Arceus the Critic - Season Two

by Imperator Justinian

The original Keldeo the Critic ripoff is back, and he's more sarcastic than ever. He'll be reviewing all kinds of stories, from the good, the bad and the mediocre, not to mention the frequent editorial, when he's not trying to keep Mew from destroying his sanity, that is. Spinoff of Keldeo the Critic.

9. Editorial 3

Note from the Author:

The Author would like to issue an apology for the following apology, and the people responsible for it have been sacked.

Another Note from the Author:

The Author would like to announce that he has completely retconned this editorial out of existence on account of the pretentiousness of trying to name the best authors of fanfiction, the nepotism and just plain inaccuracy of the list, the impossibility of being able to do so, and the fact that this editorial is now rendered redundant by the infinitely less pretentious one he wrote in the middle of the Rising Storm: Book 2 review. Also, he would like to object to being objected to in the previous note.

A third Note from the Author:

The original note would like to object to being objected to by its follow up.

A Note from a Reader:

Dear Sir,

As a reader, I must strongly object to the needless continuation and subversion of this pointless gag for the sake of a cheap laugh, and I also must object to the follow letter.

P.S. Hail Bournemouth

Another Note from a Reader:

Dear Sir,

I object to these all these objections against objections, and I also object to being objected to before having a chance to voice my obje-

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"OBJECTION!" Mew shouted, dressed in a snappy blue suit and slamming her paws down on Arceus' desk.

"Oh do shut up," Arceus said as he floated by his office, British accent muddled by his teacup.