The WFA and Christmas...

Welp, HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Just a bunch of random stuff, hence the name of this fic

1. Last Minute Gifts

The three cousins known as Mason Rivers, Jay Hero, and Devan Gray quickly drive to Bass Pro to get some last minute gifts. Long story short, they spent the typical time period WFA wrestlers would spend on gift shopping on training their asses off. Now, it was either they got gifts for people, or they may never taste good Christmas dinner again.

Anyway, Mason halts the car and they barge into Bass Pro. Luckily, not a lot of people are around, which is a surprise.

"Thirty minutes. Let's go!" Devan tells them as they run off in separate directions with shopping carts. As they go around, they're just putting in random things in their carts such as hunting jackets, reversible vests, a fishing pole, a pair of lace up waterproof boots (Mason's gift to Dakota Kai), etc. Eventually, they converge into the one thing they probably needed the most...

Gift cards.

"One pack each?" Mason asks.

The others nod, and they get as much gift cards as the rest of their gift buying money can buy.

2. Caroling

Traci Mendoza (Star) takes the Santa hat off her head and asks "Why did I agree to do this?"

As of the moment, she, Adeline Hickenbottom (Nyx Rosewood), and Sara Jones (Ana Drascu) are just going around an apartment building, caroling.

"Because it's FUN!" Adeline retorts, holding a guitar.

"True, but not all the time, it is." Traci tells her.

"Hey, look at all the stuff we got from caroling." Sara shows Traci a bunch of stuff, including a boxed up cake (half-eaten), some nice looking sweaters, etc.

"Do we give the sweaters as gifts because that's just cheap." the on screen vampire girl wonders.

"Nah. We keep the sweaters and eat the cake." Adeline suggests. "As soon as we do this last one."

So, the three ladies knock on the last door and proceed to do a carol (Traci begrudgingly doing so) for the woman behind the door.

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here

We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

The woman claps and runs back into her apartment for something to give, then she hands something to Sara...an entire box of chocolate Christmas cookies. Traci instantly snatches the treats from her hands as the woman takes her leave and closes the door.

"Seriously?" Sara questions.

"...Let's go caroling." Traci orders the other two women, taking a bite of a cookie as she does so.

3. Skiing/Snowboarding/Sledding

It did not take long for the Gravedigger and the War Queen to find out why you NEVER take Jacen Good (Furno Moxley) to a skiing/snowboarding/sledding slope.

"WOO!" Jacen yells out as he snowboards down the slope at a pretty fast pace while Seth Sullivan and Rayleen Barnett look on, skiing at an average pace. Sure, he'd occasionally slow down, but that's besides the point.

"I didn't believe Adeline's statement until now..." Seth sighs.

"I'm surprised he hasn't been injured yet." Rayleen nods.

"You suggested we take him on extreme sports that aren't hardcore wrestling."

"Well, skiing is fun too!"

Eventually, they reach the bottom of the slope, where the Ohioan is waiting for them.

"Let's go again!" Jacen raises his arms up in victory as he goes for the chairlift for like the third time in a row, but the War Queen grabs his arm.

"What will it take for you to stop risking your life for this ridiculous shit?" Rayleen asks.

"Nothing." Jacen smirks, then he sees what Seth pulls out: a box of Krispy Kreme. "...Never mind. Let's go."

4. Gift Giving Charity Stuff

"How did we end up being Santa?" a certain Ace groans. With a certain tape as blackmail material, the Wet Dream Team is forced into the role of three jolly bearded men in red.

"Damn Evan." Detrick Cyrus curses.

"Do we even know how to give these wish kids their presents?" Jason Sabre asks.

The others shrug, then someone gets a thought as shown in their face.

"As the one with kids, I have an idea." Freddy Carillo-Guerrero (Escobar) tells them.

Later...

The WDT sit in separate rooms with kids of different families, each of them saying that they're Santa Claus. Anyway, after around 5 minutes of bonding with the kids, they give the kids their presents. As the kids and their families leave (a single mother giving Jason a saucy wink), they immediately take off their beards.

"Okay, now for my kids." Freddy says as he leaves as well.

"Seriously? Already?" Jason asks. "I have a kid too!"

"Then let's all go!"