Movie Night
I feel like I made a mistake with the Couples Race chapter, as I mixed up kayfabe with reality (aka putting Pervert Intern in it). Anyways, here's a new chapter!
In which Jason Sabre the roster watch Austin Powers... at Furno Moxley's frat house... while he's locked outside.
"What the hell are you all doing in there?!" A very much irate Furno Moxley screams at the people inside his house... that he is locked out off.
"Sorry... NOT!" he could hear Detrick Cyrus and Jason Sabre yell at him from the inside.
Furno, angrier than usual, kicks the nearby garden flamingo across the front yard and walks down the sidewalk, away from his house.
Meanwhile...
"This better not be a sad movie, Jason." Aiden Black says.
"I have Austin Powers this time!" Jason pulls out a DVD of the first movie in all its glory.
"..." Everyone is just silent, looking at the DVD.
"Just... why?" Dylan Torres complains.
"At least none of us will be crying!" Freddy Escobar retorts.
Jason loads the DVD and plays it. The movie starts...
1 minute later...
Furno is walking down the sidewalk, watching his Wrestlemania 29 match on his phone. He watches his younger self relentlessly assault Brodus Clay while mocking the Funkadactyls outside the ring. As he does...
"Oi, Mini Ambrose!" one Revan Maverick calls him from meters away. Walking with him is NXT Superstar Aliyah.
"Yo, Mini Taker. Yo, Aliyah." the Ohioan greets. "What are you two doing here?"
"Walking to your house. I heard it's movie night." Revan replies.
Furno scoffs. "Yeah, good luck. I got locked out by Sabre and Cyrus."
"Again?" Aliyah asks.
"Yep."
With that, Furno walks past the couple.
Meanwhile...
"Well... this is actually interesting." Alena Volkova snorts.
"The guy's a sex symbol turned living punchline." Detrick explains.
"NO SPOILERS!" Nyx Rosewood screams before shoving a taco in her mouth.
The movie continues on for a little while, until a knock is heard on the door. They pause it on the jumbo jet scene while Detrick walks over to the front door to find out who it is. The doors swings open after a few clicks to reveal Revan and Aliyah.
"Oh. Hey there, you two." Detrick greets them.
"Are we late?" Revan asks.
"Not really. Come in."
The two enter the house as the movie continues.
"God, those teeth." Jessie Faraday grumbles.
"That's 60's Britain for ya." Edward Mercury replies. "Even with bad teeth, you're a damn sex symbol."
"I'm liking this movie so far." Revan says, sitting next to Aliyah on the floor. "Interesting characters. Not to mention the clever censoring of male parts."
"You did not have to bring that up." Aliyah grabs popcorn from the Grim Reaper's hands.
"Welp, let's just sit back and enjoy." Jason smirks, sitting on the couch in between Freddy and Detrick.
"I wonder how Furno's doing..." the latter wonders.
Meanwhile...
Furno is sitting in a bar in silence, not paying attention to anyone other than the people on his phone aka his younger self vs Kofi Kingston in 2013.
"Back when I didn't have the face burn..."
Back in the house...
"This is just... getting weirder... for all the right reasons." Nyx says.
"So... the chick's jealous." Jessie points out.
"Oh, here we go. The spy thing is happening." Detrick says. "Disguises? Check. Weird high speed chase with a steamroller? Okay."
Later...
"Is that how volcanoes work?" Freddy wonders.
"Who cares, hermano? It's Austin Powers!" Detrick points out.
"I can never understand why you're making us watch this." Angelica Rhodes sighs. "Good movie but... still... why?"
Someone's phone rings, Nyx's phone to be specific.
"Pause it." she says, and Jason pauses the movie.
"Furno?" Nyx says on the phone.
"Who wants pizza?" the lunatic asks from the other line. Angelica swipes the phone off Nyx's hands.
"Nah, we're good. Besides, Alexandra, Krisi, and Daria are raiding your fridge."
"It's Dominos, goddamnit!" Furno complains.
"Why is there nothing but frozen sandwiches, waffles, and orange juice in the fridge?!" the Misfits leader yells.
"Point is stay out." Angelica tells him before hanging up on the phone.
"Goddamnit." Furno groans as he walks down the sidewalk, three pizza boxes from Dominos in his hands.
Meanwhile...
The movie is about to end.
"More censoring of body parts." Revan sighs. Aliyah is currently using the restroom. The rest of the WFA roster in the house chow down on the last of their assembled food.
"Welp. I think that's enough Austin Powers for one day." Detrick gets up. "Time to call Moxley." He gets his phone as the movie reaches its end.
"Yo, Furno. You can come back now." the Lucha Warrior says.
"I'm already in front of the house."
"Seriously?"
"Just open the door before the pizza gets cold!"
Detrick sighs and walks up to the door to open it, revealing Furno Moxley eating one of the pizza he brought.
"What?" he asks. "I never said I wasn't going to eat it. Anyway, what were you watching?"
"Austin Powers 1." Detrick answers.
"Oh, that movie?"
"Why?"
"It's not bad, just a few parts where I cringe."