Chapter XII: Celebration of Gotham kings
It was 11 a.m. in Gotham City and the window the main room of the Joker's mansion was closed, as were the long blue curtains that reached the floor; avoiding the entrance of the bright sunlight and leaving the dark room in dim light. Harley had previously take care of that, slipping very carefully from the grip of her Puddin so as not to interrupt his rest; there were few occasions in which he could sleep, and now the only thing that avoided the complete darkness of the room was the faint light coming from the candle lamp. That dim light brightened enough to the big bed to distinguish between the golden savannas, the semi-covered body of the Joker sleeping face down on a pillow exposing the great tattooed dragon across his back; Harley stroked his skin with his fingertips as subtly as possible so as not to wake him and left the place with a little pain in the back of his head. She cursed for not being able to spend more time in his arms enjoying the moment, but she knew enough to know how restless he would become, she would surely end up waking him up and really wanted him to have some more rest before returning to his classic insomnia routine product of his chaotic life and obsession with the bat.
Several minutes later, sounds escaped from the Joker's gaping mouth as he slept in a dream that for many could mean a terrible and bloody nightmare, but for J it was only part of the day-to-day life of the extreme criminal life that wore life in which he lived enjoying the chaos and destruction of his dark reign...his right arm, which was flexed on the bed, moved between the sheets, eager to feel his girl's legs on one side of his body and his hand he felt the whole length of the mattress looking for them, but they could find nothing in the empty space beside him.
The Joker's eyes widened violently as Double S threat crossed his dream and snatched Joker off the sheets that take him out of bed as he took in one second the two weapons of his night stand.
A "CLICK" was heard announcing that he was ready to shoot with his always loaded weapon fastened firmly in his right hand and left abruptly of the room.
"HARLS!"A muffled cry echoed across the room before reaching the stairs.
"In the kitchen!" He heard the sweet scream of his girl coming from where he was and Joker again unloaded the weapon in his hand with another "CLICK" fitting it between the waistband of his loose sleeping pants and the skin of his marked obliques as he downstairs after combing his green hair back.
J walked barefoot into the kitchen, reveling in the strong aroma of coffee and what his eyes saw. She had her queen back at home, and she had her back to him, even in her white satin pajamas and pink slippers with a messy bun in two colors, preparing breakfast by humming a song. The view that the kitchen offered was perfect...
"Humm?...Good morning Puddin!" Harley greeted him with a big smile turning to him and no wonder J had a weapon in his pants as soon as he woke up; his toys could never be even half a meter away from him. Joker didn't greet her, just looked at her for a few seconds and in less than two minutes his mouth devoured Harley's lips with passion, to which she corresponded as she could holding the coffee jar containing the bitter sugarless liquid as he liked it depositing it at the table to avoid unnecessary accidents.
"God! What a kiss!"She said, smiling once J's lips drifted to his shoulders, letting her speak"Puddin! You'll leave me with a lot of "marks"!"She flirted after feeling J as pressure by biting different parts of his skin.
"That something I should care...?" He asked possessively kissing and biting harder.
"No, never...hahaha" Harley laughed playfully putting his hands on the shoulders of the Joker and at that moment J's cell vibrated on the table in the luxurious modern kitchen.
He wasn't willing to answer the call, but the only one who would dare to disturb him at that hour of the day could not be any other than Johnny Frost, his right hand, who surely as always, would have done his work well by obtaining the information needed. Joker let out a grunt as he spread his hands from his girl's body and took his cell phone out of the kitchen.
"Don't delay!...or your coffee will get cold!"
Joker walked several more steps away from Harley's sight and she then began to pull out the cups and cutlery from the large kitchen cabinet; Preparing cheerfully the table for breakfast with his Puddin on the first morning of having returned to his true home.
"What do you have for me...Frost?" Joker asked, answering the call.
"Boss, the idiots were poisoned..."Johnny said immediately behind the line. He knew that his boss liked to go straight to detailed information, especially when it came to someone who interested him, so he continued. "Specifically, what killed them was the poison of a "Black Mamba" a silver snake…the most poisonous of all Africa"
"Well...it was to be expected that it was a silver snake..."Joker said sarcastically.
"And that's not all, J...the idiots didn't have a chance to defend themselves..."
"What do you mean?"
"The result of the analysis indicates that the neurotoxic had a concentration ten times greater than normal... It killed them the instant it made direct contact with the blood..."
"Mmm...it's lethal...but it doesn't catch my attention, it's a pretty dull way to kill..."Joker said and then cold his glaze "now...I doubt that Double S is a meta-human...I didn't see fangs in his mouth"
"I'm agreeing with you J, for what you describe...it had to be an object what pierce the skin in that way…"
"I think I know what it is..."Joker said, remembering the big snake ring that Double S carried in his right hand "continue, please"
"Now that's the interesting part, boss" Johnny said, who would begin to give him all the information he could collect from Double S, of course, it had not been easy to get that information, but nothing good money could not buy and Johnny went on"...The real name of Silver Snake is Yerik Oleg Steklov Kuzmin...complicated name to pronounce..."Joker snarled and Frost cleared his throat to follow "the Russian archives identify him as an irreproachable subject ... a pretty good guy ... he has no criminal record …to be honest, he is a rich child of high society; the only heir of the great fortune of the Steklov"
"Mmm...it seems that it is not money that moves the snake in search of revenge"
"Exactly, what moves him is nothing more than the desire to avenge his dead mother..."Johnny went on immediately to explain to his boss why he had come to that conclusion, you see, J...so he describes the Report, Double S mother died two years ago...in Gotham"
Joker kept silent indifferently waiting for his right hand to continue
"Remember the attack on Biscayne Harbor?"
"How to forget it! It was one of the most exciting chases with Batsy...Ha Ha Ha Ha..."
Johnny waited for his boss to finish laughing to continue.
"The point is, the explosives hit one of the ships on the spot"
"Oh...his poor mother was there!" Joker said mockingly, and after a few seconds he continued in a voice that was almost guttural "tell me, Frost...would it have been fun without death?...How else can you threaten Bat that you did not or with death? ... Joker walked down the hall and made his deliberate gestures with his free hand"What interesting! What original!...would be someone threatening with immortality...I think...I said an impossible thing! HaHaHaHa..."
Johnny heard his sinister laughter behind the line, though he could not see the metal covering much of his teeth in his open mouth.
"All the reason, boss...after all, death is only a symptom of life..."Johnny said, who frankly shared the same thought of his boss.
"There are ways and ways of doing things...Double S found the worst...because if he thinks he can play the bad boy...there is much left to learn..."Joker opened his eyes threatening.
"The only problem so far boss, is that they all seem to agree that the guy is as slippery as a snake; Although that sounds like crap ... I still can not find its exact location.
"Mmm ... it make honor to his name..."
"I'll keep looking for...any other orders, boss? Other order than just only that?
"Reclute the best men tonight...we will announce to Bat our arrival..."Joker ordered"... I will inspect the club in a few hours Frost, by the time I arrive I want to find everything impeccable...needless to say I do not want to see that fucking message in the wall"
"I take it for granted"
"We'll end up deciding what we're going to do with our" new Double S villain "when he gets to the J-club, cut off the call, and Johnny set out to work to meet his boss's expectations.
Joker was satisfied with the speed of his right hand to find all the information related to Double S.
The years in service with the Joker had forged Johnny to be really productive and recognized; having thus innumerable sources of contacts that facilitated him a part of the work; but despite the satisfaction of knowing exactly who his enemy was, Joker couldn't stop feeling a little uneasy, although now he knew for certain that Double S was no more than a disobedient know-it-all, with villainous looks for a vengeance He considered absurd...however, he acknowledged that at least the snake was brave enough to dare to go against him and so far, he seemed to have neglected details in his revenge game...it would remain a latent annoyance for J until he didn't completely kill him.
Joker re-entered the kitchen sitting on one side of Harley, she had everything ready for the two at the table; Two cups of coffee, one sour and one espresso.
"What does Johnny say?" Any important information on Double S? "Harley asked, taking one of the toast from the plate in front of her and a knife with blackberry jam on it.
"Nothing of any real importance," Joker replied dryly.
-Mmm I see ... by the way, sorry, it's the only thing that could find "K" yesterday at that time of night ... - Harley said after taking a bite of his toast with jam. J gave no importance and continued to have his coffee followed by try the breakfast-Puddin toast, at least have an idea of when we will go for it?
" "We will" sounds like two Harls..."
Harley immediately stiffened, but he was not so crazy as to lead Harley to the snake's den, knowing that he wanted to lash out at her knowing that that was his only weakness
"You do not want to make things harder for me, do you?"
"If you say it from the wound in my head, I'm perfectly fine.
"Lying will not make you come with me" Joker said, looking at her seriously. Apparently Harley had not heard the whole conversation with Johnny last night, where she was involved. Better if I did not, J. thought.
"Well...it hurts a little...but surely not as much as your hand...to see, let me see it" Harley tried to take his hand, but Joker pushed it away.
"Do not be alarmed by small things, baby ..." He said to soften his act.
Harley looked at him for a few seconds and knowing that Joker would not change his mind, took another bite of the toast in his hand
"I have to hurry, I have a long day ahead!"
"Mmm?" Murmured J as a question.
"You know Puddin!" I have to go shopping! ... buy more coffee, food, food for the pantry, grape soda, cookies, food for F ...
"Someone else can go shopping"Said J, who obviously didn't want her to leave the house, less under the recent threat of Double S.
- If you say it for the idiots of your men ... forget it! I want a new dress for tonight and I doubt any of them have good taste and some sort of ... "Harley said firmly.
Joker looked at her annoyed and raised his voice.
"You're not...going out of the house"
"What? ...Why? "She also looked at him angrily, but at the same time surprised and frowning "you say it for Double S?"
"Yes..." J replied.
"I don't know exactly what that "Double S" said to you, but don't forget that I'm a strong girl! Look!"Harley said, flexing her small, insignificant biceps as she touched it with her other hand.
Joker held his laughter from the inside and this was really difficult for him, who always laughed no matter what the situation was. However he curved his lips in a small smile
"Oh...you're a strong girl…"
"I am?…I say yes I am!"Harley left his anger behind and smiled to continue "Don't worry Puddin...I can defend myself and I had planed to go with Ivy...I feel like a century has passed since I didn't see her..." Said Harley didn't noticing the serious look of J.
"Harls...you'll stay here"
He didn't like Ivy at all, and he knew she thought the same way about him. After all Ivy was aware of the grave abuse that J had committed against Harley in the past.
"Puddin...Please...please..."Harley poutled from her seat stroking J's forearm, but he continued with a stern look, so determined to convince him, she stood up to him to stroke the tattooed skull jester on her right chest"I'll be a good girl..."Harley gently held J's chin "...it will only be a couple of hours..."
Joker growled turning his face to the right and she put a hand to her mouth waiting his response.
"Two hours..."
"Hello!" Harley shrieked excitedly, happy that she would be back with her companion in the crime. "Oh...Puddin...you are very irresistible when you say that it..."
Joker hit the table with two fists making the cups, plates and cutlery in it startle
"Don't get used to it, Harls"
Harley didn't get angry and laughed at the fact that she now had more convincing power in her Puddin and told him
"Still you're still...irresistible" She sing-sang the last word, picking up the table.
About fifteen minutes later, Joker was on his way to his office and watched as his girl threw herself back to the couch with the cell phone in her hand screaming excitedly through him. He quickened his pace so as not to listen to her "entertaining conversation" with Ivy and sitting behind his desk he set out to read the city plans for the surprise he had for Bats that night. It was useless to try to concentrate, even with the closed door of his office, Harley's thunderous voice echoed throughout the house, annoying him enormously.
"Ivy?...IVY! Harley shouted in the armchair "It's me! Harley Quinn, silly! Who else could it be?!...Yeah I know...it was a long time…but I came back! Hahaha oh yes! It is never too late to return! Hmm? Is not that obvious? Yeah...it was him" Harley sighed affirming that it was Joker who took her out from Belle Reve "is not he cute?...Hey, don't say that! It was not his fault...It was the stupid Batsy's fault" She chuckled and then smiled.
"They're...rude with my Puddin...hahaha, no...You never change Ivs..."She told the redhead who didn't think Joker was the best for her crazy friend "ah yeah! ...You want to go for a bit of fun in the city?"Harley blew her perfectly trimmed red nails "Like old times! You know...action, some conquests for you; annoying some idiot policemen, go for something delicious...Uh! And I need a new dress for tonight and who better than my dear friend to advise me?...Aaaw, Ivy...I miss you very much too!"Harley put a hand to her chest" Yes...it was quite an adventure to get here"
After saying that, she turned to lie vertically in the center of the chair stretching her legs up and resting her feet on the curtain of the window behind it. Her bun broke through the movement and her long hair fell disorderly scattered on the carpet of the floor as she watched the high ceiling
"Yes, you're right...everything was difficult being far away...not mentioning Waller's odious bitch who wanted me to save the world!"Harley rolled her eyes indignantly "Can you imagine that? Me? Saving the good guys? ...Exactly! The bad guys don't do that!" Harley made a morsel "Mmm...Oh sure... really? Heavens! I didn't think that idiot could do that to you!" Harley stopped staring at the ceiling and his vision" upside down "made him realize that Joker was watching her with a furious gaze from the entrance of the living room. He was leaning against the edge of the wall with his forearm on his forehead and Harley knew he had to cut immediately or risk J locking her in the room for a full year or worse ... judging by his look ... he might even end up with a bullet in his head
"Oh, Ivy...Ivy! I have to hang up...No! Of course not! What do you think? Well...yes...it's him..."Harley whispered to the cell phone as if J couldn't hear it"Yeah; see you in a couple of hours! There is so much to talk, honey! Yes, I like it! In the same old cafe...Okay...Goodbye! Muaaack!" She said goodbye as fast as she could.
"Have you finished...honey?" J asked bitterly.
"Eh...yes...Thank you..."She said and got up to leave quickly "I'll go quickly to change Puddin..." she got up to leave the living room and when Harley happened to his side Joker pronounced.
"Good choice…"
Harley scrambled up the stairs at the Joker's watchful, defiant stare, but still happy despite it; was excited to go on another adventure in the city with her friend Ivy.
Joker relaxed his expression as his noisy girl entered the room, now he could go to his office to concentrate quietly without annoying interruptions. He was happy to have Harley back, that he could not deny, just as a part of him had accepted his strong feelings for her, even told him, but still his rough temper would not change. The only difference was that now J was less willing to hurt her, he would have to be really angry with her to cross that line and return to what had before...In the past, it would have been likely that he would have snatched his cell violently by giving him one or maybe two slapping recklessly to shut up and let him work on his own...Things were different now, the absence of Harley in the past months had marked a before and after in the villain. He had never felt such strong pain when he thought he had lost his harlequin forever; that he could never see her again or hear his annoying voice that haunted him for the entire period without her. This led him to realize its importance by accentuating the desire not to want to see her hurt ... even by him. Though of course...it was likely to hurt her again, but it would not be as violent as the other times; the rough beatings had been in the past...
After almost an hour of silence in the office of the mansion, J had ready his plan to have fun with the bat that night, the night in which the Kings of Crime would make their triumphant return to the streets of Gotham.
At the end of the process of invention, Joker entered his room to get dressed and observed that his girl was ahead of him. Harley was ready to go in search of the ivy, she finished finishing her makeup leaning toward the long mirror painting her bright red lips and dressed almost the same as when she was in the Suicide Squad. Her hair was tied in her classic two ponytails, her two-colored make-up adorned the light blue of her eyes and carried her extravagant gold accessories, missing her thick gold necklace "PUDDIN" on her neck for obvious reasons, but in replacing this one, Harley had put another small necklace with the same word in small cursive letters that was hanging at the height of its chest. She was dressed in another of her "Daddy's Lil Monster" T-shirts in red and white and her unfailing blue and red glove in her left hand, but this time the bottom toward the difference in her outfit; wearing a tight black leather shorts, thin netting and long knee-high boots of the same material that ended in a high heel needle. A very provocative look, common in it. But J thought she needed a new Joker "Joker" jacket to announce that all those curves belonged to him alone and more if she left alone with the Ivy, which was known for its uninhibited way of flirting with men about.
Harley smiled madly in the mirror, putting his lipstick on the little purse he carried while he told himself
"...Some people are going to die today..."She sang the last one and then turned right when he felt the presence of J "Oh! I'm leaving...See you later Puddin! "She said ready to leave when Joker in a sudden movement snatched the arm-wallet "Hey! What are you doing...?"She asked and the answer came when he saw his Puddin empty the contents of the wallet over the freshly made bed.
Joker soon examined his few possessions; small mirror, lipstick, keys, pink chewing gum...obviously there was not a wallet, I did not need money to easily get what I wanted and there were also the two objects that I was interested in finding; his cell phone and a weapon, which, although it was not his personalized weapon "Hate / Love" served the same function of firing.
Harley noticed the sight of her Puddin in the gun and immediately said something worried
"I...I took it from the gun room...you looked a little annoyed..." She finished saying that he had avoided going to ask if she could take one of his toys, even though the weapons room was full of them, with Joker, it was always better to ask.
Joker took the gun and checked if it was loaded; in Harley's mind passed "TRIAL?! Do you think I'm a newbie?" However he did not dare to say it and even more so when J removed the empty magazine, without bullets..."Damn it..." she thought again realizing that for hurrying, absorbed in her joy, she had really forgotten to carry the gun. Joker re-inserted the empty magazine and threw the gun away through the room. Harley shrugged, closing his eyes when he felt them fall farther, but then he opened them when the words finally came out of the joker's mouth as he moved his angled jaw to the sides.
"I think...that toy...is very simple for you, baby..."
"Yes it is…?" She asked incredulously.
"Mmmm...You'll have this until I get a new one for you..." J said after taking one of his favorite weapons from the desk drawer and handed it to a really surprised Harley with his mouth half open.
"Puddin!" She shouted happily hugging him and simultaneously flecto back one of his legs raising a few centimeters; to which J gave him a strong spanking that sounded in the black leather of his girl's tight shorts.
"Well...now you see…"
Harley obeyed him by quickly storing his things in his silver wallet, and before he could take a step at the exit, Joker pulled her by the arm pointing directly at her whitish face
"Harls...be careful..."
"I'll have...Muaaack!" She leave a red kiss on the skin of her Puddin's cheek and while driving her motorcycle at a fast speed, she wondered if she meant to be careful with Double S...or the pranks she could do with her best friend Ivy...or it could be that he took care of the lustful looks of men, after all...she knew how possessive her Puddin was with her...anyway...whatever the reason, it didn't matter; what mattered Harley was that she had in his possession one of J's favorite toys and was eager to use it as soon as possible.
After several hugs, excited shouts, a few shots, escaping from the police officers, eating a few snacks and catching up on all that had been lost; the pair of best friends did not find anything better to do than go for a walk around the club where Harley suspected that her Puddin would be with Johnny and that was it, both saw the lamborghini parked at the entrance of the premises along with three black vans a next to the other.
The first to enter was Harley with some bags in her hands making a pink balloon with the chewing gum in her mouth and behind her came Ivy in a low cut green dress with red boots as her wavy hair fell wild on her back. Both walked through the club that by then was already "totally clean" and the first they found was Johnny giving guidelines to the best men of the Joker.
"Johnny!" Harley said, touching his shoulder.
"Harley...Ivy..." Johnny said looking at the redhead.
"How long, Jhonny, I'm glad to see you again"
Harley looked around and then asked "Hey ... where's my Puddin?"
"Well...the boss is busy on the phone." this time, "Johnny replied, and Harley quickly turned his face to the VIP lounge where Joker was attending to his partners in front of his beloved gold cage. She dropped the bags to the floor with a frown.
"Who are them? eh?" She asked, not looking away from J, who seemed to give some orders to a group of beautiful women.
"They're the new dancers for the reopening of the club" Johnny watched Harley already had the anger written on her face and spoke calmly "you don't have to worry, I'll take care of hiring and selecting them"
"How lucky you are" Ivy said.
But Harley was quick to speak.
"And why is my Puddin talking to them? Mmm?"
"He gives them some orders, that's all," Johnny was telling the truth, his boss telling the newcomers that no one should climb into his girl's cage and that they should entertain their partners without falling into the vulgar among other things..., but before Harley calmed his mind he watched as one of the girls laughed and combed his hair sensuously and all she could think was that she was flirting with her Puddin and murmured
"You're so dead bitch...Hold me this, Ivy." She handed her bags to the redhead and pulled the gun out of her purse pointing the woman through the golden curtains that adorned the club. Johnny immediately stood in front of her.
"Harley...If you shoot we will not have dancers to reopen the club...Besides, you cannot dance all night, remember you're going to celebrate with the boss...right?" Johnny tried to calm her down and Harley looked at her best friend.
"He's your man, he's your man...he is...as much as I hate it" Ivy said with a disgusted gesture with her free hand and Harley lowered her weapon, but to Johnny's bad luck, the woman approached him a month later. As she told him, God knows what to do when Harley raised her gun again.
"Get away from Johnny!"She sighed in resignation, knowing that she would have to make new hi-res appointments, and made way for Harley, and she raced forward, sounding the heels of her long boots.
"Harley!" The ivy screamed in vain to stop her, but her friend walked resolutely to shoot the stupid woman. At that moment he set out to go after her and Johnny reached out his arm in front of her to prevent Ivy from advancing.
"Are you an idiot, Johnny?" Why did you let her go? ... I'm sorry but I'm not going to let J hit her in front of me. You jerk! "Ivy yelled furiously in Johnny's face.
"Things have changed Ivy..."
"I don't take that damn story, now let me go! Orangutan!" The red head said to him, who was holding her arm tightly by Johnny.
"If you're so excited, it's likely that J really gets upset" At that moment Ivy and Johnny heard the Harley shot causing the woman to fall dead and all the other dancers screaming in horror as they ran toward the club's exit.
"Shit!" Exclaimed the redhead, but then she watched Johnny's head lean back, laughing out loud, then grabbing Harley's waist and whispering something in his ear, followed by a savage kiss on his neck before he left for the V.I.P.
"Who would say...even the devil can change for a woman..." Ivy murmured shocked at Johnny's grip. "There's something Harley had told me...but if I hadn't seen him, I would still not believe him"
"You should not intrude too much..." Johnny took a cigar from his pocket and lit it "that girl has a lot of determination...and will be okay with J"
"I'm not entirely sure of that..." Ivy said sarcastically and then changed to her usual sensual tone. "Did I mention that the cigars you smoke are my favorites?" Johnny took one from his pocket and handed it to Ivy. Like Harley, this woman was dangerous and complicated; it was better to have her as an ally than an enemy.
"Ivs! I told you I don't like you to smoke! It will ruin your skin!" Harley told her coming to them.
"Harley...bad habits are difficult to leave"
She looked up at Johnny.
"Anyway...I'll be there for you if you need me"
"Ok..."Harley answered confused "I will also be for you if you need me, Ivs..."
"Great, now I have to go, doll"
"No… we still have a lot to talk about!"
"Don't worry! I'll come in the night"Ivy handed the bags to Harley and then turned to Johnny"I would not miss it for anything..."
"All right! I'll see you later, Ivs ... "Harlequin and Poison Ivy kissed each other on the cheek to say goodbye promising to continue their conversation at night.
"So...do you want her number, Johnny?" Harley asked, amused as she was.
At night, the club "Diamond Harlequin" that a few hours ago were almost empty now was full of criminals and mobsters most famous of Gotham City. The large and luxurious club continued with its aesthetic golden lighting matching the decoration of the premises and the bright shades of the same color that divided the club in its different sections.
The atmosphere was full of glamour and elegance as the golden and black tones made it notice in every corner of the room. In addition, all his distinguished guests contributed to the pleasant atmosphere with their best events, giving an excellent example of the taste for splurging large sums of money and rubbing shoulders with the people of the highest rank in society. Everyone enjoyed the spectacle of the new dancers of the club, who gave a halo of disturbing mystery, since striking masks that covered their identity as they outlined their bodies dancing sensuously to take care of providing the best entertainment that night.
Suddenly, the music was cut off indicating that King and Queen would surely make their entrance to the club, so they left the party aside to watch the Joker wearing a gray shirt, always half open under a black sack with small glittering glitter. In addition to bringing with him his best chains of gold, watch and rings, as well as his inevitable concealed weapon, he was ready to shoot anyone who wanted to ruin his night. From J's hand, came Harley, wearing a shiny mini dress covered entirely with expensive silver pedigree, her black heels gave her the height to be almost to the level of J and the ostentatious green emeralds of her jewelry highlight the beauty of her white tattooed skin. Harley's long hair fell flawlessly like her make-up, but what really shone on her was her perfect smile of maximum happiness.
Both advanced to the sector V.I.P before the watchful eye of the world, once inside Joker made a gesture with his hand indicating that the celebration could continue. The hours passed with Harley laughing with J as they drank one of the club's best liquors, then she danced especially for him, then resumed their conversation with Ivy while Joker disinterestedly listened to some other partner who would greet him, offering him new business and congratulating him on his return.
More late at night and bored with so many unnecessary greetings, Joker saw the time on his thick wrist watch, 2:40 in the morning; she was ready for her real amusement and whistled with her fingers to call Harley by her side, she immediately appeared behind the curtain with a big, crazy smile and not for the extra glasses, although both had drunk more than usual night, the occasion merited it.
"Puddin! Did you call for me?"
"Honey, Daddy wants his queen to be ready to go and say hi to Bats" J answered, running her hands down the legs of her girl leaning against the white armchair.
"Ohm! Batsy...I like the idea!" Harley barked coquettishly and laughed excitedly at the idea.
"Well...you'll stay here waiting for me to finish saying a few words and then we'll go for him..." Joker ran his two hands through his green hair at the expectant look of Harley and Johnny who watched everything with a relaxed countenance leaning on the door.
The Joker card left the V.I.P sector to position itself in the center of the club and the music again was cut before its imposing presence.
"Oh...It's good to see...everyone is enjoying the evening!" J exclaimed and Harley enthusiastically stepped up to the white armchair to watch her Puddin address all the people who were attentive to his words "what brings them here tonight...is not only the fact of celebrating our return...that by the way I appreciate your interest in it..." Joker said although it was not really true to "appreciate", but continued with his speech "the real reason for his presence...is to celebrate the joy that causes us all...to go beyond the absurd domain of justice...Some whistles were made to feel when J pronounced the word justice and then quietly kept quiet for the king to continue"don't exalt gentlemen...Justice is like a train that is always late! Hahahaha"Joker laughs with mockery and then continues with his theatrical gestures of his body "they think that the whole universe must follow a global order...governed by rules "PERFECTLY COMPREHENSIVE" to the human being...and in addition...They have the infamous needing of ordering everything according to their own hierarchy...for later...sinking into their own complaints of "ACCIDENTS" occasioned by their idiocy!"Joker exclaimed energetically. Harley from the V.I.P sector watched him ecstatically listening to his speak with that powerful and powerful command voice "once you observe such stupidity in others, you wonder ... Why not look for a way to be smarter than them?...Oh ...Chaos is an order without decoding...SYNONYM...OF FREEDOM!...It is time to teach them...who really have the power in Gotham..."they all clapped in affirmation to the words of the King of Gotham and satisfied Joker whistled again, in which in brief seconds his arm wrapped around Harley's waist for a soft grunting guttural whisper in your ear "Do you enjoy the show, Harls?..."
Harley's gleaming eyes captivated by him were enough response for J, who released her to refer back to her lackeys with his expressive body movements.
"Let us join in our regin of Crime and Chaos!...We will announce our return through the streets of our city..." A wild look of the joker, followed by an addition with his hand to Harley who made her take it happily to leave the club and that all the other guests followed without hesitation, excited and exalted by the words of their king.
It was Saturday in Gotham, the perfect night for all the public to observe the dangerous and long caravan made up of countless cars of extravagant luxury, along with black and shiny armored body vans with dark glasses. The fearsome caravan of terror was made up of many vile delinquents of the highest criminal rank, murderers, evildoers of justice and the most powerful ruffians of the Mafia, all of them with a great prestige of purchasing power. However, none was more famous and important as the man with green hair and metallic smile that led the caravan in his unmistakable and patented Lamborghini with flashing neon lights that lit the asphalt where he passed presumptuously.
All the people in the city center of Gotham were astonished at this exalted show and then ran in alarm in the streets, while other curious people watched from the windows of the restaurants the track of the kings of the city. Not to mention that by that time all the city officials were already aware of the upcoming catastrophe, although they could do little, standing idly by knowing that it would be impossible to stop the influential caravan without the help of the antihero Batman, although they doubted that even he could stop such chaos. In spite of that, the light that formed a bat in the dark sky of Gotica did not wait; the city required the presence of the Joker archenemy.
The call to Batman was effective, Bruce Wayne finished buckling the belt of his burly armor suit that hid his identity and gave him some strength raising his physical abilities. The bat was about to climb into his Batmovil equipped with all the technology necessary to face the most fearsome of his "enemies" when Alfred's voice caught his attention as he entered his vehicle.
"You go straight to his trap, you need to know"
"When did that stop me, Alfred?" Batman did not wait for his answer, for as soon as the heavy gate opened in front of him, the Batmovil sped out of the secret hideout.
Not even in his earliest imagination could Batman ever foresee what his cold eyes saw that was out of all proportion unimaginable, but with Joker and his games it was always like this. Although this time, Batman himself acknowledged that he had exceeded his expectations when he immediately recognized his lamborghini leading such a caravan of vehicles. On this, pair of undecided helicopters was flying if they exert pressure with shots that could end in a massacre in the city under the orders of the joker; no one doubted of his fondness madness and pleasure by the explosives and shed blood.
The black Batmovil raced through the streets to the caravan, passing quickly through the endless cars that followed the Joker. Finally he came to him, not without hearing the abundant insults and insults coming from the owners of those scandalous vehicles.
"Stop this madness, Joker"
"I'm also happy to see you Bats...but I'll tell you something...I will not stop...BRRRR"Joker shuddered his face "I know you enjoy it as much as I do...HAHAHAHA"
"Your games are not funny to me"
"You must wait more dear friend...the best always is at the end!" Joker said throttle the floor throttle to raise the speed to advance a few meters of the large line of cars behind him. Batman followed his quick step, it was useless to ration with him...Joker only stopped when he reached his destination, and the great structure of the quartermaster of Gotham was in front of his green eyes.
The first to park was Batman, getting off furious of the Batmovil and putting itself immediately in front of the capo of the lamborghini of J. He was ready to lash out at him when he was surrounded by the countless of the dangerous vehicles with their aggressive owners who were lowered of them armed until the teeth, as well as the men of the Joker himself and his right hand Frost. All aimed at the bat, at that time the police corps of Gotham also appeared with his fearful officers, since despite several patrols, were outnumbered by all villains.
Joker smirked machiavellically, getting off immediately, leaving the door open and followed by his beautiful girl also under excited, knowing that something really fun was at the hands of his Puddin. J raised his arm and chisto his fingers, then they all lowered their weapons not to aim at Batman; the police corps also did it following his orders.
"Are not you going to say hello to me, Batsy?..."Harley walked over to Batman rocking his hips in the tight silver pedestal dress "you do not think I forgot the kiss you stole so easily...GGRRRRR" She walked around with his hand twisting his cloak.
"You know perfectly well that it was not like that, Quinn," the bat answered earnestly and Harley whispered close to his face covered
"I bet you enjoyed it a lot..."
After that Harley ran to the other side curling one of her strands of hair on her finger and her Puddin came up to them with two glasses in his hand and a bottle of fine champagne.
"Join with us Bats, my friend..." Joker handed the two glasses to Harley and then shook the champagne forcefully by waving all the liquid inside it and with his razor uncovered the bottle pointing to Batman, who received much of the champagne in her face. After that, she poured what was left of the alcohol in the two glasses into Harley's hands, she handed the Joker herself and they both drank the champagne to celebrate.
Batman ran a hand over his soaked face to remove the bitter liquor.
"It's time for the celebration to be over." He stretched his arm back to punch one of his lethal punches to J, not caring that he was completely surrounded, but in that second Harley dropped his glass and aimed his gun directly at the head. Batman clenched his fist, knew she was so crazy she would not hesitate to shoot.
"Bad, Batsy! You're a spoiler!" She exasperated.
"Harley, I know what you did on Midway, you saved a lot of people. You still have the option to leave this behind and start again"
"SHUT UP! I'LL NEVER GO BACK DAMNED BAT!"Harley yelled at him to silence Batman trying to get into his head. She would never save the world again, much less leave her beloved Puddin.
"Don't worry, baby...he will not take you again..." J was responsible for lowering the Harley weapon with his hand "Bats is our special guest...if he wants the celebration to end...it will be end..."Joker finished speaking with a defiant look at Batman before putting his eyes on Johnny a few feet closer and now tilting his face when his golden weapon gave a quick shot to the sky before the attentive eyes of all villains and officers. His right hand caught the signal; it was time for his men to detonate the hundreds of explosives placed in the quartermaster's office.
"Now" Johnny said through his cell phone.
In a matter of seconds the whole world watched how far away from them, the huge and magnificent structure of the Gotham Quarter that had several floors skyward accentuating its greatness began to explode collapsing in flames with the loud deafening sound of the various explosions. The large blocks of hard seeding fell several meters from the sky simultaneously in intense clouds of smoke with thousands of debris and thick beams collapsing between them. The level of the explosion was to such a degree that they were all covered by survival instinct blinded by the ashes and feeling the heat of the embracing fire. Then countless shots of machine guns and pistols began to be heard despite the sound of a whistle in everyone's ears. Harley blinded by the dark smoke felt J's hand take hers to carry her into the car, then he also climbed roaring the engine distinguishing through the rearview mirror as most officers were killed by the shots of their men and those of the mafiosos, along with all the other famous criminals of the city.
"OH HAHAHAHHAHA" The lamborghini started chased by the bat on the Batmovil that did not take his eyes off the joker.
Both vehicles drove through the streets at full speed in daring expert maneuvers of both drivers. Joker enjoyed remarkably taking a ride to Batman with the patented engine of his car. Years of long chase with the bat had made J practically a vigorous professional racecar driver, thus overcoming his friend Bats in most cases.
"Let's go Puddin! Faster!"
The resolute laughter of his girl next to him further incited him to continue with the game of chase, but then stopped listening when Harley's blue eyes watched peering out of the window at Batman, who again resurfaced the Batmovil to repeat his strategy of being thrown to the ceiling of the lamborghini exactly like the horrible night in which it managed to capture it. She, weapon in hand from the window shot several desperate shots that were useless when she saw Batman jump back on them.
"PUDDIN!" She cried, scared. Joker removed a hand from the wheel with a huge smile and with his fingers softly formed a smile on his lips.
"Oh, Honey...don't stop smiling, daddy has a new acquisition..."Act then he turned his hand at the wheel and shouted at the ceiling "OH BAT! YOU DISAPPOINT ME! AN OLD TRUCK NEVER WORKS TWO TIMES..." She banged twice with her fist on the ceiling.
Harley looked intrigued at Joker with his heart racing at a thousand an hour.
"Hold that, baby" Her blue eyes that had once intrigued her transformed into a lively, insane, yet charming look as she pressed the switch that had indicated J, which was still on the side of the shifter. Squeezing it, suddenly and suddenly, a square part of the ceiling of the lamborghini rose suddenly making lose the balance of the bat that was not expected that play by Joker. Although Harley from the inside target of the car could not see this, he did see Batman crashing down on the asphalt in several extreme laps.
"AUUCH! THAT HURTS BATSY!" A burst of sharp laughter came out of his pearl-white smile "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
The consistent laughter of the crime kings was loud enough for Batman to hear her over and over on the dirty asphalt. At the same time that Harley laughed at Batman, hiding J leaning back laughing loudly as he struck the handlebuck with his hand, all his damaged teeth were exposed in the red of his mouth; he narrowed his eyes emanating an immense almost divine joy rejoicing to have won once more and Harley loved it...she loved to see that wild and insane boy laughing uncontrollably...A warm sensation enveloped his heart that beat only for him loving him infinitely and desire with all parts of his being, that everything that went well that night meant a good omen to continue living moments like that next to his beloved Puddin.
The laughter faded several more miles as the lamborghini was fast and fast on the road away from Gotica leaving all the magnificent chaos and destruction behind. Then Joker noticed Harley's lost gaze on him, thinking that she was looking at his concealed weapon under his open sack and turned to say it with both hands on the wheel, even with a big smile on his face.
"What do you look so devoutly?...Maybe...you want another daddy's toy? Mmm?"
"I only see how great you are Puddin..." She replied with a sincere smile.
J jumped on the brake, causing an annoying noise from the tires on the pavement causing the car to be stopped in the middle of the road and Harley's body swaying violently forward with his long colored hair covering his face.
"Harls..." Joker stroked the white skin of Harley's back "how great it is to share these moments with you...I would not have said it if you had not returned..."
In a swift motion he pulled her to him to fall on his chest and reclined his seat back.
"That's better...always with me, baby..."
"I adore you, Puddin..."Harley sighed in his gold chains "I will never cease to admire you and think that you are great"
An excited purr sprang from J's lips and his eyes betrayed the lust he felt to be admired in his own greatness by squeezing his girl's body against him so that she would know when excited he had left him with so few words.
"Are we going to do it here?" Whispered Harley kissing J's neck tilted back as she ran her hand down his crotch to make him even more than he already was. The spirit of the previous celebration traveled the blood of the two eroticizing to the maximum their bodies and intensifying all their senses.
"I want you here and now...the road is long and I'm too hot to wait..." J fleetingly slipped the zipper of Harley's dress into the back and she licked his neck until it reached his ear to whisper.
"I cannot wait either..." Harley took his hand and led her straight into his intimacy under his red underwear. Joker felt the warm moisture of his girl between his fingers and growled tightening his jaw and then ripped off the dress, which although this was small and tight, nothing compared to being able to feel the delicate Harley skin attached to his body.
King and Queen had their previous game in the Lamborghini and somehow thanks to the experience of J in the wheel came to the mansion safely after being completely intoxicated by the alcohol and the desire to belong to each other all night. Joker got off the lamborghini with a completely naked Harley clinging to his shoulders and her legs tightly surrounding his waist to keep from falling onto the asphalt. She did not feel the cold of the night and the wind hit her bare exposed skin, on the other hand she delighted in the glory that was to feel the warm torso of J grabbing her sensitive breasts and her hands buried in his feminine back to also avoid his drop. Some of his expensive clothes still hung in the wild, clothes that were scattered all over the hall of the mansion after some effort, to get his keys in the pocket of his black pants unbuttoned. The two lovers entranced in the very sublime friction of their bodies decided by instinct to drop to the closest thing to a bed that they found near and this was the great armchair in the living room of the mansion.
Neither of them was able to comprehend how their bodies perfectly matched each other in blazing unbridled passion with every rush of kissing each other across the skin of their naked bodies. Their hands were an unrestrained hurricane squeezing, clawing, clinging to the fire emanating in the synchronized rhythm of their sexual movements. The sounds of moaning, grunting, agitated breaths and muffled cries indicated that nothing was soft; everything was in a violent, mischievous and wild pleasure that left them breathless until they reached an ecstasy that went beyond the madness of them...and then inevitably return to each other over and over again in what was left of that magnificent night.