Because why the hell not, here's an honest trailer for the WFA.
Not the one I had in mind as the latest chapter, but I thought why not?
From the alliance of nerds bored straight out of their lives, comes the most over the top wrestling companies in the world... that work to bring you the same s***, but better.
WFA
Be part of the WFA Universe, the paradise of rich assholes (shows Freddy Escobar and Adrian Lord), big bad monsters (shows Brutus Vicious and Darkside), crazy people (shows Furno Moxley and Samuel Dark), One Winged Angels (shows the Prince's Throne and Frozen in Time), men with the same first name (Jason Sabre, Malice, Stone, Kidd) and people so over that they definitely have plot armor on everywhere they go (shows Jason Sabre, Seth Sullivan, Traci Star, etc.)
Say hello to three of the most over men in the entire alliance... The Wet Dream Team, a trio men so over and hot that it's totally okay for them to have a sex tape wandering the Dark Net. They consist of...
Jason Sabre, the most over man in the entire alliance. He's the best at what he does, except for when it comes to maintaining relationships... (shows Giselle)
Freddy Escobar, the company's OG rich bastard. He's an asshole Prince who constantly tells pretty much everyone to
(Shows Freddy screaming "BOW" to the ICW crowd)
Hate him all you want. He's got lot's of skill.
And Detrick Cyrus, the high flying sensation who just so happens to be the adopted brother of Your Highness.
But, they're not alone! Meet some other wrestlers who are over in their own right, just not enough for women with exploding ovaries...and homosexual men.
Seth Sullivan, a Kenny Omega-type who's gimmick involves burying people... (shows Seth pouring dirt over a wrestler's face with his shovel) literally. He's the big bad in today's arc, and he's got the shovels, promos, skills, and snakes (shows lots of snakes and the Cobra Club logo) to back it up.
(Shows Sully) You know he's cool if he can get a fricking King Cobra over.
Samuel Dark, a crazy person with a sledgehammer...so he's basically a Bludgeon Brother. Don't let this distract from the fact that he's married to his "Mama" in real life.
Traci Star, a...nother crazy person. She has a past so sad you'd feel bad for her, but immediately forget that when she starts beating down your favorite female wrestler.
Furno Moxley, yet another crazy person. He's a literal bastard with a knack for putting scars on himself who conveniently got adopted by the family of Dean f***ing Ambrose and dominant man both inside and outside the ring, unless he's hanging with his new traveling partner (shows Rayleen Barnett).
Why are there a lot of crazy people? Let's go to the other stereotypes... wolves?
There's Matt Lopez, a super cool midcarder with an annoying brother known as TJP 2.0 (Alonso Lopez Jr).
Chris Wolf, a sort of hardcore icon who's kinda trying way too hard to get himself over.
Whoever these guys are (Fenris and Lucian). I'm not aware of what's going on here, okay! Jeez, there's a lot of people... Let's see...
Almas but not really (Adrian Lord), Rhodes kid (Angelica Rhodes), Strowman but not really (Brutus Vicious), mean girls duo (Beautiful Reality), mean girls trio (Misfits), a bunch of Purgers (Anarchy), more Purgers (Fortress), American Dragon but not really (Eric Drago), former backstage jerk (Will Ralston), ugh... Oh wait, I forgot! CJ! (shows CJ Hawk). Jesus, how could I forget?
You thought three hot guys are over? Wait till you see this guy! Meet CJ Hawk, from the same city as a certain pipe bomber. He's a high flying, good looking, technical playmaking, fan attracting all star... with daddy issues, so I've heard... Also, don't forget-
(shows many other WFA wrestlers not mentioned)... Dang it. Too many people...
So, ride along with the experience of seeing sweaty men and women battle for dominance and championship gold, factions, small and large, going to war over who runs which company, and if you're bored with that, you can go to YouTube, look up their Instagram, and see them act like morons.
Basically WWE... but definitely better.
Starring...
Nightwing (CJ Hawk)
Chick Magnet (Jason Sabre)
Game of Thrones villain (Freddy Escobar)
Ricochet 2.0 (Detrick Cyrus)
Sully Omega (Seth Sullivan)
The Serpent Society (Cobra Club)
Skinny, beardless Harper (Samuel Dark)
Four Horsewomen... but not really (Carson Michaels, Katarina Love, Nikki Gage, and Brianna Kelly from the "Modeling" chapter)
Chick Flick nightmare (Traci Star)
Jason Todd (Furno Moxley)
Still better than Twilight (Ben Jones)
BRRRRRUUUUUUTUUUUSSSSS! (Brutus Vicious)
Mario and Luigi (the Lopez bros)
Laycool... again (Beautiful Reality)
The Godfather (Adrian Lord)
Charlie's Devils (The Misfits)
The Purge (Anarchy and the Fortress)
Shorter Mcintyre (Will Ralston)
Canadian Dragon Rick Long (Eric Drago)
Marvelous Bomb (Tate Williams)
a racially diverse cast for Game of Thrones (Monarchy)
A cowgirl, a gangster, and a ninja walk into a bar (New Shield)
A millennial (Jeff Rizzo)
Tom Hiddleston (Evan Neal)
Whiplash (Jack Classic)
Your best/worst nightmare (Katie Striker)
Ciampa's transition in a nutshell (Cody Fireheart)
WOLF... IT...DOWN (Chris Wolf)
The Gargano type (Mason Rivers)
All star team up (Bloodline)
Rob Gage-kowski (Logan Gage)
Adult Joffrey (King Randy)
Brock Lesnar if he showed up more (Mason Strong)
I'm running out of time here so...
And an army of diverse talents that if brought together might just bring down poor Vinnie Mac's playground (everyone else)
W.F.A.