More skits on people breaking the rules of the WFA Intern's Survival Guide

1) NO PEEKING IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOMS (Rule 99)

Before being severely punished for tons more idiocy, Pervert Intern found himself looking at the women's showers with a dirty idea in mind. He slowly crept towards the door and slowly opened it, seeing some topless feminine figures behind the misty atmosphere of the women's showers. Pervert Intern saw shadows of some of his favorite WFA women's wrestlers in the nude like...

"Hehehe...Natalia Rodriguez, Traci Star, Nyx Rosewood, even Katie Striker!" he whispered to himself. "And...wait, is that Logan Storm?"

Meanwhile...

"No, I'm not saying I'm calling dibs on Traci." RIG spoke to Carson Michaels as they roamed around the hallway.

"Good, otherwise Brutus will murder you." the Heartbreak Chick pointed out.

"As I was saying,"

Before RIG could say anything else,

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The two paused.

"Was that... Traci Star and Logan Storm...?" Carson mumbled.

"I say we check it out." RIG suggested as the two ran down the hallway until they heard the chatter of angry women, stopping at the sight of some of the WFA women outside their showers... breasts and ass exposed. RIG instantly and instinctively turned away from the naked women just to keep his decency as a guy alive while Carson chats with them.

"What happened?" she asked.

"A peeping tom is what happened!" that was the unmistakable angry voice of Nyx Rosewood.

"Pervert Intern?" RIG asked.

"Yep. That bastard..." Katie Striker growled.

"RIG, go report this to someone." Carson told him. "I'll go find Pervert Intern."

Without even looking at any of the women, RIG ran off to find someone to report the issue to.

A few days later...

"Nyx, no offense, but I don't trust them." Nikki Gage said worriedly.

"Come on, Nikki." Nyx Rosewood replied as they walked to the women's showers. "Furno, Raptor, and Aiden are decent men. You can trust them."

"Umm... your lover dated a minor AND had premarital with Nikki Cross. How is that decent?"

"Why? Do you want Jeff Rizzo as a guard for the showers? Or the Cobra Club? Or Monarchy?"

"Good point."

And while the women were showering, Furno Moxley, Raptor Reigns, and Aiden Black stood guard outside, while eating sushi.

"Should we be worried that some of the women don't trust us?" the Ghost Fox asked his leader.

"What matters now is that we stand guard outside the women's showers while it's being used. If anyone tries to peek, well, I have this."

Furno pulled out the infamous weapon known as Janice, a wicked grin on his face.

"Can we still talk about Big Bang Theory?" Raptor Reigns asked.

2) TO ALL FEMALE INTERNS, NO MORE GETTING DRUNK JUST TO TRY GETTING IN BED WITH JUSTIN DANGER (Rule 62)

"So... RIG, what do you think of this?" Carson Michaels asked her intern while showing a new outfit using the color scheme of the New Shield (black, white, red)

"Nah, I'm not sure-"

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Both groaned as another woman's screams filled the place.

"What now?" RIG sighed.

They saw a female intern running past them as the source of the banshee-like scream.

"Wonder what that was about." HBC wondered.

Before they could return to their business, a sweaty, smiling Dylan Torres walked in on them.

"What's up?" he asked them.

"Dude, why are you sweaty?" RIG asked.

"Got laid last night." Monarchy's wild card grinned. "With an intern, drunk. Some reason she thought I was Justin Danger, then when she woke up, she started screaming."

Carson and RIG looked at each other, completely terrified as Dylan walked away.

3) NO MORE PRANK WARS (Rule 65)

RIG was terrified of the sight before him. His beloved minivan, trashed by...

"MONARCHY!"

Seconds later, another cry was heard from Jack Classic.

"MOXLEY!"

RIG turned around to see Furno Moxley running with a sack of clothes in his hand.

"SUCK THAT, CLASSIC!" he screamed. "YOU SHOULD GO BORROW CLOTHES FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND FROM NOW ON!"

"Jack Classic has a boyfriend?" RIG wondered aloud.

"He means Ash Russo." Levi the Great told him after randomly popping out of nowhere.

"...Welp...now there are things I can no longer unsee. Must Furno be too much of a maniac?"

"Dude. That guy went to war in CZW when he was freaking 18 AND before coming to the WFA." Levi pointed out. "I bet even the Joker would be jealous when it comes to psycho-ratings."

"So... wanna go prank Justin Danger?" RIG asked.

"Yep."

4) NO MORE MISTLETOES (Rule 71)

RIG walked around with a mistletoe in his hand, wondering what to do with it... until he laid his eyes on Nikki Gage. He had an idea, which will probably get him killed.

He slowly walked over to her then put the mistletoe over them.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" RIG heard Brianna Kelly's voice.

"RIG, what are you doing?" Nikki asked, completely oblivious to the situation.

"Nothing. Bye!"

And so RIG took off with the angry child of Sting after him.

5) NO MORE OUIJA BOARDS (Rule 79)

"Check out what I have!" an excessively enthusiastic Ben Jones marched into the locker room with a familiar item in his hands.

"Is that... an Ouija board?" RIG asked. He was holding King Caesar's boxing robe for him.

"Yep! Who wants to play it with me?"

Everyone turned to RIG, who dropped the robe he was holding.

"Wait, what?"

"ALRIGHT! Let's go, RIG!"

The Destroyer then dragged the terrified intern out of the locker room for an Ouija board session.

"Should we help him?" Jason Malice asked.

"Nah. He'll be fine." Freddy Escobar replied.

A few minutes later...

Ben and RIG walked out of catering, the former holding the Ouija board.

"Huh. That wasn't so bad." RIG said, until he saw the Destroyer pulled out copies of the Ouija movies.

"Now, let's see how fictional people failed miserably with their Ouija sessions!"

"NOOOO!"

It was too late, as Ben Jones dragged poor RIG to his inevitable doom.

Later that night...

Matt Lopez heard a knock on his hotel room door. He got up and walked over to open it, leaving Abby Torres alone in the bed. The Mexican Lone Wolf opened the door to see a shivering RIG in his Aquaman pajamas, holding a stuffed bunny.

"You okay?" he asked.

"...Nope. Ben Jones made me watch those Ouija movies." RIG replied, still shivering.

"But those movies were pretty bad."

"Didn't help the fact that he made me play Ouija. So... can I sleep over with you and Abby for a while."

Matt sighed. "Go right ahead."

RIG quickly walked into the room as Matt shut the door.

The things RIG gets himself into while interning for either King Caesar or Carson Michaels.