Movie Night
In which RIG gets several WFA wrestlers to watch the animated movie Coco. Some have feelings, others are just horrible, horrible people.
"Hey guys!" RIG entered the locker room where all the men looked at him with skeptical looks. "I've got a movie we can watch!"
"Which one?" CJ Hawk asked.
"Coco!" RIG announced.
"You mean the newer version of Book of Life?" Ryan Lewis wondered. "I guess we're cancelling Ouija tonight."
"NO ONE AGREED TO THAT!" everyone yelled at the vampire, silencing him.
"So... we're still watching?" RIG asked. Everyone nodded.
"Just make sure you don't invite Pervert Intern." DJ Kingston told the intern, who nodded and replied,
"Don't worry. I only invited the women. Consider this as WFA movie night, I guess."
Later...
Nearly the entire WFA roster gathered around for RIG's movie night idea. At first, they were all skeptical regarding the idea, but decided it was better than watching another Ouija movie. As they sat and waited for the movie to start, RIG played the movie on his laptop, which was connected to a projector which showed the movie.
"Ten bucks says you cry." Freddy Escobar suddenly challenged the Toledo psychopath beside him. Both men sat next to their respective wives.
"Fine. Deal." Furno Moxley replied to him as the movie started.
Right beside the Prince, Angelina Rhodes facepalmed.
(No spoilers, but assume the saddest scene in the movie is about to start)...
"Anybody still got dry eyes?" RIG asked everyone.
"I'm good." King Caesar grunted.
"Child's play." Jeff Rizzo bragged.
"Was I supposed to cry?" Traci Star mocked. "Because that was pretty weak."
(Cue the saddest scene in Coco that you watched... assuming you did watch)
That's when they wished they watched Ouija instead. The whole room was filled with sounds of men and women struggling not to cry before ultimately giving up and letting their emotions run free. Some were bawling like crazy, others continued to fight off their rising emotions but tears fell down from their cheeks anyway.
"WHY DID I WATCH THIS?!" RIG bawled out.
"This is too good not to cry about!" Brianna Kelly wailed as tears fell from her cheeks. Nikki Gage hugged her, both women crying like crazy.
A lot of people were crying at the scene before them, but none more so than the mild mannered dork intern who dragged them into this whole mess of tears in the first place.
And then... there are those who are just horrible people. Some weren't crying. They just looked at the saddest scene of Coco with cold, emotionless looks on their faces, especially Furno Moxley. On his left, Nyx Rosewood was bawling her eyes out while on his right, Freddy Escobar was crying in Angelina's arms, the American Princess also struggling to sniff back tears. Somewhere in the back, Brutus Vicious, Traci Star, Ryan Lewis, and a few others weren't fazed at all.
"Weaklings." the Human Slaughterhouse snorted.
"ARE YOU THAT HEARTLESS?!" Mason Rivers yelled at him, only to get knocked out by a single punch from Brutus.
"...Meh." Furno Moxley shrugged. "Not even Titanic can faze me."
"Are you... seriously... dead inside?" Freddy Escobar asked him, still holding onto his wife.
"...Meh." was the lunatic's simple reply. Strangely, not even his crying wife was enough to make him shed a tear.
"Oh, by the way," Furno smirked. "-you lost the bet."
"Can't we wait until the movie's finished?!" Freddy pleaded.
"Fine by me."
(After the movie ends...)
STILL, those who didn't cry... still didn't cry.
"I win." Furno put out his hand as the crying Prince brought out a wad of cash and put it in the lunatic's hand before leaving with Angelina. The WFA wrestlers all stood up and left, still crying... until they run into Evan Neal.
"What were you guys watching?" the King of Trolls asked.
"Coco. Why?" Brutus Vicious replied, holding an unconscious Mason Rivers over his shoulder.
"F*** THAT MOVIE!"