Kendrix: We do not own Transformers…. that is all

Rule Twenty Six: Do not try to hide and or steal Skyler's food… even if it is a prank.

Megan: She loves her food very much
Skyler: Yeah! Ratchet, Bee, Leo and Miles!

Rule Twenty Seven: Starscream is not Megatron's bitch

Sam: Who and what the hell gave anyone that idea?
Issy: It might have something to do with the way Megatron beats him…
Sam: Do I dare ask who was stupid enough to ask Megatron himself?
Kendrix: Why none other than our Skyler
Sam: Of course….
Skyler: Let's just say I ended up as someone target practice for a while, and then that someone ended up being another bots target practice
Barricade: Megatron should know by now that he should never shoot another bots' femme

Rule Twenty eight: Yes Skyler has tattoo, and do not even think about judging her over them

Skyler: I haven't told Barricade yet thanks you lot
Barricade: You have what now!?
Ironhide: It clearly says she has tattoos
Barricade: When did this happen?
Megan: She did it the other week, I am surprised she managed to keep them hidden for so long, if I remember correctly she got them all done in the one day
Barricade: You my femme are in so much trouble
Skyler: Cade last time I checked it was my body, and I can do whatever I want to it
Barricade: I don't care, you shouldn't of gone and done that
Skyler: And why not? I didn't realise I had to ask for you permission to tattoo my body
Barricade: Met me in our quarters I am not discussing this where everyone can see it
Skyler: I am not coming Cade
Barricade: Skyler… I am warning you now
Sunny: Sides come quick… Skyler is in trouble…again
Sides: No way… what did she do this time?
Sunny: Got something called tattoos apparently… Barricade isn't happy

Rule Twenty Nine: Do not be stupid enough to get in the middle of an argument between Skyler and Barricade…

Jessica: Let's face the facts… It will not end well for you
Prowl: Yes Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

Rule Thirty: If Ratchet is in one of his moods and throwing things around the med-bay…. avoid the area until he has calm down or enter at your own risk

Jolt: I am just going to say this… Prime and Prowl both got a fright of their life and that is very rare in itself… not to mention the dints they ended up with
Prime: And for that Ratchet got sent to the brig
Sides: Oh shit no way! Sunny guess where the old Hatchet is right now!
Sunny: Where?
Sides: The brig
Sunny: No fragging way!

Rule Thirty One: Do not make fun of Ratchet when he is in trouble, not only will you get put in the brig but you will end up getting hurt… by Ratchet himself

Skyler: Let's just say that Jolt ended up fixing the twins… that was once they got out of the brig. And Ratchet and the twins are not allowed any were near each other for the next two weeks

Rule Thirty Two: Do not interrupt Skyler while she is trying to watch Once Upon a Time

Crissy: Just ask Leo what happened
Issy: Oh and Miles
Megan: We can't forget Sam
Kendrix: or Will
Jessica: Epps
Crissy: Sunny
Issy: Sides
Megan: Optimus
Kendrix: Ironhide
Jessica: That random solider
Crissy: Mudflap
Issy: Skids
Megan: Jazz
Skyler: Okay I think everyone gets it you can all stop now
Kendrix: Oh what about Glenn we can't forget about him
Crissy: Oh and Jolt!
Issy: Blur
Skyler: Okay! They/We get it!
Megan: Oh! and Prowl
Skyler: Are you all done now?
Megan, Kendrix, Crissy, Issy, Jessica: Yep
Kendrix: Actually we also forgot Ratchet
Skyler: Okay seriously!
Crissy: Calm down we are down now *rolls eyes*
Issy: At least Barricade was smart enough not to do it
Megan: You have that right.

Rule Thirty Three: Also do not irrupt Skyler while she is watching; Orange is the new Black, House MD, Rizzoli and Isles, Orphan Black, or well basically any TV show she is watching

Kendrix: Just ask the people above

Rule Thirty Four: If Skyler is asleep do not wake her… only do it at your own risk

Jessica: You think Barricade would be smarter then that by now
Crissy: And Leo and Miles
Skyler: We are not doing this again

Rule Thirty Five: Yes Skyler got her tongue, belly and nose pierced and again no you cannot judge her

Kendrix: Wait until Barricade finds out
Barricade: You did what!
Megan: Here we go again…
Skyler: Again Barricade it is my body so my rules

Rule Thirty Six: Never ask Ratchet if he is Hormonal… you will get a lecture

Sam: Should I even bother asking who did this?
The girls: A very pissed off Skyler

Rule Thirty Seven: If the bots are doing something do not ask if they want a cookie they will throw it on the ground and step on it

Jessica: Skyler did it… and she started crying which then confused Prowl and Prime
Kendrix: I never have ever heard someone use so many curse words in English and Cybertornian
Skyler: And then I got into trouble from Prowl, and Prime and of course Megan,
Megan: Did you see what you did to Ironhide?
Skyler: He killed Chip

Rule Thirty Eight: Do not speak Parseltongue around the bots English is already hard enough for them to understand sometimes, we don't need to make it harder for them

Skyler: I can't help it, it is not my fault I know how to speak it… I am a Slytherin after all
Isabelle: Hufflepuff
Crissy: Ravenclaw
Megan: Gryffindor
Kendrix: Gryffindor
Jessica: Hufflepuff
Sam: Ravenclaw
Mikaela: Okay let's not do this again
Skyler: Still can't believe I am the only Slytherin *pouts*

Rule Thirty Nine: Do not call Prowl any colourful Cybertornian words

Skyler: Again you will get into heaps of trouble and end up in the brig
Jessica: When will you ever learn?
Kendrix: I doubt she ever will
Skyler: Nope… it is too much fun

Rule Forty: Do not make fun of Barricade and Skyler if you ever see them being cute and romantic

Skyler: He stopped doing it in public for two weeks, it was hard enough trying to convince him to start doing it again