Chapter 17: ICW Facebook 2
Trell posted: Immortality was a blast! Any comments?
Static Rider: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!1
Trell:...
Ryan Lewis: Sorry. He's high today.
Ben Jones: At least I'm the champ now!
Trell: Never mind.
Will Ralston has posted: Everyone rejoice! For I have beaten Genocide!
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Karin Jokela: So proud of you!
King Caesar: I suppose...congrats, Ralston.
Matt Lopez: You did it!
CJ Hawk: So proud of you!
Genocide: IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME OUT OF THIS HOLE?! BRUTUS?!
Brutus Vicious: No.
Genocide: TRACI?! Oh wait, you're Mexican...
Traci Star: Even if I was your type of girl to interact with, no.
DJ Kingston has posted: MONARCHY, YOUR NEW WFA TAG TEAM CHAMPS!
Furno Moxley: I call bullshit on this one.
Freddy Escobar: You jealous?
Furno Moxley: FUCKING BULLSHIT. Excuse me, good sir, while I go after Freund and Thunder.
Natalia Rodriguez: Out of pure curiosity, why both of them?
Furno Moxley: Thunder needs to pay for what just happened and so does Freund for dooming the ournament the moment he teamed with him. Oh, and DJ, I'm borrowing your hoverboard.
DJ Kingston: WAIT, WHAT?!
Justin Danger: SAFETY FIRST!
DJ Kingston: NO! GOD NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!
Katie Striker:...Nattie, this is the only reason I'll ever feel bad for your boyfriend
Justin Danger has created a group: THE HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD CLUB
Traci Star: Huh?
Furno Moxley: WTF.
Justin Danger: What'ya think?
Furno Moxley left the group
Traci Star left the group
Natalia Rodriguez has posted: SOMEONE PLEASE STOP DANGER AND HIS SAFETY REMINDERS!
DJ Kingston: HEEEELLLLPPPPPP UUUUUUUSSSSS!
Trell:...
Justin Danger: CONDOMS FOR EVERYONE!
Freddy Escobar: WOULD YOU STOP?!
Justin Danger: HERE'S ONE FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE, FREDDY!
Freddy Escobar: DANGER!
Ben Jones has created a group: THE IMMORTALITY CHAMPS CLUB
Ben Jones: WELCOME, MY FELLOW ICW CHAMPIONS TO PARADISE!
Chris Blade:...Wow...
Furno Moxley: This is better.
PK Hunt: Alright!
Static Rider: (insert gibberish here)
Carson Michaels: Thanks, Ben!
Chris Blade: Quick question: what if there's a title change?
Ben Jones: Bah. We're not changing this group's lineup anymore because that's no fun. Oh, and here's something to enjoy.
Ben Jones has posted a link to "Les Miserables 2012"
Carson Michaels: THIS ONE?!
PK Hunt: I cried at this movie
Static Rider: MEEE TOOOO!
Chris Blade: I can't...
Furno Moxley: WTF are you guys crying about?
Carson Michaels: WATCH IT, WE DARE YOU!
PK Hunt: Big chance he's gonna cry.
Freddy Escobar has created a group: THE IMMORTALITY EX CHAMPS CLUB
Freddy Escobar: I'VE CALLED YOU ALL HERE FOR ONE THING, AND THAT IS THE DESIRE TO GET OUR CHAMPIONSHIPS BACK!
Brutus Vicious: FYI, I lost my title because I helped you at Crossroads, so you owe me, Escobar.
Freddy Escobar: THERE'S JUST ONE THING YOU NEED TO DO: BOW!
Brutus Vicious: Fuck this shit. I'm out.
Brutus Vicious has left the group.
Wolfgang has left the group.
Kyle Stevens has left the group.
Brianna Kelly has left the group.
CJ Hawk has left the group.
Nyx Rosewood has posted: HERE IS MY COLLECTION OF PERCY JACKSON, HEROES OF OLYMPUS, AND TRIALS OF APOLLO BOOKS!
Carson Michaels: You must be THAT proud of owning that many books.
Traci Star: What...
Natalia Rodriguez: I don't see the point in all these books.
Nyx Rosewood: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING HEATHEN! THESE BOOKS RIGHT HERE ARE WHAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN READING EVER SINCE HARRY POTTER ENDED! THEY'RE THAT GOOD! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, MORTAL!
Natalia Rodriguez:...
Carson Michaels:...
Traci Star:...
NYX: You mortals...dare defy the beliefs of Ancient Greece?!
Carson Michaels: We never said anything about that...
NYX: BRING ME YOUR OFFERINGS THIS INSTANT!
Traci Star: You must be under the influence here...
NYX: THE INFLUENCE OF A FUCKING GREEK GODDESS!
Furno Moxley: Sorry, girls, she's had too much drink today.
NYX: I ONLY DRANK ONE SHOT!
HBK has posted a picture: SO PROUD OF MY BABY GIRL!
Carson Michaels: DAD, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
HBK: What? Look at Ambrose and him embarrassing his little brother.
Dean Ambrose: I don't do that.
HBK: Rollins? Reigns?
Seth Rollins: Nope.
Roman Reigns: Nah.
HBK: Sting?
Sting: I do too! Remember Brianna being on the Maury show with Justin Danger?
HBK: Yep!
Brianna Kelly: DAD!
Carson Michaels: DAD!