WFA Goes Modeling
In which Evan Neal wants another reason to scream "SUCK IT!" to Vince McMahon.
Damn. Two chapters in one day? I need a bag of Doritos!
For some strange reason, the WFA roster is gathered around the ring and stands.
"You're all wondering why you're gathered here today..." Evan Neal says. "Well, we're gonna need another thing to rub at Vince McMahon's face."
"Like what? Nickelodeon?" Traci Star asks sarcastically.
"Nope!" the TDW GM exclaims. "You're all going modeling!"
Cue the silence... then the screams...
"WHAT?!"
"Why?! We have model wrestlers for that!" Logan Storm complains.
"Hey!" Katarina Love exclaims.
"ANYWAYS..." Evan grabs everyone's attention. "Don't worry. Rather than looking sexy and sultry, you'll all look like badasses. I've split you all in groups and where you will all model."
The Titantron above Evan flashes to a Powerpoint.
Location: Beach
Freddy Escobar, Jason Sabre, Detrick Cyrus, CJ Hawk, Brianna Kelly, Nikki Gage, Carson Michaels, Katarina Love
Location: Forest
Seth Sullivan, Ben Jones, Justin Danger, Russell Black, Angelica Rhodes, Sara Lewis, Katie Striker, Skylar Styles
Location: Asylum
Furno Moxley, Samuel Dark, Brutus Vicious, Jason Malice, Traci Star, Rachel Peterson
Location: Gym
King Caesar, DJ Kingston, Eric Drago, Cody Fireheart, Natalia Rodriguez, Ana Drascu, Jessie Faraday, Nyx Rosewood
(I could go on and on but that will take forever)
"Any questions?" Evan asks. One Abby Torres raises her hand.
"Do some of us have to be naked?" she asks.
"No." Evan says. Abby nods and lowers her hand. "Anyone else? No? Good. Let's go!"
Everyone groans. They know this is going to get complicated
Beach...
"This is going to be fun!" Freddy exclaims. He just found himself modeling in purple and gold MMA shorts.
"Am I right, bro?" Detrick asks. His shorts are green, red, and white.
"Wet Dream Team assemble!" Jason screams in his black, yellow, and red shorts. All three men are shirtless and attracting attention from the beach ladies.
Meanwhile... the girls are a little uncomfortable. All four are in bikinis of different colors (Brianna's is black, Nikki's is blue, Carson's is dark green, and Katarina's is pink)
"Why did we end up like this?" HBC groans.
"Katarina, how were you able to survive this? It's embarrassing..." Brianna says.
Katarina strikes a sexy pose. "Just let your body do the work. Don't think, just flow."
"Not exactly helpful but I'll go with it." Nikki sighs.
CJ Hawk, meanwhile, is already getting pictures in his blue and black shorts. Somewhere near the water, the Wet Dream Team now has their own shoot of them just showing off their muscular bodies to whoever may see their spread. Nearby, several bikini women are squealing at the sight of them.
"Well'p, let's do this then." Carson sighs, slowly walking to the top of the nearby rocks where they're supposed to be modeling on.
Meanwhile, down on the beach...
"Looks like the girls are finally doing their spreads." Freddy notices.
"Should we help them out?" CJ asks.
"Nah." Jason says, signing the brassiere of a bikini woman.
Forest...
Seth Sullivan, in plain black pants and boots, poses underneath a big tree with Sully over his shoulders. He is grinning like crazy.
"How is he not bitten yet?" Justin asks as he, Ben, and Russell observe, shirtless, in the same pants and boots.
"He's that good." Russell explains simply. "Alright, let's find a tree."
Somewhere else in the forest, Angelica and Skylar are doing their own spread together in matching sports bras, coats, and jean shorts.
"You sure we won't get bitten by bugs?" The American Princess asks.
"Nah." a cameraman replies as he takes pictures. "I'm sure Mr. Sullivan's the one in the bug zone."
"Nope. Not getting bit." the Gravedigger says. "Right, Sully?"
The Cobra Club mascot merely hisses.
"This is actually fun." Skylar wonders. "I wonder how the others are doing."
"I'm pretty sure a lot worse than we are." Angelica snickers, striking another pose.
"Knowing who's going with who, I highly doubt it." Sara says to them. She and Katie are wearing matching black outfits while posing in front of a a dried up tree near the one Angelica and Skylar were posing under.
Abandoned Asylum...
"This is fun!" Samuel exclaims. He has his signature hammer out.
"Of course they put the psycho characters in an asylum." Furno scoffs, holding Barbie. Both men are wearing black pants and boots, like Seth.
"Ahem!" Rachel calls his attention. She is in a white tank top soaked in "blood", jean shorts and boots with Traci Star. Both women are posing in one of the old padded rooms. Meanwhile, the four men pose in the hallway, Samuel and Furno holding their respective weapons while standing in front of a flexing Brutus Vicious while Jason crouches down in front of them ala Finn Balor and glaring at the camera.
"This is... actually boring." Jason says.
"Wanna go ghost hunting after this?" Rachel suddenly asks.
"YEP!"
"Seriously?" Furno complains.
"They say this place is haunted, dude." Samuel explains. "Unless... you're scared."
"No! Fine! Let's go ghost hunting later! I'll show you."
Gym...
"This I enjoy." Caesar says, flexing his muscles while in his ring gear.
"Of course, you do." Cody says. He is in shorts similar to Caesar's, in the gym's MMA octagon along with Eric.
DJ and Natalia are posing together in purple jogging pants and white shoes and a purple and gold tank top, gym shorts, and boots. Ana, Jessie, and Nyx are posing near some sandbags in matching black tank tops and shorts.
They're pretty normal... for about ten minutes.
"What the heck is going on here?" the God of War himself, Mason Strong, comes in with a confused face.
Natalia and DJ almost drop the dumbbells they are posing with, the other three women instantly turn into steaming fangirls, Eric and Cody collectively drop their jaws, and Caesar just... stands there.
"We're, ah... modeling for a day..." Brookyln's Finest explains.
"I assume Evan wants another reason to chew out Vince McMahon on social media." Mason deadpans.
Caesar nods and the God of War sighs.
"Okay then... enjoy, I guess."
As Mason walks away to work out like usual...
"He's pretty buff and dashing." Ana whispers to Nyx and Jessie.
"Damn right, girl." the other two agree.
The next day...
At the arena, the WFA wrestlers are lounging around their locker rooms when they are called to the ring. When they do, almost all the WFA GM's appear.
"Alright, is everyone here?" Trell asks through a microphone.
"The Asylum crew isn't here yet." Matt Lopez answers.
Speak of the devil, the asylum crew shows up right out of the gorilla, coming inside the building soaked.
"Where the hell have you lot been?" Traci demands.
"... Ghost hunting?" Samuel replies with a grin. Furno, Brutus, and Jason also grin. Everyone facepalms. Traci and Rayleen Barnett look furious.
"Stand somewhere." Jack Classic orders. As the Asylum crew stand beside respective friends, stablemates, or lovers, Richard Ryder makes an announcement.
"Now, I was skeptical with the modeling idea at first, but when the reviews came in, I was impressed." Richard explains. "Our photoshoots have rated higher than that of WWE's more recent ones. Observe..."
Cue a Powerpoint featuring some of the photos.
The first one is one of Freddy, Jason, and Detrick, labeled as "WET DREAM TEAM" with several Photoshopped females reaching out to them. Said trio grin at the sight.
Second is CJ spreading his arms with finger guns. The Second City Hawk is proud of his work.
Third is Carson, Katarina, Brianna, and Nikki on the rocks, in their bikinis, the first holding the WFA Women's Championship. They all turn away in embarrassment, sans Katarina.
Fourth is Seth, holding Sully underneath the tree. The Gravedigger grins wickedly at his work.
Fifth is a collage of Angelina, Skylar, Katie, and Sara underneath trees of their own and striking different half badass half sexy poses.
Sixth is Justin, Ben, and Russell posing with a giant rock in the middle of the forest, with the Cobra Club enforcer sitting on said rock. The three men nod.
Seventh is the group shot of Jason, Furno, Samuel and Brutus with the middle two holding weapons. The guys of the Asylum crew smile a little.
Eighth is the one of Traci and Rachel in the padded room. The two women look at each other with knowing looks.
Ninth is Caesar with Eric and Cody in the octagon, all flexing. The three men nod in approval.
Tenth is DJ and Natalia, lifting dumbbells together (kinda like that one pic of HHH and Steph). They give each other lip pecks.
Eleventh is Ana, Jessie, and Nyx crossing their arms and looking at the camera. The women look at one another.
It goes on and on from the likes of Koji Yoshida, Loki Malphas, Ryan Lewis, Massacre, Evelyn Bathory, the Misfits, pretty much numerous WFA wrestlers went through with the modeling idea and it was a success.
"And... that concludes that idea!" Evan grins. "I'm gonna go burn Vinnie Mac on Twitter!" He runs off with his phone.
"Anyways... that's that..." CJ mutters.
"Alright. Next assignment. Who wants to job to their lover?" Richard randomly asks.
"WHAT?!"
"Just kidding."