Chapter 7: QnA
Summary: The New Shield do a Q and A video for Nyx's channel. 'nuff said. Other people's OC's from the WFA will be mentioned.
"Hey, guys! It's Nyx here!" the Mad Angel greeted, whipping her black and white hair to one side before letting it flow back. "Don't worry, I'll be uploading my cover for 'Lazy Song' by Bruno Mars sometime within the next two days. For today's video, I brought the rest of the New Shield with me for a little Q and A!"
They were filming in Nyx's room in her home in Texas, which was just a few blocks from DDP's, where the camera managed to keep her YouTube Gold Play Button in the background. Ajax was still in his plain white pajamas, Raptor was shirtless and wearing cargo shorts, Furno was also shirtless and wearing jogging pants, and Nyx was still in her silver tank top that said in black, "Angels Gone Wild", and black booty shorts, which would've showed off too much if she wasn't sitting down.
"It's three in the morning." Furno groaned.
"Well, screw you guys. Let's go find some questions!" Nyx said.
For Nyx: Screw, Marry, Friendzone: Amazon Alice, Katie Striker, Carson Michaels
Raptor Reigns and Ajax were laughing a little as they held onto some Pepsi cans. Furno just looked at his phone as Nyx tried to come up with an answer.
"Friendzone HBC." she answered. "Marrying or screwing my cousin makes little sense...Marry Katie, Screw Alice."
"The ship has sailed." Ajax sighed.
"I'd do the last two if you give me permission." Nyx said to Furno, who just looked at her weirdly.
"Next question!" Raptor announced.
For Raptor: Screw, Marry, Friendzone (Furno: "Another one of these?"): Brianna Kelly, SJ Steele, Jessie Faraday
"What the hell is up with people and this question?" Furno asked.
"Friendzone the Realist." Raptor answered. "Marry...damn it, I don't know how to answer this one anymore. Brianna's already married and I don't even know Jessie very well. But, if neither applied, I'd marry Brianna and screw Jessie."
"Well, lucky for you guys, there's more Screw Marry Friendzone questions for Furno and Ajax." Nyx pointed out as she scrolled through her Twitter.
"Dang it." Ajax muttered, sipping on some Pepsi.
For Ajax: Screw, Marry, Friendzone: Amber Arcade, Tammy O'Brien, Alena Volkova
Ajax buried his hands and groaned right after Nyx read the post, making Furno and Raptor laugh. Suddenly, the latter stood up and left.
"I think the pizza's here." Raptor said off camera.
"Marry Alena, obviously..." Ajax started, but he started to stammer a bit. "Friendzone...Amber? I don't know her very well. I guess that means I'll have to go with Tammy...sorry, Alena..."
Furno laughed his ass off but Nyx read the question for him.
For Furno: Screw, Marry, Friendzone: Traci Star, Logan Storm, Katarina Love
"Oh...hell no!" Furno got up, yelling as Nyx laughed.
"It's for fun, hon. Answer it, I dare you!" she practically tried to order the Ohioan lunatic.
"Fine! Friendzone..." Furno stuttered as he sat down again. "I'll Friendzone...Logan Storm, I guess. Marry...Traci Star, and screw Katarina Love."
"Is this going to be a real ship or something?" Ajax asked, a little scared of the idea of whatever could come out between Furno and Traci.
"I hope not." Nyx snorted as Raptor got back on camera, carrying some pizza boxes with him. "I'll only let the last two happen if I give Furno permission."
"Bro, you could have a harem, starting with two hot sociopaths." Raptor snickered.
"Only reason why I chose marrying Traci is because she reminds me of Nyx." Furno pointed out.
"So, if weren't dating, you'd date Traci?" Nyx asked.
"Yeah..." Furno admitted unconfidently. "Like I said, she's crazy like you."
"The boss digs crazy chicks confirmed." Ajax said.
"I've always digged crazy chicks."
"Maybe if Nyx ended up with Alice, Furno could end up with Traci..." Raptor whispered to himself as the others talked.
Who is your favorite out of all these? (shows a picture of the first Total Divas main cast)
"I f***ing hate that show." Furno growled, eating some pizza. "But, out of all of them, the only one I can tolerate the most is Naomi."
"I agree." Raptor said. "I agree too." that was Ajax.
"Okay, Naomi it is then!" Nyx concluded.
Who is your dream opponent if you ever get to be in Wrestlemania 34?
"I'm interested in us having an 8 man mixed tag match with Sanity." Furno answered. "They're powerful, pretty cool, remind me of myself in the early years of my career."
"Well, who would you want to take on one on one?" Ajax asked.
"I would want to take on either Baron Corbin or Samoa Joe."
"For me, I'll go with Asuka." Nyx answered. "Angel vs Future. Make it happen."
"Braun Strowman." Raptor answered.
"I'd want to take on HHH." Ajax answered.
Which WFA faction would you join if the New Shield didn't exist?
"I would join either the Syndicate of Darkness or Bullet Club." Furno answered.
"I agree." Nyx agreed. Raptor and Ajax both nod as they chewed on their pizza slices.
Would you rather live in Hogwarts, Westeros, or Middle Earth?
"Westeros, for me." Furno answered. "I think I can live long enough. I would go beyond the Wall with like a bunch of flamethrowers, and be like 'I AM THE GOD OF FIRE!'."
"I'd pay good money to see that." Nyx laughed. "For me, I feel like I'd enjoy Hogwarts a lot. That's where I'd go."
"Seriously? You'd like to back to high school?" Ajax asked before pointing a finger at the Texan, shouting "NERD!"
"Middle Earth for me." Raptor answered. "I'ma go punch some orcs in the face."
"I'd rather go to not Westeros, but Essos." Ajax said. "I wanna see how long I can last with the Dothraki."
Most embarrassing high school moments?
"I remember this one time, it was a friend's Halloween party," Nyx started. "I dressed up as a slutty version of Jason Voorhees."
"What the actual F?" Furno winced, nearly choking on his pizza. Everyone started laughing as Nyx continued her story.
"Basically, what I did was that I gave one of my lesbian friends a private lap dance and we started making out for the rest of the party."
"Did that making out ever turn sexual?" Raptor asked.
"For comedy's sake, yes." Nyx admitted, a smile still glued on her gorgeous yet crazy face. "I think I was almost completely naked when our other friends caught us."
"You gave your high school friend a costumed lap dance but not me?" Furno asked out of disbelief. "The lap dances you've given me were entertaining yet plain!"
"I'll give you one later because I STILL have that costume." her crazy smile grew larger.
"That beats my high school story." Raptor started his story as Furno slumped his head down, realizing he had exposed a part of his private life with Nyx on camera. "It was football season, and one touchdown for my school means we win. So, I followed my teammate as he was about to make the touchdown before I saw someone come in from his left side, so I went all Goldberg on his ass."
"Dude, you Goldberg Speared him?" Ajax asked.
"Yeah, man." Raptor said proudly. "Though, I kinda hit the guy too hard because when I saw him, he was wheezing."
"It's football season, it's expected." Furno pointed out.
"Actually, after I delivered the Spear, I started acting like Goldberg in front of everyone in the audience. No one paid attention to my team scoring the touchdown. They paid attention to me impersonating the Behemoth."
"Well, I'm gonna start mine." Ajax said. "I tried to woo this girl so I can take her to the homecoming dance,"
"Does Alena know about this story?" Furno asked.
"Yes, she knows. Anyway, I decided to go ask her out by dressing up in a suit and going to her home, with flowers in hand. By the time I got there, she already had a date."
"I guess it's down to me now." the Ohioan sighed. "It was a friend's birthday, he had a piñata, it was my turn. They spun me around so much I got too dizzy and I crashed onto the punch bowl. I swung the bat, hit the piñata, as well as the birthday dude's face."
"So basically, we, the New Shield, were high school losers." Nyx told whoever the hell was watching the video as they continued.
Who would you guys cosplay as?
"I've got one right off the bat. She's from Magic the Gathering..." Nyx started.
"I don't know this one anymore." Furno groaned.
"...and it's Avacyn, more specifically, Avacyn the Purifier."
"Who?"
"She's basically an archangel gone mad. I always have her in my MTG deck, whether it's regular Magic or Commander mode. Trust me, if you saw her artwork, you'd love to get intimate with her."
"You lost us already." Furno said. "Well, I'd cosplay as Jason Voorhees."
"You can borrow my costume." Nyx smiled sweetly (and maniacally).
"Nope. Raptor? Ajax?"
"I would want to be Khal Drogo." Raptor answered, earning some "Oh!"'s from his teammates. "Then, I'll find some Daenerys cosplayer and ask her to be my Khaleesi."
"I'll follow your lead and be Jon Snow." Ajax answered. "I'll call the Daenerys cosplayer you meet 'aunt'."
Favorite match in ICW?
"For me, it's the six man tag against Freddy Escobar, DJ Kingston, and Dylan Torres." Furno answered. "Because from the beginning, you think it's a 3 on 1 handicap match until these guys show up." he jabbed his thumb at Ajax and Raptor's direction, who shrug. "But, if I can't choose a match we were in, then I'll say Brutus Vicious vs Chris Wolf at Crossroads."
"Mine's the first match between Nation of Violence and Team PRTY." Raptor admitted. "It was hilarious watching them get tossed around."
"I'll go with Furno's second answer." Ajax said.
"Can I point out that I've NEVER won a PPV before?" Nyx asked.
"Oh yeah, you're the only one out of all of us who doesn't have a match for Immortality." Ajax snorted.
"If you had a match at Immortality, what would it be?" Furno asked her.
"Me and Traci Star, Street Fight." she replied.
"I would watch that." Raptor said.
"Okay, last question guys."
What would you do if you returned to WWE?
"BEAT UP JOHN CENA!" they all declared before laughing together.
"Just kidding." Furno said in between chuckles. "Actually, I don't know really. I'm enjoying my time here in the WFA. Lots of interesting people. First thing I'll do is-"
(This was removed because whoever is watching this video just got Rickrolled.)
Never Gonna Give You Up actually starts playing before the video finishes.
As much as I do like Furno and Nyx being together, I have no problem shipping the guys with other people's female OC's