For the Piez!
In which Seth Sullivan hosts a couples race for the last pies on his channel. Things happen.
The camera shows a grinning Seth Sullivan, with several WFA wrestlers appearing in the background.
"Hello, people of YouTube! It's Seth Sullivan here! We just had some great pie from catering. Unfortunately, there's only one pair left so... we're gonna settle it with a couples piggyback race! Here's how it works: they'll start where I'm standing and end at catering, wherever the hell Brutus Vicious is asleep on the floor. They'll have to go through three obstacles first: the Fake Sully pit, the blockade, and the Socker Bopper hallway. And... yes, Furno and Nyx divorced. Evan wasn't so surprised. They're still stablemates AND still live with one another."
"The heck is goin' on here?" a familiar voice asks.
"Hey, Carson!" Seth grins, turning the camera and wrapping a shoulder around the WFA Women's Champion, who is holding a cup of lemonade.
"This better not be another rib." she groans.
"No, it's not. Anyways, get set..."
The four couples: Freddy Escobar and Angelica Rhodes, DJ Kingston and Natalia Rodriguez, Jack Cunningham and Nyx Rosewood, and Matt Lopez and Abby Torres, all scramble and get in position (men carrying women).
"GO!" Seth screams as they all take off. The Gravedigger and HBC chase them.
Obstacle 1: Fake Sully
"SNAKES!" Angelica screams, much to the Prince's irritation.
"Those are definitely fake!" Freddy objects, running full speed with the other couples right behind them. Jack and Nyx begin to catch up to them.
Plastic snakes that look strangely exactly like Sully are littered on the floor. However, they look so unrealistic that the racers simply jog over them, much to the Cobra Club leader's horror.
"That was an obstacle? Unrealistic Sully toys?" Carson asks.
"Mr. Ryder won't allow me to use the real Sully!" Seth defends himself. "Don't worry. The next one will definitely halt them in their tracks!"
Obstacle 2: Blockade
Napping on a chair in the middle of the hallway is Furno Moxley. Right beside him is "The War Queen" Rayleen Barnett, who is on her cellphone, doing who knows what. The former's stablemates, Aiden Black and Raptor Reigns, are right behind them, also asleep, in the middle of the hallway.
"Hey, check out this tweet..." Rayleen says.
"What?" Furno asks.
"Some guy is calling you a 'psycho cheater bitch''." she replies.
"Y'all know that's a mean tweet, right?" the Samoan snickers, overhearing the conversation.
"Pro'ly just some kid who doesn't know kayfabe." Furno snorts.
"Heads up. They're here." Aiden points at the incoming racers.
"What do we do again?" Raptor asks.
"Just sit around like a blockade." Rayleen tells him nonchalantly.
"Should I throw this banana peel?" the Ohioan pulls out a banana peel from his pocket, much to the others' shock, even the racers.
"Oh my God, Moxley, you better not throw that!" Natalia screams. Furno shrugs and throws it at the nearest trash can, then spreads his legs to cut off much of the available space in between chairs. The same applies for Aiden and Raptor. All three men snicker and Rayleen chuckles a little. All four couples stop in their tracks.
"You assholes!" Matt screams.
By that time, Seth and Carson catch up to them.
"Now THAT is an obstacle!" the Gravedigger cries out in triumph. HBC facepalms.
"You owe me for this, Sullivan!" Furno yells.
"Yeah. A cheeseburger!"
Freddy, DJ, Jack, and Matt growl as they attempt to get past the "blockade", but the three men aren't making it easy for them.
"I'm getting real tired..." the descendant of the Ripper snarls.
Half a minute later, they manage to (barely) get the legs over the others' and take off. As they did, Nyx sends her ex-husband/still teammates a middle finger while Jack carries her.
"No wonder you two divorced, uce." Raptor snickers yet again.
"How come you two still live together?" Aiden asks.
"You AND Alena live with us now!" Furno retorts. "I just turned my home into a frat house for that!"
"True." At that point, he shut up as Seth and Carson chase the racers.
Obstacle 3: CC Socker Bopper
"They're coming!" Loki Malphas tells the rest of Cobra Club, hands with Socker Bopper toys.
"Alright, boys. Get yourselves together!" Russell Black orders. The Cobra Club members line up in two rows, facing one another and ready to hit anyone with their inflatable boxing gloves.
The first ones to show up are Matt and Abby, followed by DJ and Natalia. Needless to say, both couples are subject to a rubbery beatdown. Jack and Nyx and Freddy and Angelica follow shortly after.
"This is fun!" Genocide exclaims.
"I'm NOT having fun!" Jack yells at his teammate, who is definitely having WAY too much fun.
The hustle and bustle continues, and with how much debris the Cobra Club put in the hallway just for more time to hit people, the guys were getting tired.
"Can't... hold much longer..." DJ groans.
"Seriously?" Loki asks, still hitting him. "You're a fridging Cruiserweight sensation and you're tired of a piggyback race?" As that happens...
"Why are WE getting hit?" HBC demands as she and Seth follow the racers, also while getting hit by the Cobra Club Socker Bopper rain.
"Because IT'S FUN!" Genocide screams... again.
During the assault, Julian de la Barrera crouches and fires his right Socker Bopper at Seth's... Sullivans. It doesn't faze the Gravedigger that much but he definitely felt it.
"Not cool!" Seth exclaims, holding his groin area with one hand and cellphone in the other.
"Sorry!" Julian replies.
More seconds fly by and they all run out the hallway towards catering.
The Slaughterhouse Finish Line
As one may expect, Brutus is fast asleep on the floor, right near the door. Traci Star and Jason Malice are sitting nearby, eating chocolate.
"Are they there yet?" Brutus asks lazily.
"No." Both Traci and Jason reply, then footsteps are heard.
"Here they come." the Fallen One says.
The racers close in on the catering doors, ready to hop (or at least try to) over Brutus. The footsteps get even louder as the racers all close in on the catering, evenly matched.
Five... four... three... two... one...
All four men hop over Brutus.
"Who won?" The latter asks, obviously sleepy.
"Umm..." Traci wonders as the eight men and women look at her in anticipation. "You all hopped over him at the same time, hit your feet on the ground also at the same time."
"WHAT?!" they all shout.
"Who won?!" Seth suddenly comes in with his cellphone with Carson hot on his tail.
"All four couples. They hit the finish line all at once." Jason says.
"Well, genius, what now?" HBC asks.
"... Split the pie?"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
Seth ignores her and enters catering, looking for the pie... only to find it gone from the plate.
"WHERE IS IT?!" the Gravedigger exclaims and stops recording.
Meanwhile, in a closet...
"Gihihihihi..." Pervert Intern grins. He reveals the stolen pie to his... ICW Immortality poster, specifically the one featuring Brianna Kelly and Carson Michaels. "I have your pie, ladies..." his perverted fantasies clearly taking over.
Outside the closet, we can see Massacre and Evelyn Bathory, conversing on who knows what when they hear strange noises from the closet.
"The bloody hell was that?" Evelyn asks.
"I'll check." Massacre says, walking over to the closet and opening it. He sees Pervert Intern, covered in pie and doing... obscene things.
Massacre quickly shuts the door and looks at a disgusted Evelyn.
"What do I do?" he asks.
"B... Beat that pig to a pulp!" she screams.
He opens the door again and hammers away at the frightened Pervert Intern. As Evelyn observes the carnage, the others come in.
"Have you seen the pie?" Seth asks.
Evelyn nonchalantly points at the closet where Massacre is beating up Pervert Intern.
"Let's just... go then..." the Gravedigger suggests.
They may not have any pie, but at least Pervert Intern has been halted again... sort of.