WFA Wrestlers Meet Fictional Characters
Freddy Escobar and Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones)
Freddy: So... you're supposed to be a king?
Joffrey: I AM A KING! (gets smacked)
Freddy: (Tyrion impression) One word and I'll hit you again.
Joffrey: I'm telling mothe- (gets kicked in the jewels)
Freddy: What was that? Speak up, pretty boy.
Joffrey: YOU BASTA- (gets kicked in the face)
Freddy: I love me.
Ben Jones and Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Edward: A fellow vampire?
Ben: Yes.
Edward: Diet?
Ben: Human blood... also some meat and all that good stuff.
Edward: Huh? Why are you not getting an urge to kill me?
Ben: Twilight logic does not apply to me.
Edward: What do you mean by that?
(Ben picks up Edward and beats him with a Death Valley Driver)
Justin Danger and Kratos (God of War)
Kratos: You call yourself a god...
Justin: Yes.
Kratos: A god of chaos to be specific.
Justin: Yes.
Kratos: (draws swords) name one reason why I shouldn't kill you.
Justin: I beat people up like you do.
Kratos: Okay, name two.
Justin: We're both the same. We have little bros and we like sleeping with a lot of women.
Kratos: ...Name... you know what, fine.
Furno Moxley and Jason Todd/Red Hood (DC Comics)
Jason: You from the streets like me?
Furno: You could say that.
Jason: Well, I do like your brand of justice. Also, I see you have a more adored adopted older sibling.
Furno: True.
Jason: Also, I heard your wife is a sex freak.
Furno:...Well, at least I'm in a relationship. Also, I'm HELPING Nyx control those urges of hers.
Jason: Bit of a lone wolf type, bro.
Furno: Then why the team up with Artemis and Bizarro? And why does it look like you like the Amazon?
Jason: ...Next topic.
Traci Star and Sayla (Fairy Tail)
Traci: You like hurting people?
Sayla: Yes, mortal. I am a member of the demon guild Tartaros.
Traci: ...Yes, we can be good friends.
Sayla: Would you like to join me and my comrade Kyoka?
Traci: With what?
Sayla: Why, sex, silly!
Traci: ...I am uncomfortable...