Okay, so I ran out of ideas so here's one.
I read this fanfiction called "Fairy Tail Lists" by YuGiOhRox where, basically, FT characters react to random things (i.e. nonexistent couples exist, LGBT ones included, random people are related, reacting to things that just happened, people caught making out in closets, etc.)
This is that, but for the WFA! Also starring Pervert Intern and Random Intern Guy/RIG
SOMEHOW, the WFA ladies will pose nude for Playboy! Any thoughts, men?
Justin Danger: (instant nosebleed)
Furno Moxley: You better not be getting ideas, Danger.
Freddy Escobar: Why? Are YOU getting ideas? (slight nosebleed)
Furno Moxley: HELL NO! I'M TRYING TO CONTROL NYX'S URGES AND THIS HAPPENS?! (slight nosebleed)
Julian de la Barrera: I APPROVE!
Everyone else who's not a member of Cobra Club: Of course, you do.
Matt Lopez: ...Is Abby really going to do this?
Chris Wolf: Yep. I saw her with Scarlet.
Dylan Torres: Let's get the first spread, Caesar!
King Caesar: Unless that helps with training, no.
Raptor Reigns: ...My wife will not approve...
Cast: You mean your "hot Asian wife"?
Raptor Reigns: B... Back off!
Aiden Black: Does this even matter? I don't care if my sister in arms (Nyx) will be in it.
Hanzo Itsuka: Really? Because I see Alena's going to be in it.
Aiden Black: ...
Hanzo Itsuka: And her whole spread will be dedicated to you.
Aiden Black: SO FUCKING CREEPY!
Hanzo Itsuka: Don't let Alex hear you say that.
DJ Kingston: I'm sure Nattie's will be the best spread.
Revan Maverick: Don't care.
DJ Kingston: Seriously? What about Skylar?
Revan Maverick: We broke up... mutually.
Matt Lopez: Hold on! If anyone's gonna have the best spread, it's definitely Abby!
Jason Sabre: I AGREE!
Asher: Okay, now that's just creepy.
All of Monarchy: NATTIE!
The whole Pack... plus Jason Sabre: ABBY! (Chris Wolf: and SCARLET!)
(Monarchy and Sabre-Pack alliance brawl!)
Brutus Vicious: CAN'T YOU LITTLE SHITS TAKE IT OUTSIDE?!
(brawl stops)
Brutus Vicious: Besides, I'm pretty sure Traci will have the best spread.
Freddy Escobar: FIGHT US THEN!
Chris Wolf: BRING IT ON!
Brutus Vicious: FINE... whoever watches "Old Yeller" without crying wins.
Monarchy: ...
The Pack: ...
Jason Sabre: ...
Everyone else: ...
Furno Moxley: YOU'RE ON!
Brutus Vicious: BRING IT ON, MOXLEY!
(Brutus and Furno have a "no crying" contest, watching Old Yeller)