Chapter 10: Cooking, but not really...
In the spirit of how many times I've watched nigahiga videos, here's the new chapter!
Summary: Furno wants to try and cook something, Nyx tries to make sure he doesn't mess up, and Raptor and Ajax are out of town.
"Are we rolling?" Furno asks Nyx, who is behind the camera. She puts her thumb up. "Okay, so Raptor and Ajax are out of town for a little while. So, while that's happening, I'm going to cook something for them."
"And I'll make sure he doesn't mess up badly." Nyx says.
"I got it, love. Don't worry about it. I ain't one third of the inaugural TDW 3 Man Tag Champions for nothing." he tells her as he moves out of the house (Nyx's house...again. Surprise fact: Furno lives with her). He is wearing a House Stark shirt, the same torn jeans, white sneakers, and a leather jacket to match.
"Wait, what are we gonna cook?" she asks, making Furno stop in his tracks.
"Oh yeah...well, what do you have in your kitchen?"
"I have ramen packets."
"Well, first, I had this idea. I'll toast waffles and then we'll make like waffle pizza sandwiches with random toppings like Spam and Doritos."
"Doritos toppings?" Nyx asks, a little skeptical. "Okay, but we need to cook another one with the ramen stuff. I do have an idea to make like bread bowls then put the ramen in them."
"Well, here's the problem." Furno starts. "How do we get all the stuff back here? All we have is a Harley while Raptor and Ajax took the hummer."
"We'll...figure it out."
(Cut to the grocery store...)
Nyx is shown filming Furno trying to pick out from among packs of waffles.
"Hey, hon. The workers have been giving me weird looks and I just winked at them." she says.
"They saw you and your little dance to the Fortress." Furno replies, checking out one pack before putting it back in the stall.
"They don't have to be too salty. We got the titles, and they got a free dance from yours truly."
"PK and Static did. Jason and Sebastian didn't."
"Yeah well...You know what, we'll take the family pack." Furno says, tossing a family size waffle pack in the grocery cart.
(Time lapse)
"I feel like Yujiro from Bullet Club after the stunt we pulled at TDW." Furno says as he places some cheese and pizza sauce packs in the cart.
"I'm never giving public lap dances again." Nyx sighs, a little embarrassed. "I feel like Maria Kanellis."
"That's because what you did is EXACTLY like what Maria did to Bullet Club once." the Ohioan points out.
"I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get some bread for the ramen bread bowl."
The video cuts to Nyx pointing the camera at herself. She is wearing a Bullet Club themed jacket, a plain silver shirt underneath, and jeans.
"Okay, so I found the bread, Furno's off buying Doritos and other things, and guess who I took a peek at."
She then points the camera at two familiar WFA wrestlers waiting at the meat section. The video briefly pauses and two arrows point at them and some text pop up.
DJ KINGSTON and NATALIA RODRIGUEZ. AKA MONARCHY POWER COUPLE...:)
Nyx points the camera at herself again and chuckles a little, singing quietly,
"DJ and Nattie, sitting on a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G."
(Video cuts to Nyx's house)
Nyx is pointing the camera at Furno, who is unloading all the stuff they bought from the grocery store in the kitchen. The TDW 3 Man Tag Championships are shown on the middle counter.
"Okay, so what do I do first?" he asks.
"I say make the waffle sandwich first. Spread the sauce and sprinkle the cheese. Add the toppings after."
"Why?"
Nyx points the camera at some of the stuff they bought. It was a pile of Doritos, Fritos, and Pringles of different flavors.
"Oh yeah..." Furno stammers.
It cuts to a montage of Furno making waffle pizzas while Nyx makes the ramen. It stops and shows Nyx's shirt with a pizza sauce stain. She looks a little irate as she hollows out the bread she plans to turn into bread bowls.
"You had one job..." she growls at Furno, who is waiting for his test waffle pizza sandwich to be finished in the microwave.
Montage again...
Furno is now holding the camera, pointing it at his very first waffle pizza sandwich.
"Okay, what did you put in there?" Nyx asks.
"I put the cheese flavor Doritos." he replies.
Nyx shrugs and takes a bite out of it. Seconds later, she starts nodding her head in approval.
"Not bad." she says after swallowing.
"Hell yeah!" Furno cheers.
"And now, back to the ramen." Nyx quickly says.
Montage...
It cuts to Furno and Nyx standing in front of around eight waffle pizza sandwiches and four ramen bread bowls.
"Okay, so it's sunset, Nyx and I just had showers, and as it turns out," Furno starts. "Ajax went back home to LA to hang with his girlfriend for a while and Raptor took the Hummer back to Florida. So...I guess we have all this to ourselves."
"Oh well. That's all for today. Leave a like!" Nyx says.
(At this point, the video ends and Furno and Nyx start calling each other by the real names)
Jacen Good (Furno) and Adeline "Addie" Hickenbottom (Nyx) placed all the food they cooked on the table as the New Shield's ace female primed up what looked like an Xbox One.
"Are we playing Dynasty Warriors 8 Empires again?" Jace groans.
"Aww...didn't like how I made you?" Addie says seductively. "Look, you go play. I'm gonna plan my next cover."
"It'll be a Gundam theme, right?"
"Anything for you, I guess." Addie sighs as she takes a waffle pizza sandwich to take a bite out of.
Jace proceeds to play Dynasty Warriors 8 Empires while Addie checks her phone.
1 hour later...they had practically eaten all the stuff they cooked.
"Alright! Finally promoted...You okay, Addie?" Jace asks, noticing her leaning on him tiredly.
"Jace...I'm tired..." she yawns, wrapping her arms around him. He sighs, turns off the TV and Xbox, and picks her up bridal style. Jace carries her to their bedroom on the second floor. Addie giggles as he tosses her on the bed and they start kissing.
"Not a good cook, but definitely a great kisser." she coos right when they broke their make out session. Jace smiles, taking off his shirt to reveal his muscular and ridiculously scarred body. Addie giggles again and they continue to kiss.
The next day...
Jace stirred from his sleep. He's still shirtless in jeans. He turns to his left to see Addie passed out asleep, wearing nothing but a white shirt and black booty shorts. Noticing the clock has hit 5:00, Jace nudges Addie.
"Hey, baby girl, wake up. Let's go work out today." he tells her as she awakes with a loud groan.
"But it's frickin 5 in the morning." she moans, then she notices Jace taking the picture of the two of them. He quickly types something on his phone.
"Jace, what are you doing?" she asks.
"Twitter. Why?" he asks her back. She just groans
"You know what, fine, let's go work out."
Addie gets up from the bed and leaves the room, Jacen following her now that he was finished tweeting. Here's what the tweet says,
G'morning, off to the gym!
And here are some of the replies to this...
Aww! So cute! Have a nice day! - Carson Michaels
Wait, what? You two are going to the gym without us? - Raptor Reigns
Cute...but you two and your friends are still suspended from United - Jack Classic
Can you dance for me again, pls? - Static Rider (Reply to this: Dude, no! - PK Hunt)
Have a nice day, you two. By the way, Alena says hello. - Ajax
