Halloween
Summary: Some random Halloween bullshit.
Hat tip to everyone for the help (Can't figure out costumes alone.)
Halloween...
"This is NOT a good idea... but it sure looks fun." Seth Sullivan sighs. It was a Halloween special WFA live show and... it unsurprisingly involves costumes... and the Gravedigger is wearing a familiar red outfit and hat, more specifically, a Hellsing Alucard outfit.
"This ain't WWE, right?" Seth sees Jack Hamilton (Cunningham) show up in his Ripper gear.
"I...am not even surprised. Adeline (Nyx Rosewood) put you up to this?" Seth asks.
"She already had the idea of dressing up as a Jack the Ripper victim... so yeah." Jack tells him.
"What's everyone else dressed up as?"
"Well, I saw Rangi (Raptor Reigns) dressed as the Rock, with a bald cap and everything..."
"Wow... I am not even surprised. Where's the rest of the club?"
Jack shrugs. "I did hear Dan, Nicholas, and Dash claiming to have the so called 'greatest costume ever'."
Meanwhile...
Dressed as Tony Montana, Freddy Carillo-Guerrero (Escobar) is seen wearing a fine suit with a matching bow tie along with a Nerf gun. With him, dressed as Cersei Lannister, dress and crown and all, is his wife Angelica Runnels-Guerrero (Rhodes).
"I am wary of what Evan has planned for this Halloween house show..." he sighs.
"I'm sure he knows what he's doing." Angelica assures Freddy, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Besides, what could Evan possibly do that will make everyone feel regret?"
"...Anything?"
As they converse, they see one Dylan Torres, dressed in a certain former wrestler's ring gear, as Abdullah the Butcher, walk out of the Monarchy's locker room with his face covered in marker drawings.
"Your kids are a handful, y'know?" he tells Freddy.
"It's Halloween, Dylan." the Prince chuckles. "Everyone's a handful tonight."
"They keep mistaking Rangi for the actual Rock... for some reason."
"Of course they do, even though face wise, they're not even similar. Anyway, where's Jacen (Furno Moxley)? He was supposed to be here a minute ago for a little skit Jennifer wanted to do with a guy in a pirate outfit."
Speak of the devil, and he arrives. Jacen Good appears before both men, dressed as a pirate... an assassin pirate to be specific. Freddy immediately facepalms.
"Why are you dressed as Edward Kenway?" he half asks, half demands.
"You said 'dress as a pirate', not 'dress as Blackbeard'" Jacen points out.
"By kid standards, you are not a pirate if you aren't wearing a pirate hat!" Freddy exclaims.
"Be right back." Jacen slowly walks away from them. As he disappears from view, Detrick Cyrus, wearing a Blade costume, and Rayleen Barnett, dressed as a Valkyrie, arrive.
"Jace actually showed up as a pirate?" Detrick laughs, twirling the prop sword he is holding.
"Yes... Edward Kenway to be specific..." Freddy groans.
"Figures he's such a dork." Rayleen sighs. Angelica laughs at her comment. "Of course, he is."
Five minutes later...
The Ohioan comes back... with a paper pirate hat. Freddy sighs while Angelica and Dylan laugh. Detrick and Rayleen aren't so impressed.
"What?" Jacen asks. "You never said I had to get an actual pirate hat."
"Let's just... get it over with." Freddy lets out the words and heads for the locker room with the others.
Meanwhile...
"Seriously dressed up as Dwayne, uce?" Alex and Adrian Anoa'i, dressed as babyface Usos, ask their cousin Rangi Anoa'i.
"And why are you two dressed as babyface Usos when you're supposed to be GWE heels?" Rangi replies.
Both shrug. "So... how're the kids?"
They're normal.
Meanwhile...
"I love Halloween!" Frank Smith (Genocide) marches around backstage, unsurprisingly, wearing a Hitler costume, mustache, uniform, and everything.
"And I'm wearing this..." Alex Karloff sighs. He is wearing the outfit of Chekov from Star Trek. "By the way, have you seen Julian? He better not be wearing a Godfather outfit like the last time..."
"Right here!" both men turn around to see Julian de la Barrera... with tattoos all over himself, wearing a white tank top and jeans.
"Are you supposed to be... El Diablo?" Alex asks.
"Oh yeah." Julian beams with pride. "Haven't seen Dan, Nicholas, and Dash yet, though."
Meanwhile...
"We have arrived!" Ben Jones, wearing a fancy suit as Richard Nixon, Ryan Lewis, dressed as Dai Shi from Power Rangers, and Sara Lewis, dressed as an actual witch, hear the voices of Dan Riley, Nicholas Ace, and Dash Gabriel from one end of the hallway.
"Those three finally showed up?" Ben sighs.
"This is the greatest costume... of ALL TIME!" the three Cobra Club members finally show up... dressed as the goddamn Loch Ness monster. Ben and the siblings look on in confusion.
"...What in the hell is this?" Ryan demands.
"We're the Loch Ness Monster!" Dan says.
"..." Ben just looks at what they claimed was the "greatest costume of all time".
'WTF' was the thought of everyone witnessing this.
Somewhere else, some of the women, wrestlers, interviewers, commentators, and backstage workers alike, are chatting about each other's costumes and Halloween (both the holiday and the film series) when...
"Hello, ladies." a familiar voice is heard.
All the women turn around to see their "god", Jason Sabre, wearing a James Bond suit. It doesn't take long for them to swoon.
Meanwhile...
"Everyone gather around!" one Evan Neal, wearing a Loki costume, announces through the speakers. It doesn't take long for all the WFA wrestlers to pile up around the ring and on the stands, all in varying Halloween outfits.
"What now, Evan?" Sara Jones (Ana Drascu), who is wearing the costume of Arwen from LOTR.
"I have an amazing idea! Who's up for scary story contests?" Evan suggests, making everyone groan.
"What's the catch?" Ben asks.
The troll smirks. "Loser has to do a match for tonight's live show in their costume!"
"..."
"If you do not participate, you'll ALL do a match in your costumes for the next few weeks. Anyways, who wants to go first?"
Two feminine hands are raised up. It's Traci (Star) and Adeline, wearing Maleficent and Jack the Ripper victim costumes, respectively.
"Oh boy...it's the Fanfic Sisters." Daria St Ledger, in a zombie Kurt Cobain costume, sighs.
Everyone groans as the two walk into the ring, holding two pieces of paper.
"And...it's fanfiction..." Edward Mercury, dressed as John Constantine, trench coat and all, sighs. "the worst kind of scary story."
Traci and Adeline smirk at their coworkers' expense. "Today's pairing?" the Shining Star starts. "EscoCyBre!"
"What? Who ships the WDT with each other?" Dylan asks.
"Do you want one where they have sex with every single woman in the locker room?" Adeline challenges.
"No." everyone choruses. 'Yes.' some of the women thought mentally.
"Anyone walks out on this whole thing loses." Traci finishes.
"...How bad could this be?" Mason Rivers pipes up, making everyone facepalm.
2 minutes later...
Everyone present is still there as Traci and Adeline read the fanfiction. They may be hearing corny PG things, but it doesn't mean they're comfortable.
"...So far so good." Jacen sighs, having a fake sword fight with Sara, Detrick, and Rayleen on the stage.
"I hope it doesn't get to dirty things..." Freddy sighs.
"Damnit, Freddy, you jinxed it!" a nearby Jason Sabre yells.
Later...
It DOES get to sexy stuff. As Traci and Adeline read, everyone begins to sweat profusely in terror.
"I don't feel so good..." Mason is torn between leaving the ringside area and staying behind to avoid costumed wrestling matches.
"Me too." a nearby AR3 agrees.
"...and so Jason undoe-" Traci is quickly cut off.
"Wait! Can we stop now? Freddy and I gotta take the kids trick or treating." Angelica asks.
"...If you two are okay with wearing your outfits for your next match, yes." Evan answers.
It didn't matter. Prince and Princess run off to their kids.
"And so Jason undoes-" Adeline continues.
Many of the wrestlers run off, not wanting to hear this anymore.
"...Y'know what, this is a story for another time." Adeline steps out of the ring with Traci, leaving Evan alone with a few others.
"..."