1Colombia logo is seen with eerie music playing. Logo fades to the shot of a big house.
A car pulls up and a man named Warren who is about 50 years old gets out. He pulls out a revolver and cautiously opens the door that is unlocked and goes inside.
Warren: Hello? I know your there!
He turns on the lights and slowly walks towards the middle of the living room. Warren grabs the door knob slowly and jerks it open but there is nothing there. Just then a cat that had got in the window jumps out. The noise startles Warren as he turns around quickly and fires several shots in the general direction. Warren goes to close the window but just as he reaches for it, the window slams down shut and immediately the dryer starts to turn on. It makes a noise that sounds like a heartbeat. Warren approaches the dryer with his gun held up. He passes a section of wall where pink slime has been oozing out. It drips on him from the celing.
Warren: (In disgust) Ewwww.
Warren wipes the slime off and contiues. He reaches for the dryer door. The dryer buzzes loudly just as he is about to open it. He reaches in and inside is a pair of dress shoes that are filled with slime.
Warren: My oxfords!
Warren drops the shoes and bends down to pick up the dryer cord after seen it had been unplugged even while it was running!
Warren: Show yourself coward! Quit playing these tricks. Is this all of your power?
Just then all the power goes out. Warren lights a candle and walks towards the fuse box, but before he reaches it his cell phone goes off.
Warren: Hello. Yes. Well I have been away from home. Yes. I've had a couple issues to deal with. Yes I will get on it as soon as possible. Well you can tell that attorney that for all I care I hope he burns!
Just then Warrens candle flares up, causing him to drop the phone and the candle and run screaming out of the house. As soon as he gets out and feels safe he takes out his handkerchief and starts wiping his sweat off. The ghostbusters theme starts playing and the ghostbusters logo comes on screen. Scene switches to
Scene 2 : a close up of a man named Alfred Stack is talking to some unforeseen person.
Alfred: I know what your thinking, and it must make you quite mad. How you ask, can a simple uneducated mortal like me face a class six blood thirsty vampire along with four of his undead flesh eating zombie minions. How can one comeback from such a brutal assault and still emerge the victor? Know your limits, know your enemy, and always have an ace up your sleeve. Well it just so happens I do have an ace. I bet you weren't counting on this guy.
Alfred puts a card in the air of some monster from magic the gathering card game.
Alfred: Emrakul: the aeons torn. That's right. I hope you have your 50 handy cause when this guy attacks…. Well... let's just say you'd rather have stevie wonder preform your oral surgery than go against this guy. Oh and what does the card say? I get an extra turn! Well I guess I'll just have to take advantage of this limited offer.
Alfred puts the card into play and slowly in a taunting fashion moves the card into attack position.
Alfred: Oh….Oh...Oh...oh... And that's our game! (Acting like a sports caster) What a miraculas comeback! In all my years I've never seen anything like this!
Card player: Come on have a heart. I need this money for rent man!
Alfred: Sorry! I have bills too.
The card player slams the money down and walks off agitated.
Alfred: At least you got 2nd place!
The card player walks out of Alfred's store called bohemian trove just as a young man named James Schnoebelen approaches.
Card player: Yo, whatever you do, don't play cards with that guy in there.
James: Thanks for the tip.
James goes into the store and approaches Alfred who is putting his money is the drawer
James: You know It seems to me that your business strategy of taking your customers money through card games isn't the surest formula for success.
Alfred: Hey! Times are tough. I have to get a buck where I can. Anyways...what are you doing off work today?
James: Taking a personal day. Thought I'd come visit since I'm off. Busy today?
Alfred: Ah you know. I get by but it's not as hopping here as it used to be.
James: Yeah well, you can always go back to the university, finish your degree, and get a job figuring out which parent is to blame for the problems of some nutcase. Or you can keep selling lord of the rings chess sets the rest of your life.
Alfred: I'm can't go back there. I won't do it. I'm not living of off canned peaches three times a day for the next two years. I'll crack!
James: Well suit it yourself. Anyways I came here to tell you my new joke.
Alfred: You came across town to tell me a joke?
James: Bear with me Al. Knock, knock.
Alfred: (acting overly interested) Who's there?
James: Opportunity.
Alfred: Opportunity who?
James: Opportunity knocks!
Alfred: ah...thats not that funny James!
James pulls out a paper from his back pocket.
Janes: Here, just read this.
Alfred starts to read it.
Alfred: (Reading the paper) Local offers $50,000 dollars for spook removal. (talking to James) Oh i get it now. This is the joke!
James: Did you see the part about 50,000 bucks?
Alfred: Well that'd be a good little venture if there were a such thing as ghost.
James: I know you don't believe that stuff Al, but for filthy lucre's sake you can consider the possibility. Besides I need your help on this.
Alfred: My help!...Oh I dont think thats such a great Idea.
James: Please...Alfred...buddy...I want to run surveillance on the place….tonight… we can stay there. I need to borrow your camera equipment and Al, you have a better knowledge on the occult than anyone I know.
Alfred: Oh I get it. If by some non exsitant chance a green slimy ghoul pops up you want me to tell you what were dealing with.
James: That's the idea. I have the whole this worked out. You help me and in a couple days I'll be getting some equipment that will catch Mr. moneybags ghost.
Alfred: Your getting actual equipment for this job?
James: From my uncle in Atlanta.
Alfred: The Ghostbuster Uncle?
James: Yeah…. or he was. He's retired but he has some spare stuff laying around and I talked him into getting some.
Alfred: Wow man, you really take this seriously don't you?
James: For 16 grand a piece….yeah. So come on...what do you say?
Alfred: Oh...ah...alright!
James: Great!
Alfred: Yeah sure...wait you say just 16 grand?
James: yeah...well I've recruited someone else. So the share will be 16,666 dollars and 66 cents. Before taxes of course.
Alfred: That's a lot of 6's... but what the heck, I'm young still, might as well be dumb. Alright so when are we doing this?
James: I'll pick you up around 7... And bring pizza money!