WFA female wrestlers hold an intervention for Pervert Intern!
Carson Michaels: Look, we're just going to keep this short and simple...
Pervert Intern: ...(shaking like crazy. Is tied to a chair)... Okay...
Carson Michaels: (takes deep breath)... Look,-
Katie Striker: WOULD YOU QUIT BEING A DAMN PERVERT AND GO DO SOMETHING DECENT WITH YOUR LIFE?!
Pervert Intern: ...(pees his pants)... Like what?
Katie Striker: (facepalms)
Traci Star: Can I castrate him now? (is holding a chainsaw)
Carson Michaels: No! No one is castrating anyone!
Nyx Rosewood: You're no fun, cous. (is holding a machete)
Carson Michaels: WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU TWO FIND THOSE?! SAVE THEM FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, NOT THIS CRAP! Anyway, RIG explained to us all the things you do on a daily basis and right now, we're just wondering...
Natalia Rodriguez: IF YOU WERE LIKE THIS SINCE BIRTH!
Carson Michaels: Chill, you guys. Maybe this perverted streak came from something... I guess this is quite the mystery...
Logan Storm: We're in WFA-land, HBC, not Scooby Doo.
Pervert Intern: Look, I grew up in a place where all I saw were breasts and butts, okay!
Sara Lewis: ... Are you saying you grew up in a strip club?
Pervert Intern: Okay, I lied. I saw a Playboy magazine. There.
Carson Michaels: So all your antics was because of PLAYBOY?
Pervert Intern: And porn...
Every woman in the WFA: Yes, we can see that.
Skylar Styles: Okay, buddy, why do you like women so much anyway?
Pervert Intern: They're pretty... and hot... and sexy... and- (starts babbling)
Traci Star: Okay, he's beyond help. CASTRATION!
Nyx Rosewood: I'll get the stuff!
Carson Michaels: NO! NO CASTRATION, YOU TWO!
Sara Lewis: I have an idea... and I got it from an anime...
(Puts hands on Pervert Intern's head and he starts screaming)
Sara Lewis: Trapped him in a nightmare where he's enslaved by all of us.
Everyone else: Good enough for us.
(They all leave.)