WFA Intern's Official Rules to Surviving the WFA... PART 6!

101) Will Ralston's a good boy now. No need to antagonize him any further.

(Sure, make fun of the old Will Ralston)

(But keep away from current Will Ralston!)

102) If you see Rayleen Barnett walking through the halls with a weapon, assume that Furno Moxley did something wrong

(Pervert intern didn't get the memo when he saw the War Queen looming towards him with a nightstick in her hands)

(Of course, he tried to hit on her, then got hit in the head for it)

(Turns out, she was looking for the lunatic after he accidentally spilled water on her ring gear)

103) Halloween horror nights are to be done at your own risk

(Unsurprisingly, I got dragged into watching the newest Halloween movie)

(I had to share a room with the Monarchy)

104) If Sully is on the loose, RUN AWAY.

(Again, Pervert Intern...)

(When he saw Sully slithering through the hallway, he wanted to grab him and bring him to the women's locker room)

(One bite and antidote later, Seth Sullivan wasn't so impressed)

("That joke's been done already!")

105) Female interns, you are not allowed to be part of Julian de la Barrera's hooker group

(Unless he invites you, that is)

(Then again, he rarely ever does invite interns)

106) Mascot costumes are no longer allowed

(Some interns showed up dressed as a humanoid cobra and a humanoid wolf)

(They claimed to be mascots for the Cobra Club and Re-Vengeance)

(Let's just say they met a shovel and Barbie)

(There is only ONE mascot for the CC!)

107) Yes, Jason Sabre is a womanizer. No, you're not allowed to be a creep around him.

(There are ethics on pursuing romance, people!)

(Oh, and same rule applies for the Guerrero boys)

(Yes, even if they're married)

108) "DMC: Devil May Cry" must NEVER be mentioned around pretty much anyone

(Furno Moxley broke a controller from just hearing the name)

(My controller, to be specific)

(It's not my fault my friend mentioned the game!)

109) Ghost Peppers are officially banned

(Even if Brutus Vicious wants to start Ghost Pepper eating contests)

(Last time they weren't banned, the entire crew had a spicy breakdown)

110) If Seth Sullivan rants about interracial relationships and you're in one, NEVER talk back.

(Why would you?)

111) You are not allowed to say that you want to join the Marvelous King's Dynasty

(Your sanity will be questioned)

(Although they do have some good fashion sense)

112) Same rule applies for the Evan Empire

(Evan Neal handpicks everyone in his group)

(You probably have no chance... in hell!)

113) Yes, Ben Jones is confusing, height and weight wise. No, you're not allowed to call him out for it.

(When has it ever been okay to call out wrestlers who can beat the shit out of you?)

114) Don't ask anyone to mind control someone to go on a date with you. They probably won't.

(Once again...Pervert Intern)

(He asked Revan Maverick and Sara Lewis if they can mind control Katarina Love to go out with him)

(BIG mistake. They simply used their supernatural mind control powers on Pervert Intern)

(Revan told him to ask Detrick Cyrus for permission)

(Of course, Detrick kicks the living shit out of him, because NO ONE is good enough for his little cousin)

115) If you're planning to do a Cinderella type entrance to your prom, be careful who you choose to fill the roles

(A colleague's daughter wanted to go to prom in style)

(So...Cody Fireheart ended up being the carriage driver and Furno Moxley and Lucas Barrens ended up being the footmen)

(REALLY scary footmen that scared off potential dates, including her so called "fearless" jock crush)

(Ended up with some skinny geek instead. Still had fun, though.)

116) NO MORE WET T SHIRT CONTESTS BETWEEN SABRE, ESCOBAR, AND CYRUS!

(Worse than the first combination since the fangirl stampede is a whole lot worse)

(Also, two of them are married!)

117) When showering, beware of pranksters

(HBC sabotaged my shower once)

("Now you know how I felt...in a nutshell.")

(I definitely did)

118) Yes, Revan Maverick has weird friends. No, you cannot call him out for it

(Never before has an intern's taxi ride been so hellish)

(You can see where this is going, right?)

119) Do not compare XCW Bloodline to WWE Bloodline

(aka Reigns and Usos)

(hope Big Dog gets better soon, though)

120) Certain names must never be mentioned again

(Unless permitted to.)