Heyo people of the web, I'm doing it again! Hope you enjoy my mediocre work.

I'm just glad it's not goblins. Also, shouldn't skeletons smell bad? They are moving dead bodies, so why is everything soo oddly clean? Magic stuff?

Bonk

Thank you helmet, you've doing a good job. Hopefully this fight won't take too long. I may have greet power, but the larges mountains can be destroyed by mere ants.

Click, Click

I think I'll try and end this without burning the castle down. I'm just happy I haven't caused a forest fire... That last one... was... not me? Yep, not me.

SwishOh, I need to work on my restraint way more. At least the dead can rest now. All of them are in pieces. Wait, I meant peace.

"Wow, look at that big gash in the wall! I wonder who did it? They must be so big, and strong, and so manly to have cut such a big gash."

The inside of the place is pretty dusty, but not as bad as I thought it'd be. The floor is cold as balls in here though. One... two, a lot of creepy ass paintings. This is starting to look like a bad place. So far I'll only rank it three stars. If I can't find a good bed it'll be two stars.

"Oh, this room seems good. Maybe someone was here a little before the skeletons got here. There's not as much dust in here. That's a lot of wine bottles all around this room. Oh, that bed looks nice though. It's bigger then most people's houses and the blanks are thick fur. This is mine now.

Oh, this is good.

Morning

Uh, that was a good dream. I was... eating a good steak, and drinking a water thing? Ugh, my thinking isn't doing so good right now.

?-" Ah! What just hit me?"

Who in the-?

?-" Who am I? Who am I? I'm not the person who goes into peoples homes and hits them!"

" I said that out loud, didn't I? Uh, hello their lady I can't see. Do you know where some food is? I'm hungry.

?-" How did a little kid like you get past the guards? If they can't spot a baby crawling inside my very room they need to be fired."

I sit up and try to look around, but it's pitch black.

"Guards? You mean all the bones in the courtyard? I smashed them all with one swing of my sword!"

Smack?-" Sure you did, and I'm the Night Queen. Now put that on you little barbarian. Ugh, it's going to take forever to clean all of it."

I try to figure out what's happening around me, but it's too dark to see anything.

?-" Great, you don't have darkvision. Ugh, I hate doing this. Candlelight."

Oh, you threw a shirt. It'd be nice wear, if it wasn't so big. So... food?"

The teen(?) gets off the bed and walks back and forth.

?-" If I kill her, someone will most likely get mad. She smells of elfn blood. Could I just dump her in the woods? No, they may just blame it on me. Throwing her near the town and wiping her mind could work. Ya, that'll do."

Ya, no why in hell.

" Sunlight!"

The whole room lightens up. Oh, and she's hiding.

?-" Ok! The kitchen is three doors to the right! Just don't kill me, and leave in peace!"

Cool, food.

Door, door, and the food door is here. Ok, blood wine thing, more blood, and deer body it is. Flash cooking is so good to have. Now time to get info.

"Hey! I wana ask some stuff. Where are you?"

I see the bed shift.

?-" Go away! If you don't want to fight then leave! I just want to sleep more."

I jump up onto the bed and start to shake her with my foot, and shake...

?-" Ugh, what?"

" Hmm, who are you, what are ya doing, and do you have any pants? My last one I had to burn, because of a tracking rune."

?-" I'm Cattea, exiled noble of the Starless Queendom.-"

" Sounds weird, but ok."

Cattea-" Don't interrupt me you barbarian. Hm, right now I'm waiting for you to leave, so I can go back to sleep. Lastly, yes, I do have pants. Take them and go."

They are good pants. They even shrunk down to fit me. They're skin tight, but I don't care at this point. To bad the shirt is more like a dress on me, but it may fit my buff form.

" Thanks for the stuff, and goodbye. Sleep well."

As I walk away I see some of the skeleton shaking my way. Great, I'm going to fight again.

Boner-" Y yo you ma may have nocked u us out bu bu but we'll still defend her!"

Cattea-" She's leaving! I don't wana die yet, so get in here and change my sheets. They got dirty."

I'm feed, well rested, and ready to walk aimlessly more. Fun! It's also nice to know this world isn't some hentai harem anime. No one is allowed to touch my perfect body but me! Well... not that I do touch it like...

" Oh look! A thing that is distracting me from that train of thought."

Them are some big crystals on that bolder. I want them. Pulling, pulling harder, and I'm going up.

"Great, a big ass turtle. Stay still or die."

Cool, my idea of just pushing out my energy in waves works. Thanks Bleach, I wonder what else I could make from other anime? After this, flight!

" Thank you mr turtle for the crystals! I hope you live a long life, goodbye!"

Uuu, Mr turtle still won't move. Uh ya, I may wana stop my coat of fear.

"Wow, you can run fast Mr turtle, have fun!"

My pack has gotten noticeably heavier, but it's still ok. It's nothing to me! I'm about over the largest mountain to, and whatever is over there will define what I do next.

"Oh ok, it's ether a ocean or a huge lake. I'm not getting a hundred feet near the water, but hopefully there'll be a fishing Village on the coast or near it."

I could just walk, but I wana try flying. It'll be so cool.

"Flying Sun!"

OMG, this is so fun! I'm like a jet in the sky, looking down on everything -"

"Ugh, I'm... so sleepy..."

Wait, I'm falling right now... Gravity isn't fun! I'm... I burned up my reserves! I gota... ugh, what was I-"

" Oh fuck!"

I changed to my flowing state in time and fired a blast of fire to slow me down, but I'm so tired right now. I landed on my front, but I'm ok, who knew molten glass felt so good? It's like a warmer in- a-

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