The Heist
Summary: Furno Moxley pits the Wet Dream Team against one another in a heist challenge for the last invitation to an opening strip club.
"What do you have there?" Rayleen Barnett asks Jacen Good (Furno Moxley), who is holding a strange looking coin with an eagle engraved on it.
"Rangi (Raptor Reigns) gave it to me. It's from his wife's old collection of Philippine coins." Jacen explains. "Also, he, for some reason, gave me this."
He pulls something out his pocket: A velvety invitation to the grand opening of a local strip club a couple of blocks from the arena. Rayleen's face contorts from confusion to fury.
"I swear, if you try to go there-" she starts, ready to put him in one of the many submission holds she knows.
"No, I won't." Jacen assures her. "I don't know whom I should give this to."
"Why not just burn it in the deepest, darkest pits of hell?" Rayleen suggests.
"Nah. If I did, WDT will be on my ass because I didn't tell them. Wait..." Jacen looks at the coin and the ticket. "I have an idea." he smirks.
"Is it better than you getting in the MMA ring with my dad and almost dying?" Rayleen asks.
"Yep."
Jacen wanders around, searching for a certain trio of men. Coincidentally, he sees them chatting with the female interns.
"Hey, guys! Look what I have!" he raises the ticket high in the air. In an instant, Freddy, Jason, and Detrick look at him and see the ticket. They gasp.
"I thought they sold out!" the Lucha Warrior exclaims.
"Rangi got this for some reason." Jacen tells them. "I don't know why, but which one of you wants it?"
Unsurprisingly, all three men reach for it, then they look at one another. Before they could have an argument over who gets the ticket, Jacen clears his throat.
"That is... if you complete my little challenge. I have this coin from Rangi's wife's old collection of Philippine coins. I'll hide it in somewhere in the arena. Whoever gets it first before 6 in the evening gets the ticket."
"Why 6?" Freddy asks.
"The strip club opens at 9, no pun intended." Jacen replies. "Anyways, I'll text and let you all know when the heist will start."
With that, Jacen walks away, causing the Wet Dream Team to look at one another, then take off in separate directions.
One hour later...
The text is sent.
"Here we go!" Detrick yells out and runs for the New Shield's locker room, unaware that BOTH Jason and Freddy are right behind him. Along the way, all three bump into Ben Jones and Jason Dubroc (Jason Malice) as the two have a conversation.
"Damnit, you three!" the Fallen One yells at them.
"I wonder what they're doing this time..." Ben sighs.
They all arrive at the same time, having a brief scuffle over who gets through the doorway first. The door opens, but they all try to get in at the same time, getting themselves stuck. A certain Mad Angel look on in amusement.
"If you're looking for the coin, it's not here." Adeline Hickenbottom (Nyx Rosewood) tells them.
"Can we still search?" Freddy groans.
"Suit yourself."
"But, I'll search all your clothes in case you happen to be hiding the coin in your underwear." Jason blurts out, making the Texan raise an eyebrow.
"You know what, I'll just give you a hint. It's with the others."
"... What?"
'It's not with me, it's with one of the other guys, now get out!"
"You sure it's not with y-" Freddy is interrupted by another scream from Adeline.
"JUST GET THE F OUT!"
"Okay! Okay!" Detrick tells her. "Just let us squeeze out of this."
Later...
By this point, the WDT split up and they start looking for the other NS members, starting with one Rangi Anoa'i.
"I know you have the coin, Rangi!" Freddy points a finger at the Samoan, who is trying to have a conversation with Russell Montana (Russell Black) and Caesar Montana (King Caesar).
"Nah. Try Dylan (Aiden Black). I hear he likes collecting things." Rangi tells him.
Meanwhile...
"I know you have the coin!" Detrick points a finger at the Ghost Fox while he's playing Madden in the locker room.
"Try Rangi. I think he has it."
Meanwhile...
Instead of the mentioned two New Shield members, Jason gathers several of the wrestlers in an impromptu meeting.
"Who here has a coin with an eagle on it?" the Ace asks.
No one raised their hands.
"...Seriously?"
"We would've given it to you if we had it. Not like we could do much with it since no one's really collecting these." Jessie Faraday points out. As Jason slams his head on a wall in disappointment, one Jack Hamilton (Jack Cunningham) raises his hand.
"What?" Jason asks.
"I know where it is." the Ripper tells him.
In an instant, the Ace perks up his head.
"Where is it?!" he screams.
Jack flashes a sinister smile.
Later...
Jason looks aghast when he finds out the coin... is in Sully's cage as the cobra eyes him warily.
"How... did... it... end... up... there?" he asks the British Cobra Club member.
"Well, Jacen gave it to Addie, then she gave it to me, then I gave it to Seth, then he put it in the cage. Simple as that." Jack tells him.
"...Well..."
Meanwhile, we see Freddy and Detrick catch Jason in the Cobra Club locker room.
"WHERE IS IT?!" both Guerrero boys demands.
Jason simply points at the cage. That is enough to make both men stop in their tracks.
"Well, cheerio, boys. Chris (Blade) and I have a match for tonight's live event." Jack tells the WDT as he takes his leave.
The Wet Dream Team members look at one another, unsure of what to do. A king cobra stands between them and the time of their lives.
"... Any ideas?" Jason asks.
"Who has tweezers?" Freddy asks back.
"It's too deep in the den." Detrick points out. "Also, he's staring at us like the devil."
Sully slithers closer to the edge of the cage.
"Well, we still have four hours, so let's think it through."
Three hours later...
The three are still there, figuring out their plan as Sully takes a nap.
"I... have nothing." Detrick groans out.
As that happens, Jacen passes by the locker room, saying, "Clock's a ticking!" He even pretends he has a watch by tapping his wrist.
"DAMNIT!" Freddy screams.
At that, Sully slowly rises from his little slumber. Less than an hour to go and the coin hasn't even budged from the cage.
"I'm going in." Jason sighs.
"WHY?!" Detrick shouts. "The snake's gonna bite you! And we don't know which one of Seth's vials holds the antidote."
"I. Want. TITS!" Jason screams out and is about to open the cage when one Seth Sullivan walks in.
"What the hell is going on here?!" the Gravedigger demanded.
"Can we have that coin in Sully's cage?" Detrick asks.
Seth raises an eyebrow. "Why?"
"It's... for a bet on who gets it first. Whoever does gets the last ticket to that new strip club." the Lucha Warrior explains.
"THAT's what it was for? You know what, here." Seth suddenly pulls out two tickets. "Jennifer and I were planning to go to the club but she's too busy right now. Here."
The WDT instantly gasp. This is clearly salvation for them. Now, they can all go to the club... somehow.
"...Can I still reach inside and get the coin?" Jason asks.
"Yeah, sure. I'll get the antidote."
4 hours later...
"BEST DAY EVER!" Freddy and Detrick scream from inside the strip club in their fine suits. Jason, meanwhile, is barely moving on the velvety sofa they were sitting on. He's alive, just experienced lots of pain hours ago.
Meanwhile...
"Did he seriously dip his hand in Sully's cage?" Rayleen asks Seth.
"Yeah, he did." the Gravedigger sighs. "Wouldn't be surprised if another WDT sex tape rumor comes up."
"It definitely will!" one Russel Black exclaims from across the hall.