As Arceus had finished uploading the previous chapter, his eyes suddenly narrowed as he noticed something flashing on his computer. Before he could do anything about it, the video maker opened up, and a rather deep voice rang out from the speakers.


The following trailer is rated "F-UPS", for Follow-up to a Parody of a Satire.

(The screen began to count down in an old fashioned cinema style.)

Wh-what on earth is happening!?

From the author who's opinions you love, but update schedule you hate, comes a story so crazy it just might work:

"The Misadventures of Burmy and Combee" by Mr. Grool

Mew! What have you done to my computer!? How do I stop this?

Read through the story that was originally a satire on how people neglect weak Pokémon, but became so mean spirited to the protagonists the author devoted an entire chapter to lampooning it.

"I've been kicked out of my hive, we've beaten countless times trying to find a new job, we're starving, filthy and exhausted, and we're spending the night on a park bench! How can it get worse?"

(Just ask AuraWielder.)

Feel free to take a harmless, guilt free laugh at the expense of Burmy and Combee as they get set on fire;

"Burm! Burmy!" the burmy yelled as his leaf cloak was set on fire.

Run over;

He was cut off when a four wheeler came out of nowhere, running Combee and Burmy over.

Mauled repeatedly by two vicious serpentine-like Pokémon;

"Hydro Pump!" Gyrados roared.

"Flash Cannon!" Steelix yelled.

And endure ridiculously bad luck;

"Are you absolutely sure that trapeze is sturdy?" Combee asked the purple monkey.

"Of course I'm sure!" Ambipom laughed. "That trapeze has held me up for years, and I'm, like, ten times his size! Why would it break now?"

Suddenly, the trapeze Burmy was sitting on suddenly snapped, causing Burmy to fall right into the net.

Unfortunately, Burmy was small enough to fall through a hole in the net, making it so he fell twenty feet onto the cold, hard ground.

And continue to laugh at their misfortune even as you start to feel guilty for knocking out so many Burmies and Combees to train your Pokémon back in Gen IV.

Maybe this button turns it off...

(A slight click could be heard in the background, but all that seemed to accomplish was playing a montage of Burmy and Combee getting injured in various ways. More clicking followed, but that only sped up the video and added the Looney Tunes theme to it.)

And in a series based entirely off misery, get ready to see it go to new heights as the protagonists finally find their purpose in life... as footstools;

"I hate my life." Combee wheezed as he struggled to hold up the entire pyramid with Burmy. The Kricketots seemed to be taking their time creating the pyramid, though it seemed that might've not been a coincidence. As each one jumped to their position, they used Burmy and Combee's face as a launching pad.

"Hey, at least we have a job." Burmy retorted, though he was struggling just as much as his friend. "Maybe we've found our place in the world this time."

"As footstools?" Combee grunted, glaring at Burmy.

So, whenever you feel like skimming over five thousand words and lots of fourth wall breaks, get ready to groan in frustration as Burmy continues to destroy any hope Combee has of being successful in life.

Starring:

Mac and Bloo

"More power!" Burmy yelled.

Combee, however, was reluctant to do so. "It's getting pretty big Burmy." Combee said warily.

"Don't worry about it!" Burmy shouted over the wind the tornado was making. "Just give it more power!"

Suddenly, the tornado ripped the curtain off of the stage, and began to suck the papers off the judge's desk!

And everyone else irrelevant to the nonexistent greater plot

The Marvelous Misadventures of Burmy and Combee

Finished whenever Mr. Grool has the time...


The End

Special Thanks:

Mr. Grool

Credits:

Honest Trailers

Looney Tunes

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack


Note From the Author:

And the shortest chapter I've made to date! Well, since it's on the heels of the longest chapter I've made to date, I'm not to upset about it, though I still apologize for it's brevity, and possibly it not being as funny. There just wasn't that much material to work with.

Anyways, this chapter goes to you, Mr. Grool. I'm sorry this early Christmas gift was so short, but it was also the last faux Honest Trailer I'll be doing for some time, so I hope that counts for something. That aside, thanks for being such a good friend to me over the years, and enduring so many of my long-winded conversations. Including this one. Oh well, I still have to get out one more chapter to all of you in celebration of Christmas, and yes, it will have the real star of the show in it.