Movie Night 2

In which Evan gathers four of the most heartless movie watchers in the WFA to watch Sausage Party. Can Brutus Vicious, Ryan Lewis, Furno Moxley, and Traci Star make it through without losing their shit?

After hearing that RIG invited them to movie night, Evan Neal suddenly got a funny idea from inside his office.

Later...

Traci Star is wandering the hallways, looking for someone she wishes she didn't have to find. She then opens the door to one of the locker rooms.

"Moxl-"

She couldn't get the whole word out of her mouth when she sees the Lunatic Punisher getting freaky with Nyx Rosewood... and some redhead intern she constantly saw serve food in catering.

A few minutes later...

They weren't the only ones in the room. Brutus Vicious and Ryan Lewis were there along with Traci and Furno.

"So... why are the four of us being called? By Mr. Neal out of all people?" the latter wondered.

Ryan shrugged. Brutus just glared at Furno.

"Easy now, Brutus. Beating Moxley up won't be helping us with Mr. Neal." Traci told him.

The Human Slaughterhouse just grunted. Moments later, after some silence, an intern came into the room with a DVD in her hands. It read...

"Sausage Party?" Traci asked, swiping the DVD out of the intern's hands.. "Mr Neal wants us to watch Sausage Party?"

"Why should we?" Ryan snorted. "Coco can't break us so why should this be the one?"

"For the lol's?" Furno replied.

"Besides." Traci smirked. "How bad can a movie about living foods be?"

Turns out... it was pretty bad. Slowly, but surely, the fearsome four were getting a little uncomfortable.

"Why is the hotdog's girlfriend a hotdog bun?" Ryan wondered as he ate a handful of popcorn.

"And is that taco supposed to be a lesbian?" Furno asked.

"What is with that douche?" Brutus spoke, crunching on, conveniently, a taco.

"Come on, you three!" Traci yelled at them. She didn't look fazed at the three psychopaths losing their sanity even more over a food movie. "There's no way this stupid movie can get any worse."

It did get worse. They finally reached that one scene where all the foods (I'm not kidding here) got freaky with one another. Everyone's jaws dropped.

After the movie...

They just sat in the room in complete silence.

"Well... that brought a whole new meaning to food porn." Ryan broke the ice.

"I've seen lots of terrifying things, but this one is just too far." Furno added.

"Too far?" Traci chided at the Ohioan. "I caught you having sex with your wife and an intern not too long ago!"

"Can we go now?" Brutus asked, impatient.

With combined sighs, they agreed to just leave in complete silence. Just when they thought their day wasn't going to get worse... it did.

Several interns came up to them with trays of hotdog sandwiches. Furno froze in shock, Ryan stopped cold in his tracks, and Brutus and Traci just looked at the food.

Regardless, they all thought of the same thing: the movie. The Lunatic Punisher responded first by grabbing a hotdog sandwich and throwing it across the hall, accidentally hitting RIG, who randomly walked out of one of the rooms with rhe rest of the wrestlers who watched Coco and cried.

"There's everyone else." Furno spoke, not even acknowledging the food he threw at HBC's intern's face.

"I heard they watched The Chaperone." Ryan said.

The other three let out moans of disgust. As that happened, Evan Neal walked towards them.

"So... how's the movie?" he asked, grinning.

Ryan, Brutus, Furno, and Traci did nothing else but walk away.