WFA Intern's Guide to Survival PART 3!
Rule 42 by JJ the Great
41) The women getting drunk is fine. Locking them up in a room with another drunk woman is TOTALLY NOT FINE!
(Someone thought it was funny to get one of the female interns drunk and lock her in a room with a drunk Logan Storm)
(Luckily, no one remembers what happened, because I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW!)
(Aside from Dan Riley, because HE WAS THE ONE WHO LOCKED THEM IN!)
42) Sharing is caring
(If you're feeling down, share your emotions.)
(Unless off course, your listening ear is Evan Neal.)
(In that case, don't, he'll hang it over your head for life.)
43) Do not trust Evan Neal with your secrets
(That is the biggest troll he'll ever do to you)
(Which is tell the world of your deepest darkest secrets)
(He even told Angelo Santos about my "gay friends"! I'm not even gay!)
44) Don't trust Zach Grey to be a valet
(He went for a joyride in my minivan!)
(And in the Monarchy's limo)
(Even tried it on Nyx Rosewood's old pizza delivery motorcycle)
45) Do not show "Magic Mike" to Angelo Santos
(He got jealous of Channing Tatum)
(Then he even started doing those male stripper dances like in the movie)
(READ THE RULES!)
46) Don't be a sexist asshole and ask the women to get you pizza
(Remember that guy I told you whose party got crashed by DJ Kingston, Ben Jones, Furno Moxley and Brutus Vicious?)
(He actually tried this even after being released from the hospital from taking a Springboard Cutter, a Death Valley Driver, a Headlock Driver, and a Package Piledriver)
(Got sent back by an angry Natalia, Sara, Nyx, and Traci after a Flip DDT, a Kinshasa, a Super Kick, and a Rolling Powerbomb)
47) Also, don't be a racist asshole no matter what Genocide tells you
(One guy called Zach Grey the n-word)
(And even claimed Koji Yoshida looked a lot like Shinsuke Nakamura because they're Japanese)
(You can guess what happened next)
48) Yes, Dan Riley is the "Man With A Million Moves". No, not "Man With A Million Dance Moves"
(He ranted on and on about the extra dance part)
(But he sure can dance good)
(But not as good as...never mind)
49) Whoever is sneaking WWE Superstars backstage, PLEASE STAHP!
(It was difficult enough trying to hide Dean Ambrose)
(Too bad for me he tried to barge into Jack Classic's office!)
(Even worse, he brought Barbie with him!)
50) If you think one brand of SSW is better than the other, keep quiet about it
(Don't be like Matt Striker, please)
51) Don't let Alan Albright be anywhere near Evan Neal's office
(He littered the space outside the office with thingumajigs)
(Alan still insisted Evan is an alien overlord)
(Jeff Rizzo and the New Shield had to drag him away)
52) If you see Justin Danger with a couple of drunk girls in his arms, assume things will happen
(Yes, he did two girls at once)
(He is definitely the "God of Chicks"!)
(Still won't forget the fact he sells condoms to interns and wrestlers)
53) Don't paint the women's locker room pink
(Just because they're women doesn't mean they all like pink!)
(That is also being sexist)
54) Don't bring up "Look What You Made Me Do" by Taylor Swift in front of Nyx Rosewood
(That one song and its music video traumatized her)
("WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED TO YOU?!")
(Her reaction = Everyone else's reaction)
55) No more scary movie marathons with Sara Lewis
(She can make the whole movie seem real if you want!)
(I hid behind King Caesar, again, when I thought the girl from the Ring was coming for me)
(At least he's getting used to my presence!)
56) The song "Girls Kiss Girls" by Pittsburgh Slim is now officially BANNED
(Seriously, someone had this song on repeat in the women's locker room.)
(The women were uncomfortable the whole time)
(Also, do not request Nyx Rosewood to make a cover of this song! SHE SURE AS HELL WON'T!)
57) Do not get involved in Anthony Dre's family issues
(If he says he can handle it, HE MEANS HE CAN HANDLE IT)
(Besides, no need for a third wheel)
58) If you're going to go to a Monarchy party, always have an extra suit
(I went to their yacht to have a blast)
(Dylan Torres sprayed champagne all over my suit)
(It was my only one, so I spent the rest of the party in the pool)
59) Do not give everyone fake Grindr accounts
(Most of them aren't even gay!)
(I may or may not have made one for Dan Riley)
60) Stop switching CJ Hawk's clothing with John Cena merch!
(Just because they're like the same in personality doesn't mean you should)
(Also, we're banning all John Cena merchandise, shirts included)
(Now CJ is left with no shirts)