WFA Intern's Survival Guide PART 4!
Some of these are from my conversations with JJ the Great
61) Don't get drunk with ANY female wrestlers
(Some other intern made the mistake of having a drinking contest with Carson Michaels)
(The next day, they woke up next to each other in the same bed...naked)
(Nyx got super mad)
62) Same rule applies with male wrestlers
(Just because you're drunk doesn't mean Justin Danger will sleep with you...female interns)
(One female intern tried to pull this off)
(Ended with Dylan Torres instead)
63) Do not scare the roster with #Undersiege
(ESPECIALLY for the SSW rosters)
(Seriously. One guy got beaten up backstage at SSW United for doing this)
(Until THE SHIELD invaded backstage and beat up some of SSW United's jobbers)
(Why are those three STILL MAD at Jack Classic?!)
64) Never sign Nyx Rosewood up for ANY Pride parades
(She's got no grudge against the LGBT community, but COME ON, PEOPLE! SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!)
(Seriously, it's not like she's kissed any girls for any reason...)
(...Amazon Alice...Abby Torres...Sara Lewis...and a drunk Traci Star...)
(THOSE WEREN'T EVEN ROMANTIC! SHE WAS DARED TO KISS THEM!)
65) No more prank wars!
(We're not doing any more free for alls between interns, singles competitors and factions!)
(Unsurprisngly, Monarchy's in first place. They painted my car with glitter and s***!)
(New Shield, Zach Grey, and Shadow Coven tied for second.)
66) Never bring up the Maury show around Brianna Kelly
(It still haunts her in her dreams)
(Best not bring it up)
67) Quit asking who in the WFA has a hot Asian wife
(To be honest, I don't really know.)
(Though Raptor Reigns keeps claiming he does, I still won't believe him)
68) If Evan Neal tells you to do something, DO IT no matter how ridiculous it is.
(He asked me to get him yakisoba with one shrimp.)
(I did, and he suddenly gave me a condom in return)
(ENOUGH WITH THE CONDOMS!)
69) This rule's number should not be said unless necessary
(Not everyone gets the idea of #69)
(Those who do laugh)
(The others turn red and faint)
70) Yes, Jack Classic has hot twin daughters. No, you're not allowed to date them
(He's a very overprotective father.)
(Especially with all the enemies he's got in the WFA)
(...Evan Neal...the New Shield...Jeff Rizzo...)
71) No more mistletoes just for an excuse to kiss ANY of the wrestlers
(I once held up a mistletoe over Nikki Gage)
(I just wanted ONE kiss!)
(Brianna caught me and chased me for hours)
72) If there are rumors of an "Empire" on the rise, do not make any theories about it
(We'll only know once it really happens!)
(Sure as hell won't happen, right?)
(Right?)
73) Whoever's suggesting bikini contests, FOR F***'S SAKE, STAHP!
(NO ONE in the women's locker room likes that crap!)
(Unless you're a pervert)
(Like some people I know)
74) Monarchy and the KNA do not have a secret club called "Royal Club"
(Pretty sure they like to tread alone)
75) Anarchy, Detrick Cyrus, and Zach Grey do not have a secret club called "Anti Monarchy Club"
(It doesn't exist)
(I wouldn't be surprised if it actually DOES)
76) All Roman Reigns haters must be a good 100 feet away from the New Shield
(Surprised these guys still exist)
(Raptor hates it when someone disses his brother)
(Furno hates it when someone disses his mentor)
77) When Evan Neal's making lists, do not interrupt
(I was giving him some papers, while he was making lists about Katie Striker, Furno Moxley, and Chris Wolf)
(Threatened to give me a list of my own)
(And put in it the time I had to ask Angelo Santos to be my fake GF)
78) Brutus Vicious, Traci Star, Furno Moxley, and Nyx Rosewood do not have a secret club called "Intergender Psycho Club"
(Pretty sure the Slaughterhouse and Madman STILL don't get along)
(Traci and Nyx are...developing...)
(But, still, no)
79) Ouija boards are BANNED!
(Ben Jones brought in an Ouija board and everyone was freaking out)
(I tried to play with it...then Ben made me watch the Ouija movies)
(I slept in with Matt Lopez and Abby Torres for a month)
80) NEVER SAY THAT JACK CLASSIC IS FURNO MOXLEY'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER!
(Seriously, how the f*** is that even possible?!)
(Does that mean Jack has hot twin daughters AND a psycho illegitimate son?)
(It's not even a good joke...for people who are not the King of Trolls)