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In Which Will is a Jerk

Leo woke in the infirmary. He should definitely avoid making this a habit. Like, it wasn't like the infirmary was a particularly bad place, but it didn't really do much for Leo's public image to start every year at camp in a hospital bed. Anyway, he wondered how long he'd been unconscious this time. He also wondered how the second cyclops had died; he knew that Cyclopes were generally immune to fire. Even so, the oil on the cyclops wasn't, so it would definitely have distracted him having fire on the oil in his eye.

Leo didn't care how immune to fire someone was, they could still feel the heat of oil on their eye burning. But that probably wouldn't have killed the monster, so obviously someone else had.

Leo glanced around the room, odd, normally Chiron was there to say hello to demigod in the infirmary when they woke up. And on that topic, he wondered where Newbie was. He really hoped that he would be claimed A.S.A.P, like it was already crowded in the Hermes cabin. Not like it wasn't quite full in the Apollo cabin, but that was Apollo's own fault, so the kids in there could blame their dad for having no space.

Oh no wait. This was the year that Chiron wasn't at camp. He had forgotten about that. It was that guy from the fields of punishment who was cursed to never be able to eat anything. To be fair he kind of deserved it. What kind of sick person, no matter what era decides to serve their kids up as a meal? That was just weird. Leo was glad that that behaviour never caught on. Leo- pie would not taste good, unless you were a monster, and then, hey it just might...

Leo needed someone to talk to, lying alone in the quiet infirmary was making his mind go down very strange tracks, and he'd like to return to some semblance of sanity. So he had a broken arm, kind of obvious from the sling, but apart from that he felt fine. He might as well wander down to the cabin, and see if he could spot newbie along the way.

He didn't spot newbie along the way. In fact he didn't see many people at all on the way back to the cabin. Huh, the harpies weren't out, and the sun was, so either everyone in camp was abducted, or it was really early morning. Hopefully the later, Leo wasn't really interested in a rescue mission at the minute. The only people out seemed to be a couple of Apollo kids, but none of them were the one he was looking for, so he just nodded and made to walk on.

None of them were newbie; unfortunately one of them was Will Solace. Now Will wasn't the main healer at this point in time, like he was when Leo fist came to camp with Jason and Piper, but he was definitely getting into the attitude. He stormed over, "What are you doing out of bed Leo!"

"What the infirmary was boring, I'm just heading to the cabin."

"You're banned from the forge for a week."

"What! That's not even fair, I can still use my other hand, you can't just do that to me..."

Will interrupted with a smug grin. "Doctors orders."

"You're not even a doctor!"

"I will be checking whether you're in the forge. I've got Nyssa on my side you know. She'll report back to me."

"Such betrayal, how could she?" Leo was smirking internally; Will had banned him from the forge, but not from bunker 9. He'd just go there, easy.

"Oh, and no bunker 9 either."

"WHAT"

Will grinned and walked away. "You can't be trusted to remember to not use your broken arm. You'd just forget it was broken and try to use it and then make it worse. Besides, if you had stayed in bed you'd have been allowed back into the forge in 3 days. But you left the infirmary."

"You're so mean..."Leo pouted. How was it his fault it was so unendingly boring in there?

Leo trudged on to the cabin, him happy mood gone. Well he could always explore the tunnels...