Too Bored To Make Other Skits so Here's One

What happens when Furno Moxley finds out Josh Barnett is into Magic the Gathering?


"HOLY SHIT, RAY! I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!" Jacen Good (Furno Moxley) storms into the WFA gym, running towards Rayleen Barnett, who is striking a sandbag to oblivion.

"WHAT NOW?!" Rayleen screams, turning around and punching Jacen in the face so hard he flew backwards with a nosebleed.

"Turns out..." Jacen groans, clutching his nose. "your dad's also into Magic the Gathering!"

"...First off, my bad. Second, you interrupt my training for THAT?!"

"Remember when you told me I don't have to immerse myself in someone's world just to be cool to them?"

"Are you throwing it out the window?" the War Queen groans.

"Sort of, but not really."

Later...

Some of the WFA wrestlers notice Rayleen, cross armed and looking at a room door.

"What's goin' on?" Dylan Lopez (Aiden Black) asks, the rest of Re-V in tow.

"Jacen's playing Magic the Gathering with my dad..."

"Seriously?" Jack Hamilton (Cunningham) wonders. "Didn't know your dad was a stickler for cards."

Rayleen shrugs as voices are heard inside.

"Gray Merchant of Asphodel!" Jacen announces from the other side of the door.

"I see he's playing the zombie deck." Adeline Hickenbottom (Nyx Rosewood) smirks.

"How do you know that?" Rayleen asks.

"Me, Jacen, Dylan, and Rangi (Raptor Reigns) play MtG to pass the time."."

"Unflinching Courage!" Rayleen hears her dad's voice.

"So...who's winning?" Dylan asks.

Later...

A victorious Josh Barnett walks out of the room, leaving a sulking Jacen alone to collect his cards.

"Well, you lost." Adeline smirks.

"I blame not putting my kill spells in." Jacen complains. "If I had known he had big creatures and big enhancements, I would've kept in my other two Tendrils of Corruption."

The War Queen laughs. "Don't be a whiny bitch, Jace."

"Anything you say, Miss Nose-cracker." the Ohioan scoffs.

"Wow. You're one to talk, Sir Shouts-a-lot."

As the banter between them continues...

"Ain't this a cute sight." Dylan smirks.

"WATCH IT, DYLAN!" both Jacen and Rayleen yell at him.