Here are a few short skits on a few of the times Random Intern Guy (and/or pretty much anyone) broke one of the rules of the WFA Intern's Survival Guide

1) Inviting the Shield and Shawn Michaels backstage at SSW United (Rule 8)

Some of the not well known SSW United wrestlers were shocked when they saw Dean Ambrose, backed by Roman Reigns, march in the hallway with a megaphone, yelling out,

"HEY, JACK CLASSIC, YOU HULK HOGAN WANNABE! YOU WANNA MESS WITH MY FAMILY, YOU GOT NEW ENEMIES IN THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE! BELIEVE THAT! (insert incoherent amount of swear words here)"

Reigns suddenly saw Ash Russo walk out of the bathroom.

"What's going o-" SUPERMAN PUNCH!

"That's for family, bitch!" Roman yelled at the downed Ash.

"Uh...I may have made a terrible mistake..." Random Intern Guy slowly walked away from the scene.

Meanwhile, Seth Rollins and Shawn Michaels were watching Ambrose and Reigns cause a ruckus. Both the Architect and HBK were discussing the Assassin's Creed movie.

2) Pervert Intern's first trip to the hospital (Rule 18)

Pervert Intern waited around in the lounge, muttering to himself,

"Can't wait to see what they came up with...two sexy Latinas, a Boston hottie, and a curvy Texan...what's not to love..."

As he continued imagining his fantasies, the door slammed open to reveal an angry DJ Kingston, Ben Jones, Furno Moxley, and Brutus Vicious. Pervert Intern instantly peed his pants.

"You dare disrespect my Nattie?!" the Monarchy high flyer snarled.

"I'll see you burn in the darkness!" that was from the Destroyer.

"OFF TO HELL WITH YOU!" the Lunatic Renegade wailed.

"DIE, DIE, DIE!" the Human Slaughterhouse roared.

BAM! Springboard Cutter from DJ. BAM! Death Valley Driver from Ben. BAM! Headlock Driver from Furno. CRASH! Package Piledriver from Brutus.

Moments later in the women's locker room...

Natalia Rodriguez, Sara Lewis, Nyx Rosewood, and Traci Star sat on the benches in awkward silence.

"Are all interns that indecent?" Nattie asked.

"Nah. He's the only pervert among them." Sara replied.

"At least he's gone." Nyx said.

"Maybe they should've castrated him too." Traci suggested.

3) Asking Alan Albright to teach anything (Rule 33)

"So...you want to learn something?" Alan asked Random Intern Guy in the locker room.

"Um...yes. I got bored!" RIG (shortened form of Random Intern Guy) replied.

"Good. Because I have a new theory!" Alan proceeded to show RIG a series of charts and connected pictures so complex even Einstein would be confused. The center picture showed...Furno Moxley.

"What's this one about?" RIG asked.

"Simple..." Alan bluntly stated. "I have come to believe in one thing...that Furno Moxley is the Antichrist!"

"..." this was going to be a LONG day for RIG.

4) Bringing up Twilight in front of ANYONE from the Coven (Rule 1)

"So..." RIG started, talking to King Caesar. "You Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Nearby, every single member of the Coven yelled out "NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

RIG never brought up Twilight again.

5) Wet T Shirt contest (Rule 28)

"What's the status outside?!" RIG asked through his walkie talkie. The voice of Jason Malice replied,

"Ben Jones, Ryan Lewis, Raptor Reigns, Brutus Vicious, King Caesar, Sebastian, and Dylan Torres are struggling! The others have been overrun!"

RIG panicked as he saw what was going on in the ring: CJ Hawk, Detrick Cyrus, and Zach Grey having a wet t shirt contest, with some (ONLY SOME) of the women spraying them with water guns. Evan Neal was recording it live with a camera.

"This was a bad idea..." RIG deadpanned when DJ Kingston and Jason Malice ran out of the gorilla and to the ring, yelling,

"THE FANGIRLS ARE HERE!"

That's when they all, except Evan Neal, ran for the hills. The King of Trolls sent the fangirl apocalypse away by saying the whole thing was a troll.

6) Demanding Magic Mike fantasies for a birthday (Rule 39)

CJ Hawk has been weirded out for quite a long time when the SAME DAMN FEMALE INTERN asked him to come to her birthday party as a male stripper. That's when he had a sit down discussion with the rest of the guys from the ICW locker room (Except for Genocide, who had left earlier)

"Who here has been asked to be a Magic Mike stripper by a female intern?" CJ asked them.

Nearly every single hand rose, except for Furno Moxley, Brutus Vicious, Ben Jones, Static Rider, Dylan Torres and the NOV.

"What did she look like?"

The WHOLE ICW male locker room, sans the guys who weren't asked, said in sync, "short brown hair, geeky glasses, kinda looked like Ugly Betty."

The Second City Hawk sighed. "Does the female locker room know about this?"

All the other guys nodded.

"I just want to ask," Team PRTY's Ryan Daniels spoke. "-How come HE wasn't approached to do Magic Mike?" he then pointed at Furno Moxley, who shrugged.

"I was watching Daredevil when you called me. Nothing happened."

"Maybe she doesn't like lunatics." DJ Kingston suggested.

"Then what about ME?!" PK Hunt asked.

7) Getting drunk with a female wrestler (Rule 61)

RIG was in catering with another intern who appeared to be shaking as he ate his muffin.

"You okay?" RIG asked.

"Um...if...if you see...or hear...either Carson or Nyx..." the intern shook in fright. "let me know..."

"Why-"

"WHERE IS HE?!" the familiar angry voice of the New Shield's Mad Angel echoed.

The shaking intern ran off, screaming like a little girl, though not before he peed his pants. RIG was confused as he saw Nyx Rosewood barge into catering with an ACTUAL SPARTAN SWORD.

"WHERE IS THAT INTERN?!" she demanded.

RIG casually pointed to the direction of where the other intern ran off to. As Nyx gave chase, Carson Michaels walked into catering and sat next to RIG.

"What happened? Why is Nyx so angry?" RIG asked HBC.

"That was the worst time I've ever been drunk." she muttered.

8) No more horror movie marathons with a certain Witch (Rule 55)

King Caesar was visibly annoyed when RIG suddenly decided to hide underneath the table the Monarchy was eating on.

"What did you do now?" Caesar asked RIG.

"I...watched the Ring movies with Sara Lewis..." RIG stuttered. "now, she's sent Samara Morgan after me!"

The entire Monarchy just laughed, but RIG shot out of the table and grabbed Freddy Escobar by the shirt collar, looking at him with paranoid eyes, saying,

"I'M SERIOUS! I KEPT HEARING HER VOICE SAYING I ONLY HAVE SEVEN DAYS TO LIVE! SHE'S COMING AFTER ME, I TELL YOU! SARA MADE IT ALL REAL!"

RIG paused when he saw a monitor hanging on the catering walls. He did the one thing his mind told him to do.

Run to the other direction, screaming like a banshee. Sara Lewis walked into catering, clearly laughing at messing with RIG.