Later, Rodney is driving Sammy to meet James at Alfred's place.
Sammy: So did James say exactly why he needed my help?...I'm not supposed to...take him to the drive in or something am I?
Rodney: No, nothing like that...He didn't say yet but I know him well enough...you have nothing to worry about. ..So I guess...ah...you enjoy this job?
Sammy: Oh..I love it.
Rodney: Well good...You know if you have any questions Id be more than happy to...you know..lend my expertise…Between me and James...and Alfred...I'm probably best suited for this job.
Sammy: Oh is that so? And what makes you a better fit.
Rodney: Well truthfully...cause I hate ghosts...cant stand the disgusting things...When they pass through you and leave you saturated in disgusting goo...*yeugh* ...I'd like to wipe them all off the face of the earth. It's that hatred that drives me to be the best...that's my passion..
Sammy: Your passion?
Rodney: Oh yeah a passion driven life is essential...you don't think..just act...like a wild lion...hunting for what it wants...what it needs to survive.
Sammy: I'm passionate about adult coloring books and animie.
Rodney: Well that's really great..popular trend right now...
Rodney and Sammy arrive at Alfred's house and see James parked out front.
Rodney: Alright Schnovolin, This better be worth it.
James: Shhh...quiet...Alfred doesn't know where here...this is kind of a hush hush covert operation.
Sammy: Really? This is like a dream!
Rodney: Tell me were not gonna become kidnappers James.
James: Noo...nothing like that. Were just gonna scare the little dickens out of him until he decides to join us.
Rodney: (Putting his hand on his forehead shamefully) Oh please no!
James: Rodney...
Rodney: Hu?
James: Rodney?
Rodney: Yeah?
James: Do you trust me Rodney?
Rodney: ahhh...alright! If it'll get you of my back!
James: That's the spirit!
Sammy: (To Rodney) Hey this could be fun!
Rodney: It could be illegal..but whatever...lets just do this...what do you have in mind?
James holds up a ghost trap.
James: See this trap...I have special surprise guest in here...remember Wailer...
Rodney: The little scabbed faced red eyed nightmare we chased for a week straight...
Sammy: I thought he was adorable! Hated to cage that little guy!
James: Well I've got him right here and he's just dying to meet Alfred!
Rodney: NO! Why did it have to be that one? You know how many times he claimed ME as his territory?!
James: Well now all the stuff he did to you he'll be doing to Alfred.
Rodney: You know...all of sudden I'm felling pretty good about this plan!
Sammy: Your so mean!
Rodney: Well I'm not attila the hun mean!
Sammy: Who?
Rodney: Ah forget it...alright what do we do James?
Moments later while mopping the floor, Alfred is rocking out alone to "the heart of rock and roll". James, Rodney, and Sammy sneak around back where there is an open window. James puts the trap through the window and opens it up. Midway through Alfred's dancing, the music stops...Alfred sings a few words until it dawns on him that the music died.
Alfred: Hu? Someone there?
Alfred walks over to the cd players cord and sees its been unplugged.
Alfred: Ha...that's strange...
Alfred plugs it back up but before he can turn it back on, he hears the sound of glasses rattling in the cupboard.
Alfred: Alright in there...jokes over...I have a weapon...(He grabs his mop) must be a rat...
The rattling gets even louder.
Alfred: A whole family of rats...
Alfred uses the mop handle and swings the first cabinet open with a yell. There seems to be nothing wrong. then the noise travels to the next counter.
Alfred: Alright Mickey, or Fivel...Jerry...whoever you are..Where are you? I've got the sense of a cat and the lives to go with it so you don't wanna take me on! Time to pack your cheese and hit the road!
Alfred does the same thing and again nothing. He goes to each one until the last counter is open but still nothing. Then there is no noise. He looks down at his feet and notices there is some pink slime on the kitchen floor.
Alfred: What going on here?
Alfred bends down and touches it.
Alfred: Eh! Eh! Eww that's disgusting!
Just then all the cupboards fly open startling Alfred. Just then a dish flies out and breaks. Then one after another each time causing Alfred to scream or yell
Alfred: Something wrong with the foundation? Whoa!
A fancy set falls and breaks.
Alfred: Oh that was from England!
Finally Alfred is freaked out and he starts screaming just to come face to face with "wails" the ghost. It charges him causing Alfred to let out a blood curdling scream.
The three outside hear him scream.
James: Well there's our invitation, lets go clean up.
James pounds on the door.
James: Open up Alfred, its James!
Alfred opens the door looking really cool as if nothing happened, but he is covered in slime.
James: Al! You ok?
Alfred: Enter friends...
Rodney: Yeah, he's ok.
Sammy: Is he?
Once inside they see the tvs on.
Alfred: Want to watch?
James: Na...I think im good!
Alfred: Ok...
Alfred smashes the set to everyone's surprise.
Rodney: Don't have to take things so personally!
James: Come on come on! Sammy, roll camera!
Sammy: Right!
James: Rodney, get a reading will ya.
Alfred just starts sweeping up all the broken glass and puts them into a sink of overflowing water.
Rodney turns the pke meter on and it goes way up as it goes closer to Alfred.
Rodney: Look here! The meters going bonkers.
James: Yeah somethings very wrong here.
James feels Alfred forehead and its cold.
James: Whoa! Feel him Sammy.
Sammy feels his forehead too.
Sammy: He's like a corpse! I think he's possessed.
James: Alfred...Alfred...Hey big guy you awake...I think your right...we have a problem.
Rodney: I'm fine...
James and Sammy look at Rodney. Alfred starts washing the broken dishes.
Rodney: Alright...what the hay...come on buddy it's your pal Rodney...shake it off dude...shake it off...
Rodney just shrugs. Alfred cuts his finger and brings it out of the water. It starts bleeding.
Alfred: Ut oh...looks like I got a boo boo!
Alfred looks with almost delight and starts sucking it the blood.
Alfred: mmmm...Anyone bring any fries haha..
James: Ok...I know just what to do...Purify this water Oh Lord with your devine touch...Amen.
Sammy: Whats he doing?
Rodney: I think he's blessing the dishwater...
James: Alright Alfred just look here for me one second please. Thank you.
James grabs Alfred by the neck and forces him into the water. After a few seconds he releases him and Alfred starts gasping for air.
James: One mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi.
Alfred: Whoa! Oh Wow! Whats going on!?
Alfred starts screaming and wailes the ghost comes out of him.
James: There he goes!
Rodney: You did it!
Scales flies around the room screaming and knocking over stuff.
Alfred: (screaming) Ahhhhh! No NO No No!
James: I got him!
James fires his neutreno wand and wrangels Wailes.
James: Rodney the trap! Sammy!
Rodney: OK!
Sammy: I'm getting it!
Rodney throws the trap and prepares to step on it.
Rodney: Look away...
Rodney steps on the pedel.
Rodney:...now!
The trap activates and the ghost is captured.
Rodney: Yeah I'm bad! I'm bad!
James: There gonna have to lower the age of conviction...
Rodney and James: Cause this babys getting locked up!
James: Ok Sammy you can cut it.
James, Rodney and Sammy help Alfred up who is still screaming.
James: Ok pal its over...you can stop screaming now.
Alfred: Wh...what happened?
James: Well simply put we tracked a ghost to your house... by amazing coicedince, and now he's securly contained in a offically licenced ghostbusters trap.
Alfred: But I dont belive in ghosts.
James: Well none the less...of course there is one small matter between us now we have to resolve..
Alfred: Just what matter are you refering too?
James: Well with our fully operational cusom containment unit, we... could keep the entity contained indefenatly...but it would cost...say...10,000...
Alfred: What!?
James: And thats with the friendly discount...were not charging you for capturing the monster.
Rodney: That would be another three k.
Alfred: Look I'm grateful, but I dont have that kind of money...So no! Forgit it!
James: Well ...I dont know...there may be another way around this...you could do us a favor...
Alfred: Like what? Join you guys? For get it! I'm not getting involved! I told you!
James: Look..something big is happing and we need your help...you know more about the supernateral than any of us combined...
Sammy: He's telling the truth! This whole town may be over run with ghosts soon, and it likley won't stop there.
Rodney: What you saw today was just a crouton...next week it'll be the whole buffet!
Alfred: Well I'll just take that risk!
James: Sorry Alfred, You leave me no choice...Rodney why dont you reunite Alfred with his ghost.
Rodney: Can do!
Alfred: Alright alright! I'll help! But after your problem is cleaned up were done shcolvelin!
James: Fine! No worries, no pressures!
Alfred: Alright!
James: Welcome to the team!