It's past midnight, I'm about to eat some dear, and I'm a little tired right now. Happy food day people!

"So I just... put my hand on it? No blood, or-"

?guard-" What? Why would it... it'll pop up if you are wanted for anything."

?guard2-" Stop giving the lass a hard time. Just do as Dale said and everything will be ok."

I nod and thrust my hand out. Wait!

"No, no, no, no, and caught it! Wow, that was close!"

Dale-" OK! Not a criminal, yet. Get out of here before you break somthing."

Nice guard-" Try and not break any laws!"

Ok, time to look around! At least I'm near the front of the town. That way I can see all the shops. It looks like their all lined up on the main road, and all of the houses are behind them. I wonder what I can trade!

"Uh, rock place."

I bet they'll buy my stones! I push open the door to see shelves of stone. I wall up to the counter and ring the bell. And ring, ring, ring, rin-

?Male-" I'm coming! Just give me a minute! If this is about the-"

"I'd like to sell these."

We stare at each other for some time. After he blinks, he starts to look at them.

?male-" Six small earth crystals, four large earth crystals, two small fire crystals, five large fire crystals, and one giant water crystal. That would be... 40 gold coins."

I look around at the prices listed and pick up all my stones. Swindler!

?Male-" Wow, no need to be hasty their. I can-"

I walk across the street to the other shop with stones on it. Hopefully it's better.

?Old man-" Oh? What can I do for you? You looking to buy of sell?"

"Sell."

I dump the stones on the counter and wait.

?old man-" Hm, You get a good haul? 80 gold for all."

I nod my head to him. So much better. He counts out the coins and hands over the small sac.

"You can keep the bag, it's light and holds a lot. Cheap too. Good day to you."

I wave to him and walk on. Now that I got money, I need clothes! I walk into the first I find.

?male?-"Who opened... Oh you poor thing! We need to get you out of those rags! I won't take no as a answer."

Great, this guy looks like a peacock. Both figuratively and metaphorically.

"Hey, no touching! I'll-"

He takes me, drags me into the back room, and takes off my helmet. Is that how what I look like? My hair is so short I couldn't see it before, but now I know it's the color of the sun. God, I look like the typical elf Loli. I hate it so much! At least my skin gives me a nice green color. I'm pretty sure that would keep the elf lovers off my back.

?male?-" Well aren't you a beautifully budding flower. Now, what do you need?"

"I need somthing that can stretch, a lot."

He starts to open cabinets looking at different cloths.

?male?-" How far do you need it to stretch?"

"Max"

He puts up more then half of it.

?male?-" You must be a physical mage. If you want it to stretch that much, it'll have to be skin tight. If you want something different, you'll have to go to a big city. They mostly have better craftsmen their."

"Can I have it in Orange and yellow? With a sun motif?"

?male?-" Not what I would pick, but if you want it. Do you want your... hat colored and improved? Oh, that will be 20 gold for all of it. It'll be done later today, ok?"

I nod to the man and give him the coins. Time to look around more. Stables, inn, books, swords, and a camping shop. I'm going to the camping one.

?Female-" Hello! Welcome to... where are your parents young lady?"

"Dead, I'm looking for camping gear."

She gives me a sad look and starts to grab things.

?Female-" Here's everything you need for camping, you can have it for free, but I need you to come by at sunset. Is that ok?"

I nod to the lady and walk out. I'll leave the stuff here for now. So... sword shop?

?-" Hello. What. You. Want?"

Ok, creepy guy is as tall as me, but way wider.

" Need stuff to keep this sword good."

He picks it up in his claws and looks at it.

?-" Powerful. Elfn. Sword. No. Need. Sharpened."

"Trade?"

He starts to walk into the back and waves for me to follow him. Their is way better weapons here.

?-" Pick. Two."

"I'll take the... Huge sword and this dagger."

?-" Sword. Is. Always. Light. And. Dagger. Sharp. Here. Whetstone. For. Sword."

I put the dagger under my chest strap and carry the sword in hand. It feels like a stick to me. As I leave the shop, I start to move around my sword. Fun Fun Fun!

Crash

I cut a empty stall in two... I put a gold coin on the splinters and keep walking. No swinging in towns for now. I'll swing it around outside, later... What is that?

"Food... Smells good."

I walk into a building and sit down. Looks like a simple guild hall thing. I wait... and get up to wake up the waiter. Bad customer service right now! 2 stars!

"Wake up! I want food!"

She bolts up and starts to look around.

?female-" Guildmaster! I was just... Oh. It's just some brat. Go play or somthing."

I point my sword to the kitchen. Her eyes start to go wide at the sight.

"Food."

She takes one last look at the sword and walks back into the kitchen. I wait...

Cook-" I said what do they want! I got lots of food, but what type!"

" Eatable Food!"

Cook-" Eatable! Everything I make is eatable! Fuck it."

He walks out with a plate of eggs and eat. Oh, and milk!

"Thank you!"

I give the cook a gold coin. He looks at it and frowns. He walks back into the kitchen and brings out more food. Looks good...

Cook-" Here's the rest of it. If you want more to drink just yell some more."

What a nice dwarf. Or is he a halfling? Small man? Small man sounds right.

After I'm about halfway done, some dude walks in.

?Dude-" Wow, your not asleep right now! Too bad, I love scaring you up."

?Waiter-" You can thank the little bottomless pit over there. Now, what did you get this time?"

?Dude-" One Blue horn and a Black Jumper. The little fuck nearly got my throat."

she looks at the two bodies and sighs.

?Waiter-" Damn, that would have been nice... three gold and a rank up. Ya... your a Iron rank now. Try and hunt stronger monsters! You'll die faster that way!"

He grabs the coins and walks out. Cool, I wonder if they'll take my horns. I finish up my breakfast and walk up to her.

?Waiter-" What do you..."

"You buy them?"

?Waiter-" Is that a... Do you have a guild card?"

"No."

She crosses her arms

?Waiter-" All none guild sells are to be done by the Guildmaster. To bad for you, she's only wake when it's your bedtime."

I leave without a word. I need to find a empty field.

Hour later

Finally, I'm far enough away from people. Time for fun!

Swing Swing Wack

Oh, I hit the rock, but it just bounced off. I frogot it's light to me. It's not like I have the strength to do this right now. Whatever, it's time to sunbath.

Sunset

I guess I'll go pick up my cloths and see that lady.

?male?-" How are you doing darling? Here's your things, and I hope you don't mind, but I added a temp regular rune to it. Unless you jump into lava, you should be fine. Come again!"

I put the the outfit in a pot and wave goodbye. As I step out of the shop, I put on my helmet. Time for the final stop.

?Female-" Good, you came. I did want to drag you back. Your staying here tonight, and no buts. The bath is ready for you. After your done, come back here."

We stare at each for a few minutes before I enter the bathroom. Great... at least the wooden tube is way bigger than me.

"Scrub, scrub, in the tub, it's time to get clean."

God, if it wasn't for my cape covering most of me, I'd look like a murder hobo. After some time I get all of the junk. Man, my ears are as sensitive as... my... stuff. I put on my new cloths and walk out.

?Female-" Good, and... nice outfit. Up those stairs is my living area. Wait up their and I'll be up to make food."

I grab my things and walk up. I sit down and start to take apart my backpack / sled. Cool, this new backpack is bigger on the inside. How does my sword fit? It's like nine foot tall! It could even fit all my stuff with it inside! Well... it's pretty basic fantasy stuff.

?Female-" You look so much like... Ok, you want some food? It's important for growing girls."

"Yes."

She starts to cook up stuff. It smells sooo good.

?Female-" Eat up. When your done eating just pick a room. If you want, you can sleep with me tonight."

I eat the food as fast as I can without making a mess. I ate all of mine before she even eats half of hers.

"I'm gonna sleep."

I wave at her and pick a random room. It only has a bed, so I think it's a guest room. I put my bag down and cover up in my cape.

End. I think I'm getting better at wrighting word vomit so far. Hope someone likes this and happy food day.