Here's what might happen if select WFA wrestlers ended up becoming substitute teachers in stereotypical American high schools... in pairs...
See the inspiration/a similar fanfiction from insertmanyfandomshere (called America ranks 17th place in educational performance in the world)
Some characters might be OOC... I guess. Might not make sense, but it's for the lols.
Freddy Escobar and Angelica Rhodes
Most of the time, the girls in the class were distracted by the Prince's handsomeness so much that the American Princess was getting really irritated. However, the boys were also distracted by how hot Angelica was, and that irritated Freddy. So, they BOTH had a hard time just getting them to read Macbeth.
"I'd shove my dagger into her like that assassin in this book did..." a perverted male student thought... aloud, unaware that a certain Monarchy leader loomed over him with fiery eyes.
Freddy grabbed the pervert, pulled out his signature golden scepter from thin air, and started beating him to a bloody pulp as the students looked on in fright, not that Angelica cared. After the beating, Freddy looked at the rest of the class.
"What are you peasants looking at? GET BACK TO WORK OR I'LL MAKE EVERYTHING MACBETH DOES SEEM HARMLESS!" the Prince ordered as the frightened high schoolers got back to work.
"This is why I married you..." Angelica swooned.
Brutus Vicious and Furno Moxley
With two maniacs teaching gym class, it was hell...
"Fifty push ups right now!" the Human Slaughterhouse roared.
"But we just had one hundred squa-" the student in question got a baseball bat to the face.
"Shut up and get to it!" the lunatic bellowed.
"YES, SIR!"
"Oh hell no!" A more rebellious student charged Furno from behind, but he caught the rebel and started beating him up with his bare fists. This gave Brutus an idea.
"I have a better plan." the taller man smirked. "If any of you can defeat my compatriot here in a one on one battle, then we'll cut the session here. Otherwise, you'll continue our regimen until it's time for your next class."
"Seriously?" a student groaned.
"Why? Do you want to fight me instead?"
"Never mind."
Furno got in the center of a high school wrestling ring.
"Okay, kids. Come at me at any order you like." Furno sneered.
"What about protective gear for us?"
"Eh. Learn from experience now GET TO IT!"
Of course, we all know what happens when a teenager tries to take on one of the crazier WFA wrestlers in a fist fight.
King Caesar and DJ Kingston
As they walked to the gym, they talked about Freddy's beating of a perverted student. They were not surprised that the class was terrified of Caesar and his tall, muscular build. What they were surprised about was the fact that all the students were covered in blood.
"Who were your teachers the last time you had gym?" DJ asked.
"A big, bearded guy and a lunatic with a burn on his face." a scared student explained.
The two Monarchy members turned to each other. "Vicious and Moxley." they deadpanned simultaneously. DJ and Caesar remembered passing by the two hardcore champions who had shit-eating grins on their faces and blood on their hands, literally for the latter part.
They proceeded as normal.
Union Jack Jr and Robin Hood
They got the same English class as Freddy and Angelica, but this time, the class read Hamlet. Girls were distracted by how hot Robin was, but they were also annoyed by UJJ wearing a mask while teaching.
"Okay, now can anyone tell me how Hamle-" UJJ was interrupted by a rebel student in the back.
"Hey, dude. Can you please take off your mask." he growled with annoyance.
Robin Hood growled at the boy's disrespect, but the Good Prince just said, "Well, why didn't you say so?"
UJJ took off his mask to reveal his handsome face to the entire class. It didn't take long for the girls to get nosebleeds and faint.
"And this is why the mask stays on." Robin facepalmed.
"So, shall we continue?" Union Jack asked the class. The rejuvenated girls screamed "YES!" while the boys just groaned "Yeah..."
Traci Star and Nyx Rosewood
It didn't take long for the male half of their class to get tents on their pants from just being around the two attractive (and extremely crazy) women. Funny thing was that the two women ended up with the same class that Brutus and Furno tormented in the gym.
"You lot are obviously thinkin' about the wrong kind of musical instruments." Nyx groaned as she set her guitar down.
"So much for an attempt on an orchestra." Traci whispered to her.
"You're the one who came up with the idea to get them to play death metal."
"What does that have to do with vulgar teens having erections in the middle of a class?"
As Traci and Nyx argued with one another, a conversation was happening among two of the students.
"This is so much better than gym class..." a male student at the back of the room whispered to a fellow male student.
"I know. These two subs are hot as hell."
"Way better than that big, bearded guy and the dude with a burn on his face."
The two students suddenly had their two hot substitute teachers standing over and glaring at them.
"I'm sorry, were you talking about our husbands?" Traci asked in a sickly sweet voice.
At that last word, the entire class descended into total chaos.
"WHAT?! THEY'RE MARRIED TO OUR TWO PSYCHO GYM SUBS?!"
Jason Sabre and Detrick Cyrus
Girls instantly felt really hot from the fact that their two subs were REALLY hot guys, who didn't have any shirts on for some reason.
"So... this is physiology, correct?" Jason asked.
"Yes, sir." a male student in front nodded as the girl beside him tried to ignore Jason's abs.
"Well then..." Detrick pulled down the screen and activated a Powerpoint presentation, which started with a picture of the Ace, the Lucha Warrior, and the Prince shirtless. "Time to talk about the human body!"
The girls got nosebleeds, then they see Freddy Escobar running into the classroom without his shirt.
With three hot guys teaching physiology, one of them having just beaten up a pervert student, nothing went wrong, except for the fact that all the girls fainted by the time the class was over and lunchbreak began.
"Well, the girls in this class were writing down notes vigorously, so I say this was a good class!" Jason told the two.
"Yeah... notes on how to draw our bodies..." Freddy deadpanned.
Ash Russo and Natalia Rodriguez
"How did we end up getting the same class?" the Monarchy's ace female groaned, seeing who she was paired up with.
"Well, just teach them about fire or something. It is chemistry, after all." the Anarchist suggested.
"Like how?"
Ash suddenly pulls out a lighter and a can of gasoline and sets the desk on fire, much to the students' terror. One moment, boys were googly eyed towards La Chica Fuego and girls swooned at the sight of Ash Russo, then the next, they were very much scared.
The Anarchist started his explanation.
"Okay, kids, as you can see on this desk, fire is the rapid oxidation of a material in the exothermic chemical reaction known as combustion...(insert other random things about what fire is). Natalia? Help me here."
"Fine..." she groaned. "Fire cannot burn without oxygen. No oxygen, no fire... (more trivial things about fire)..."
Almost thirty minutes later...
The (sweaty) students practically had their entire notebooks filled to the brim with all things related to fire.
"Okay, 200-point quiz what you just learned about fire!" Natalia brings out a stack of partly singed papers from under the burning desk.
"WHAT?!"
Seth Sullivan and Russell Black
Everyone was terrified when one of the substitute teachers brought to the class an entire collection of snakes in tanks, a king cobra being among them.
"ALRIGHT, kids!" Seth cheerfully announced. "It's biology time! And today, you'll learn how to handle snakes!"
A student raised his hand. "Yes?" Russell asked that student.
"Dude, that's dangerous! We might die!" he complained.
"We have the anti-venom." Russell deadpanned.
"It's still gonna hurt!"
Seth opened the tank of his prized king cobra, telling the complaining student, "Learn from experience. Kids, meet Sully!"
Sully hissed violently at the class, who backed away in fright.
"Come on. He won't bite, unless you're an idiot who tries to pet a king cobra while its hood is spread out." Seth approached the students slowly, who all ran out of the class in fear, except for one girl.
"You like snakes, kid?" Russell asked.
"I have a pet snake at home." the girl explained. When the Gravedigger approached her, she managed to pet Sully nicely, the king cobra didn't even spread his hood.
"Okay, kid. YOU, I LIKE!" Seth cheered for the girl.
Brianna Kelly and Nikki Gage
Same thing as Seth and Russell, but with scorpions. The girl who pet Sully got a free pass from this session since she "had more balls than everyone in her class", in Seth's words.
"Don't you want to pet her?" Brianna asked as she approached one of the frightened students with an actual Emperor Scorpion in her hands. "She's harmless."
"We had to deal with snakes!" that same student ran out of the class, screaming and begging for mercy.
"Oh. They just had class with Seth Sullivan then." Nikki wondered. "Well, let's put them away and just use the board." she grabbed a piece of chalk and started writing.
"Aww..." Brianna groaned as she put away her scorpion and put the tanks of scorpions out of the classroom.
Mason Rivers and Koji Yoshida
They were teaching history, Mason doing most of the talking.
"Does anybody know what happened during the Punic War?"
Everyone raised their hands.
They're normal, so let's go to a different class.
Jeff Rizzo and Bryan Drake
They spent most of their time bragging and not a lot of it teaching.
"Dude, can you talk about what happened to Caesar and NOT about your five star matches?" a student asked.
"I'll tell you what happened to Caesar: he disgraced his little Monarchy and fell from grace!" Bryan announced, but Jeff whispered to him,
"Wrong Caesar, man."
"... Who cares, right?!"
"That guy needs a Rizzo Kick, am I right, my boi?"
Everyone groaned at how loud the two were.
CJ Hawk and SJ Steele
They had a (mostly) normal dodgeball match in gym class, until screams were heard from outside. Bryan Drake and Jeff Rizzo barged into the gym, an angry King Caesar hot on their tail.
"What happened now?" SJ groaned in annoyance.
Caesar ran to the middle and ripped a dodgeball from a student's hand and chucked it at the two arrogant wrestlers, nailing Bryan in the head. He then tripped and caused Jeff to fall down as well. CJ, SJ, and their class watched as Brooklyn's Finest dragged Jeff and Bryan out of the gym.
"Well, lesson learned, kids. Don't make fun of others who can beat you up." the Second City Hawk explained.
"Too bad we can't stop you from beating almost everyone up." the Realist scowled.