Chapter 20
I woke up by the smell of food.
" Breakfast " yelled the ASL trio and bypassed me.
" You could slow down ,you know. The food is not going to vanish ,if you three aren't at the table yet. No one else eats that much" I yelled.
Someone would think, we don't feed them!
" Tsukiko is right . You should slow down.
It is bad manners to eat before the host arrives " said Robin .
" Don't worry miss. I am already here " replied Mihawk.
" Oh my God! Where did you come from? I just lost five years of my life! Don't startle me like that again. " I held my chest in fright.
" I was here the whole time. You were the one who wasn't observant enough, to note my presence " he replied calm.
" Well played Hawky. I bet you are one of those types that are reading books in the dark and when someone turns on the light, you scare them so bad! And then you just look them in the eye and say I was here the whole time!! That's so creepy!! You could definitely get a role in a horror movie " i babbled.
Hawkeye raised his eyebrow.
" Just ignore her. In the morning she is worse than her usual crazy self. It's like a whole new level " smiled Sabo nervously.
He probably believe that sooner or later, I would end up with a sword piercing through my heart .
" Thanks for letting us stay here yoi. After breakfast we will leave. " said Marco.
" No need to be polite. Pirates are not famous for their manners. Truly a pity " replied Hawkeye.
" As a very classy person, why don't you organize lessons? How to be a classy pirate 101!! And then you could hold competitions and the pirate with the best etiquette wins ! This way you can avoid bloody conflicts.
after all blood doesn't come off easily from clothes. Or you could say, I will spare your life, if you could defend yourself with a fan but with style!! Because fans are awesome! " I said excited.
" It is an interesting idea. " he replied amused and I mentally squealed .
If I see smoker with a fan, I could die happily
" What's so awesome about fans?" asked Ace confused.
" Because ,I could fan your flames honey " I winked at him.
" Your attempt flirting is so bad, that I want to rip off my ears. " sighed Sabo.
" Hey at least, I am trying ! Not like some other people I know ,who don't even admit their feelings " I gave him a pointed look.
" I don't know what are you talking about! " he fumed.
" Sure you don't and I am a smooth talker like Kid-sama " I replied.
" I don't even know who Kid is! " he protested.
" No one is supposed to know because he is a phantom thief! " I replied.
" And the connection is lost again. Sometimes I think ,she is worse than Luffy. At least she doesn't cry that much " said Ace.
" I am not a crybaby!! I haven't cried since we left the island. I am a big guy! " Luffy puffed his chest out .
Marco was sighing and was massaging his temples.
He probably has a headache from all of our bickering.
" Stop the chit chatt and start eating, brats! The food will get cold and if I see anyone wasting food, i will hit you with my pan " Thatch threatened.
" I am rubber, it won't hurt me " luffy stuck out his tongue.
" Correction, with my burning hot pan " he replied and his eyes gleamed.
" I am sorry" Luffy said quickly and started eating.
I would love to point out that there is no way Thatch would hit Hawkeye but I decided against it.
As much I loved teasing everyone, I shouldn't insult Thatch's guts and power in front of Hawkeye.
Whitebeard pirates have their pride after all!!
That and I am really hungry ,
and Thatch is really petty when he is provoked.
When we finished eating, we kept our promise and left.
Well after he gave me, his number on den den mushi.
I would be a fool to let a chance like this slip !
Too bad Facebook doesn't exist in this world!
So many posts, I could have tagged Hawky to annoy him!!
The unfairness of life!!
" Stop sighing we are leaving " said Thatch.
" But Zoro isn't here yet" I protested.
" If he wanted to come, he would already have come yoi. The time limit you gave them has ended " sighed Marco.
Well he is correct, two days have passed already.
" Maybe he got lost! " I replied.
" Where? The port is visible from any place in this tiny island" frowned Ace.
" Maybe he got lost on the road of life! " I exclaimed.
This better work Kakashi! If this lousy excuse worked for you, then it better works for me.
" That's it we are leaving! " announced Thatch.
Why? Did I offend the One piece universe by praying at Naruto universe?
As we were leaving , I couldn't spot that mop of green hair anywhere.
Well it seems they won't come.
I hope you remember Zoro that was your choice, don't slice me next time you see me.
And this time ,I prayed at the One piece universe first. Just to be safe!!!
A/N: Well the next chapter will be the one I already have written, before I decided to include Mihawk and Zoro at this point.
I will check it before posting it, so there will not be any mistakes about the time frame. I will probably upload it in the next few days as it is already written ( except if I deem it to be ,really out of place and completely change it!)