The Panty Raid
See Jason Sabre's list on "10 Things the WFA Wants You to Forget About" if you want the summary of what happened.
Anyways, this is that part on the list, but turned into a one shot.
Jason Sabre was just minding his own business, walking down the hallway of the backstage of a WFA show when he overheard something in the women's locker room.
"So, everyone in the women's locker room is invited?" the voice of SJ Steele was heard.
"Yeah. Just the girls." that was Natalia Rodriguez.
"All female sleepover at your house? Hell yes!"
And that's when the Ace crashed through the door, got up to La Chica Fuego's face, and asked, "Where's my invitation?"
"No boys allowed." Natalia grinned as SJ laughed behind her.
"I am a man, damnit!" he complained before turning on his heel and left the locker room with a huff. Little did he know, the two ladies were gossiping about him behind his back.
"What?!" Freddy Escobar asked Jason Sabre, who had just informed him and Detrick Cyrus about the women having a sleepover.
"Yeah, the girls are having a sleepover! And we're gonna crash it!" the Ace declared.
"I am so in!" the Prince cheered, hoping to see his wife there.
"Why, again?" the skeptical Lucha Warrior asked.
"Don't you want to see hot chicks pillow fighting?" Jason asked him back.
At that instant, Detrick's nose was gushing with blood and he said, "I know it's so wrong since it's our co workers, but LET'S DO THIS!"
With the Wet Dream Team fully assembled, they ran out of their locker room to prepare to crash the girls' party. Nearby...
"Should we stop them?" Cody Fireheart asked.
"Nah." Brutus Vicious and Furno Moxley answered simultaneously as the latter continued. "Besides, anything involving those three can and will go wrong."
"Like that one time you got kicked out of your own house by Sabre only to be let in when the party was over and your wife was on the sofa, naked?" the Human Slaughterhouse smirked.
"Brutus, how would you feel if that happened to you?" Furno retorted.
"Traci isn't a sex freak. Nyx, on the other hand, thanks to you, is struggling to stop being one."
"True."
Later...
The three walked to Natalia's house, the Ace holding a half empty beer bottle. Once they reached their destination, several of the women just entered. They identified the women as Lacey Alvarez, Jessie Faraday, and Katie Striker.
"Okay, let's do thi- hey, look." Freddy pointed to the sidewalk, where they saw the latter's fellow Monarchy stablemate DJ Kingston, who obviously looked really glum.
Feeling bad, knowing that he was kicked out of his own house by Natalia, the Wet Dream Team approached DJ.
"Hey, DJ! You okay?" Detrick grinned.
"I got kicked out of my house by the entire women's roster. Does it look like I'm okay?" the Astonishing One groaned.
"Don't feel bad. How would you like to join us... panty raiders?" Freddy asked him, making DJ flush red, knowing he might end up raiding Natalia's closet.
"Are you crazy? No!" he retorted.
"Then... I'm so sorry about this..." Jason cracked his knuckles.
One minute later...
With DJ's keys and his beer bottle in hand, Jason unlocked the door and barreled into the house, much to the shock of everyone present. He saw many of the women, doing all sorts of stuff.
Nyx Rosewood was reading yet another one of her "educational books" (aka a Percy Jackson novel), wearing black headphones connected to her phone, which matched her tank top and jean shorts, Brianna Kelly and Nikki Gage were in the kitchen, also in tank tops and jean shorts, cooking something, Traci Star was playing Skyrim on Natalia's console while wearing a crop top and torn jeans, etc.
"I'VE GOT THE BOOZE!" Jason announced with victory.
"Security!" Brianna and Nikki screamed.
Another minute later...
Freddy and Detrick began to sweat with worry when they saw Logan freakin' Storm throw Jason out of the house on the girls' behalf.
"Well, that didn't work." the Ace groaned as the door shut. "Well, I do have a plan B."
Meanwhile...
"They're at it again?" Natalia groaned.
"What?" Nyx asked, eyes still on her book and headphones still blaring Taylor Swift songs. Carson took one look at her phone and was surprised.
"I thought you hated the Reputation album?" HBC asked.
"Things change."
"Girls, girls!" Natalia called the attention of everyone in the house. "This is obviously a situation where we have to be cautious at all times."
"Aye." Nyx wasn't paying attention to what she was saying.
Natalia facepalmed as the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" the Mad Angel of the New Shield announced as she put down her book and headphones. The girls nearby began to question how she was able to hear the doorbell with Taylor Swift playing on her headphones. Anyway, she opened the door and raised an eyebrow.
Jason Sabre was in a pizzaman outfit, holding a box of Domino's Pizza.
"Special delivery for one Natalia Rodriguez."
Nyx was skeptical, but shrugged. "Come in..."
Jason grinned underneath his disguise as he was let in...
Another minute later...
Jason went flying out of the house... again.
"Again?" Detrick asked.
"Again."
Meanwhile...
Another knock on the door meant another girl answering.
"Hello?" Katie Striker asked, only to see Jason, this time, in a mailman outfit.
"Special delivery for Natalia Rodriguez."
And so the Ace suffered by the hands of the Moonlight Rose.
Another minute later...
Jason ended up outside the house again, looking worse than usual.
"I have one last outfit..." he groaned.
Freddy and Detrick were getting increasingly worried as Jason's police officer outfit failed and he was thrown out by Traci Star (who even kicked him in the privates).
"That's it! You two will wear disguises this time!" he clutched his unborn babies.
"Like what?" the two adopted kids of Latino heat asked.
Another minute later...
Natalia was the one who answered the door this time, this time with a baseball bat in hand, ready to bash Jason's face with it. She opened the door and raised the bat over her head... only to see a poorly dressed two man mariachi band that is Detrick Cyrus and Freddy Escobar.
"Really?" she questioned.
"LET US PLAY YOU A SONG!" they both shouted as they played their respective instruments, a guitar and a trumpet, wildly.
Natalia groaned as Jessie Faraday marched up to the door with a metal pipe in hand, screaming,
"KEEP IT DOWN!"
Right as the Feminist Queen raised the pipe, Freddy and Detrick ran for it.
The Wet Dream Team regrouped to where Jason had beaten up DJ for a meeting.
"Well, disguises won't work." the Prince noted.
"Way to state the obvious." Jason said.
"Why not be honest with them?" Detrick asked.
"And how?"
Meanwhile...
"WE WANT TITS!" Jason, Freddy, and Detrick declared.
"Brianna! Truth or dare?" Katie asked.
"Dare." the Icon's daughter challenged.
"Belly flop into the pool."
"Okay..." Brianna groaned as some of the girls followed her to the pool area of the house. A minute later, a splash was heard outside, and Brianna screamed "THAT'S SO COLD!" Katie ran back in with her phone.
"All on camera!" she grinned.
"Now, her clothes are all soaked." Nikki deadpanned. Brianna walked back into the room with a towel over her wet clothes.
"Okay... Traci, truth or da-"
"Girls, you may want to look outside." Logan Storm suddenly waltzed into the room, not literally. Confused, Natalia took Carson, Nyx, and Traci with her up the second floor and to the balcony. They saw three angry protesters, chanting "WE WANT TITS!" and throwing tampons at the house.
"Really?" the daughter and the niece of HBK wondered.
"What the hell is this?" Traci growled.
"Well, this is more funny that infuriating." Natalia chuckled.
"I'm calling the cops." Carson pulled out her phone and type away.
"WE WANT TITS!" Jason, Freddy, and Detrick continued chanting until they heard sirens.
"COPS!" they screamed as they got off the street and ran for cover.
Meanwhile...
"And that's the last of them... hopefully." Natalia said as the other girls got back downstairs. "Gah, what the hell. This sleepover is safe!"
Meanwhile (how many line breaks am I making here?)...
"Well, this sucks." Jason groaned as he and the others hid in the bushes.
"So... we sneak in?" Freddy asked.
One hour later...
The girls were all asleep, tired of all the activities they were doing for the past hour. But, little did they know: one of the windows opened, and the Wet Dream Team crept into the room.
"We did it..." Jason whispered to the grinning Freddy and Detrick.
"What do we do now?" Detrick asked.
"I don't know... panty raid?"
"PANTY RAID!" they screamed and high fived, only to hear noises from downstairs.
"Oh, shit." the three cursed, then they saw a bed to their left. They all looked at one another before they all crawled under the bed, or at least tried to. The spot was already full with Jason and Freddy, leaving Detrick alone. Before he could go out the window, the door opened, revealing nearly the entire women's roster, all either holding flashlights, or carrying weapons.
"DETRICK, YOU ASSHOLE!" Natalia screamed, charging at him with a baseball bat. Soon enough, the women all grabbed at the Lucha Warrior and pinned him down.
"Looks like Jason and Freddy left you." Nikki smirked.
Meanwhile, the Ace and the Prince looked at each other as sirens were heard and Detrick was being dragged out of the house by their female coworkers.
"Well, what do we do now?" Freddy whispered.
"... Take Detrick to Wrestler's Court for not being able to steal any panties?" Jason asked.
"Yeah, as soon as we call CJ and bail him out."