Chapter 12: ICW Facebook!
Here's what would happen if the ICW roster (and a few special guests from WWE or from the rest of the WFA, which I by the way don't own) used Facebook for ridiculous conversations
I wasn't going to upload this, but I'm going to anyway. I don't own any of the OC's, only the New Shield (and Alena Volkova, who will be mentioned in the chapter)
Freddy Escobar has posted a picture (It's Nyx tied up on a chair, looking bored)
Pretty much everyone in Monarchy liked it. Jay Masters too.
Furno Moxley: Wow, when Nyx said you didn't do anything to her, she wasn't kidding.
Nyx Rosewood: DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!
Dylan Torres: You know, I was planning to make her mine...
Furno Moxley: Excuse me, Torres?
DJ Kingston: Uh...Dylan, you may want to run.
Carson Michaels: HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT PLANNING SUCH THINGS!
Nyx Rosewood: Cous, I'm fine.
Furno Moxley: Nyx...get the weapons.
Nyx Rosewood: Which ones?
Furno Moxley: GET ALL THE WEAPONS!
Nyx Rosewood: WHY IS THERE A FLAMETHROWER NEXT TO THE VERY SAME GUITAR I HAD AGAINST THE CURRENT SIGN?!
Furno Moxley: Get that too.
E-Baum has posted:
FACE THE FACTS! I'M THE BEST OF ALL TIME!
E-Baum, Seth Mercer, and Ray Cobra like this post...and no one else.
Matt Lopez: Yeah...no one else believes you.
Will Ralston: Yeah, lad, you're a tall cruiserweight with a lame record.
Ryan Lewis: Not even this Curt Hawkins impression can save your lame ass career.
Static Rider: BURN, BABY, BURN!
Furno Moxley: Hey! That's my line!
Brutus Vicious: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!
Furno Moxley: Okay, I'm done.
SJ Steele is currently in a relationship with Raptor Reigns
SJ Steele: WHAT?!
Raptor Reigns: HELL NO! I AIN'T DATING LITTLE MISS RANT OVER HERE!
SJ Steele: FEELING'S MUTUAL, YOU LITTLE DOG!
Natalia Rodriguez: Haha! Good for you, Reigns!
Raptor Reigns: Go to Hell!
Trell: Okay, who's hacking the accounts again?
E-Baum liked this
Trell: FML
King Caesar has posted:
Come to the Monarchy's yacht tonight, 7:00, for a 5 hour tour around the California waters!
Justin Danger: BORING
Chris Blade: I agree.
Freddy Escobar: SCREW YOU BOTH THEN!
Furno Moxley: I already saw the yacht and I'm not getting on it.
Freddy Escobar: DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN WANT TO GET ON THE YACHT!
SJ Steele: I do.
Jay Masters: ME TOO!
Freddy Escobar: FINALLY
Furno Moxley: Oh, and while you're having your cruise, WE'RE AT DISNEYLAND!
All the current babyfaces on the ICW roster liked this
Furno Moxley has posted a photo: NEW DEMOLITION CHAMPION RIGHT HERE!
The New Shield, Carson Michaels, Eric Drago, and Chris Wolf liked this
Furno Moxley: I sent Brutus frickin Vicious to Hell!
King Caesar: How a 6 foot man lifted a 300 pounder, I'll never know.
Jack Classic: More like you sent him to where El Heroico is right now!
King Caesar: Oh, that guy? Yeah...he'll be gone for a while
Chris Wolf: Oh God, he's gonna explode again...
Jack Classic: SHAME ON YOU, MOXLEY! SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS!
Nyx Rosewood: Stop ranting before you get a heart attack. AND WE'RE NOT HOODLUMS!
Carson Michaels: I bet he's having one right now. And Nyx, please calm down before YOU get a heart attack.
Dean Ambrose: Hey, leave 'im alone.
Seth Rollins: Or else I'll find your house and knee you to death!
Eric Drago: WHY ARE DEAN AMBROSE AND SETH ROLLINS HERE?!
Roman Reigns: Oh, Sting and HBK invited us.
Sting: Hi!
HBK: What's up?
Brianna Kelly: DAD?!
Carson Michaels: DAD?!
Nyx Rosewood: Uncle Shawn?!
Ajax has posted a picture (of himself wearing a suit): ON A DATE SOON!
Brianna Kelly: Really? Who's the lucky girl?
Ajax: (shows a picture of Alena Volkova, a slightly tan skinned, brown haired, brown eyed Russian-American young woman)
DJ Kingston: Umm...out of pure curiosity, who's that again?
Ajax: Ha! Like I'd tell you, Kingston.
Chris Wolf: Is that...Alena Volkova?
DJ Kingston: Oh yeah...I remember seeing her at FXW. I heard rumors she has a big bad older brother.
King Caesar: Well that's never a good sign.
Ajax: You people ruin everything
DJ Kingston: It's what we do. Hope you don't end up like what happened to your cousin's first relationships.
King Caesar: Savage
Ajax: FML
Trell has posted:
Okay, who wants to face who if we have an interpromotional contest with WWE and NXT?
Furno Moxley: Dibs on SANitY!
Will Ralston: Mcintyre it is
Freddy Escobar: Jinder Mahal! I must bring my Monarchy over to WWE to bring down his Maharaja nonsense!
Ryan Lewis: WYATT!
Dylan Torres: Dean Ambrose vs me, Renee Young on a pole match
Furno Moxley: WHAT?!
DJ Kingston: Huh? Dylan, I thought we agreed to take on New Day? Or the former Wyatt Family? Or the former Shield?
Ryan Lewis: HEY! I called Wyatt first!
Michael Chaos: Authors of Pain
Phil Vandal: Authors of Pain
Brutus Vicious: Brock Lesnar
Genocide: Titus O'Neil, Apollo Crews, R-Truth, Drew Mcintyre, Akira Tozawa, New Day, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Finn Balor, Ember Moon, Asuka, Nikki Cross, (and he lists down pretty much every other non white or non American member of the combined WWE and NXT roster, women included)
Will Ralston: Be our guest if you want a handicap match.
Everyone on the roster likes this comment
CJ Hawk has posted:
I know Chris Blade beat me and all, but who wants to accept my Way of the Hawk Open Challenge?
King Caesar: ME! Last time we fought, there was interference!
Raptor Reigns: You can thank us for that, Caesar. And CJ, screw that. You're just another John Cena.
CJ Hawk: Isn't your older brother also another John Cena?
Raptor Reigns: Okay, that's it. You, me, and Caesar, Triple Threat!
Carson Michaels: Uh guys, you all know how a WOTH Open Challenge ends, right?
King Caesar: So what? If Blade can beat him, then I CAN TOO!