Chapter 9: More QnA
Summary: What have the New Shield been doing after they got suspended from SSW United? Another QnA video of course!
By the way, how do you like the new cover photo?
P.S. The new stand in for Nyx? That's Nina Dobrev from Vampire Diaries
"We're doing this again?" Furno asked. Again, they were at Nyx's house.
"Aye!" Nyx replied. "Jack Classic suspended us so why the hell not?!"
"Why do we have to wear the very same set of clothes we wore in the first one?" Ajax asked her as well.
"Hey, at least I'm wearing a shirt." Raptor grumbled.
Nyx ignored the guys and read the first question.
Pick one faction to beat up, to ignore, and to befriend: Shadow Coven, Monarchy, Anarchy...
"And we don't even like any of these guys." Furno grumbled, eating some cheese and crackers.
"I say, befriend Shadow Coven, ignore Monarchy, beat up Anarchy." Ajax said.
"Or the rest of us can just ignore this question." the Ohioan lunatic suggested.
Recast some of the SSW United wrestlers as GoT characters
"This is fairly easy." Nyx answered. "I say Freddy Escobar is Joffrey and Ben Jones is the Night's King."
"I can be Sandor Clegane." Furno said.
"I'll be Khal Drogo." Raptor said. "And Ryan Lewis can be the Mountain."
"I call for Sara Lewis to be...Ygritte?" Ajax asked.
"Dude, every woman on the roster can be Ygritte, except for Logan Storm. She can be Brienne. You can be...I don't know, the Faceless guy who trained Arya?"
Why New Shield Why?
"Because we can." Furno answered before getting up, saying, "I'll get the pizza."
"First of all, if you criticize our methods, you criticize the Shield as a whole." Ajax said. "El Heroico pulled that crap while trying to apologize to Furno. While that was happening, Nyx was off trying to get us a match."
"In order words, our answer is STFU..." Raptor snarled.
Have you guys ever played video games in real life?
"No." Nyx scoffed. "That's a stupid idea..."
The video cuts to them in Nyx's backyard. They had numerous apples and bananas on the table, and the Mad Angel appears to be holding an actual katana.
"Didn't Carson tell you this is a HORRIBLE idea?" Furno asked his fiancée.
"Don't care. Let's do this!" she yelled.
"Okay, but for the sake of not getting your uncle mad, we didn't buy and watermelons and we're throwing one at a time."
It cuts to a montage of the guys tossing apples, bananas, and oranges in the air, Nyx trying to cut them, and failing, until it cuts to one scene where Furno tosses an apple in the air, and Nyx manages to cut it in half!
"Hallelujah!" Ajax cheers from behind the camera.
Who's the best cook out of the four of you?
"Well, we'll first tell you who's the WORST COOK." Nyx said as everyone points to Furno.
"What?" he asks the rest of the team.
"The only thing you're actually good at making is a sandwich!" Nyx complains.
"Okay, okay. Best cook has to be Raptor." the Ohioan admits.
"I agree. That Samoan barbecue after SSW Extinction was hella good." Ajax agrees.
Can you guys read mean comments?
"Umm...Okay." Nyx shrugs, taking out her phone and trying to find mean comments on the New Shield. "Alright, I have some here..."
Go to hell, Sanity wannabes!
"I do like watching Sanity so..." Furno stalls.
"I see why they're calling us Sanity wannabes." Ajax smirks.
F*** you, you childhood destroyers!
"Well, if you're a grown man or woman and you seriously support an El Generico wannabe, then go find someone else to represent your childhood." Furno scoffs.
Nyx looks like the slutty love child of Nikki Cross and Daenerys Targaryen
"This is not mean for me." Nyx says. "I get that a lot, minus the slutty part."
Oh look, another Reigns...
The four just chuckle a little, knowing the commenter is yet another Roman Reigns hater.
I'd rather see the Cash Kings win the WFA Tag Team titles than watch a New Shield promo
"Okay, so someone thinks the CASH KINGS are better than us." Ajax growls.
"You people won't be saying that once we give them the good old Barbie beat down." Furno says.
I hope Furno Moxley burns in hell with the whore who gave birth to him.
The next scene, Furno is not in the camera's POV as the others look shocked.
"Guys, too far!" Nyx yells at the camera.
"Find another comment before the boss throws a fit!" Ajax says.
Acting like Punisher wannabes don't make you guys a New Shield. It only makes you guys look stupider.
"Who the hell cares?" Raptor asks.
"What?" Ajax says.
The scene now cuts to just Raptor and Ajax reading questions.
"Okay, we were reading some of the comments off camera, but some of them contained issues too sensitive for us to read." Ajax explains.
"And Nyx had to go help Furno sleep and cry his heart out." Raptor adds. "Anyways, on with the last mean comment."
I hope Brutus, Traci, Michael, and Phil murder you four...
"Okay, you know what, f*** you guys." Ajax curses before leaving. Raptor looks at the camera.
"I guess that's the end. Now, we'll really destroy your so called heroes." he says before leaving. He starts talking off camera, "Oh, and before we end the video..."
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