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Death Musume 3: ...what

I'm sure by now you've all seen the ad for Drive-In Tori.

That's them. That's Death Musume. Green Face. Whatever.

I guess this is their way of doing marketing? Drive-In Tori isn't exactly the biggest place out there, but they're not the biggest band out there, so I guess it makes sense?

I'm confused. Zero seems on point though.

Yeah. I don't really know what else to say.

#DeathMusume #GreenFace #NotMetal #IStillDontKnowWhatIWatched

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New Sideblog!

So, things are getting kind of ridiculous with #DeathMusume . I'm pretty sure they no longer qualify as Death Metal, but I still want to post about them somewhere. There's some new info that I've gotten ahold of recently, and I want to just have a comprehensive place to put everything I've gotten so far. So, if you're interested go follow Death-Faced-Franchouchou

#DeathMusume #GreenFace #Franchouchou #NotMetal #NewBlog

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Welcome!

Hey! Welcome to this blog. I'm not quite sure what the focus of this is going to be yet, but it will definitely have to do with the rising stars of the idol genre, Franchouchou! This is gonna be a hell of a ride, so sit tight. -Mod DeathMusume

#NotFranchouchou #ModDM

Death-Faced-Franchouchou

Yo. Disregard that last post. Mod DM and I have it Figured Out Already. Hes gonna focus on Tracking Down Anything and Everything Franchouchou and talk about them as their Superficial "Zombies Pretending theyre Not Zombies" Story, while I Analyze their Music for Deeper Meaning and what they're Really Trying to Say. Why am I getting Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Flashbacks...? -Mod GreenFace

#NotFranchouchou #ModGF

Death-In-Saga

Hey, SagaMetalHead and I are Moderating a New Blog called Death-Faced-Franchouchou about That Band he and I have been Talking About. There wont be any more posts about them on our Personal Blogs, itll all be there. Check It Out.

#NotDeathMetal #DeathMusume #GreenFace #Franchouchou

Death-Faced-Franchouchou

Gruella Concert, Gatalympics, Website?

Franchouchou participated in the Gatalympics! ...Okay? Yeah, things have been kinda weird, but I'll take what I can get. They're kind of hard to make out, since after the first event they're all covered in mud, but it's hilarious watching them struggle at these events.

Zero has managed to somehow make me more scared of her. That swing was terrifying.

My favorite moment has to be Kotoaro Tatsumi. I'm pretty sure this guy's their manager, or at least their driver. I saw him hanging out in the wings at RIP Night Fes, and he was in the audience at the, uh, other thing. Anyways he just gets up, not wearing even a fraction of something Franchouchou-related (unless you count the Fried Squid in his pocket. That's a reference that 99% of people won't get), and when given a chance to talk ON THE MIC, all he says is "I'm gonna do my best."

Fun fact: He's also the only person who actually made it across the biking segment.

The entire thing was kind of an advertising scheme, similar to the Drive-In Tori commercial. They were wearing what I can only presume are Official Franchouchou T-shirts, and geez I want one!

More importantly, it looks like they did a guerrilla concert... somewhere! No location is given, but presumably its somewhere in Saga. They did a new song, Mezame Returner, and it followed the same tropes as their previous song... mostly.

See, it started off a bit higher quality than their last two shows. The metal one they weren't really given a chance to do anything idol-esque, and last time it didn't really feel like they all had one thing in mind. This time it actually felt like they were doing a real idol song, albeit not that great. There was a bit of a crowd, but something happened about halfway through. The video makes it look like 6 tripped, but I can't really be certain.

So, we have our idol thing, we have our breakdown. What genre did they go into this time?

Ladies and Gentlemen and What Have You, they played us like a damn fiddle.

The missing idols come in from out of frame, and the background track skips back. The actual song is the idol song.

Ironically, now that they've gotten their act together, the audience has cleared out, leaving the camera with a great view of the group. This is the first time we've heard them all, like, actually singing. I know this is ironic coming from me, but their performance back in RIP Night Fes wasn't exactly singing, and a rap battle doesn't really count either. Now I'm no expert in the genera, but after the fake-out it was pretty good! Other than the obvious pun with "Returner," though, nothing was really added to the Zombie narrative. I suppose they can't exactly hide anything important in a guerrilla show, but it was a minor let down.

Fortunately, for the first time, you all can watch their performance too! Not just the gruella performance, but everything Franchouchou has done so far has been uploaded to idol . geocitys . co . jp / franshu ! Footage of the Gatalympics, the gruella performance and their two other shows is all ready and available, 100% Free!

No, they did not sponsor me. To be honest, with how unintuitive and bland the website is I doubt they have the money to sponsor anything. They probably blew it all on their special effects.

Anyways, there's one last thing the website told us. Apparently they're going to be newcomers at this year's Saga Rock concert! Mod GreenFace and I already have tickets because I wanted to see Melancholy X, so I'm super hyped!

Gee, I wonder what genre of song they're doing at Saga Rock. A real mystery. Quite the head scratcher. Hmmmmmmmmmm….

Well anyways, that's all I have for today. I probably won't be making another post until Saga Rock, but Mod GreenFace said he wanted to make a comment or two, so stay tuned for that.

Have a good one, Franchousteins! -Mod DeathMusume

#Franchouchou #Gatalympics #Website #GuerrillaConcert #ModDM

Death-Faced-Franchouchou ⇄ Death-In-Saga

SagaMetalHead and I currently have Two Bets going on about Death Musume/Green Face/Franchouchou. The First Bet is if they'll Change Their Name again. I bet Yes, but now that theyre Signed Up for a Large Concert as Franchouchou, and the Website Calls Them That Too, it looks like im Losing That Bet.

The other Bet we have is if the Zombie aspect that has been Hinted At is supposed to be Literal or Metaphorical, and with the More Recent Content I think im Winning That Bet.

Simply Put, neither the Gruella Concert nor the Gatalympics showed Any Signs of Zombie-ness, but in My Theory fit in Perfectly. Let Me Explain:

First, let's look at the Gruella Concert. They're literally Fumbling Around on the Streets, hoping Anyone will Notice Them. Looking It Up, this Concert was Not Listed Anywhere, and therefore Technically Illegal. Oops. But think about What That Means: In these times, Groups have to Break The Law just to be Noticed.

The New Song, Mezame Returner, is, when you Think About it, a very Typical Idol Song. The Entire Song is about how If You Want Something and Work Hard Enough, you will Get It. It also has Themes of the Power of Teamwork. The Narrative clearly goes with Three and Fours Absence during the First Half, and how much They Improved after Three and Four Returned. However, This Song is Also Framework for a Narrative. It is the Beginning of a Journey. The Beginning of a Saga, If You Will.

Every Idol Group starts with Big Dreams, and Wants To Be The Best. All you Have To Do is Work Hard, and you'll Make It, Right?

Well, that has Yet To Be Seen. My Hypothesis is that This is a Set Up.

Franchouchou Is Set Up To Fail.

All this talk of Big Dreams and "Just Have To Want It" will only make it A Bigger Gut Punch when, Narratively at Least, Everything Crashes And Burns.

Keep a Pin In That. It's Time for the Gatalympics.

Okay, Ill get it Out Of The Way. This was clearly an Advertising Scheme, same as the Drive-in Tori Commercial. Sidenote, Theres definitely Things to be Said about That Commercial, but Im Still Not Sure What They Are.

There is More to the Gatalympics, however. The Very Concept of Advertising at the Gatalympics is, well, disappointing. They would Not Be The First, but theres a Lack of Dignity that Goes Along with Getting Covered In Mud for Trying To Do Anything. Its a Blast to Watch, but to Advertise during that? Theres a Level You Have To Stoop To.

These Girls are Trying Their Hardest, and their Reward is, literally, to be Thrown Into The Mud.

Then, look at Kotaro. He's Franchouchous manager, and out of Anyone should be Advertising the Most.

He does... Absolutely Nothing. He Doesnt wear a Franchouchou Shirt, when Given a Chance To Speak he make No Other Comment than, "Im Gonna Do My Best," and Most Tellingly hes Not Just the Only Member of Franchouchou, but the Only Person At The Entire Event that Did Not Fall Into The Mud during the First Event.

I could go on, but I Believe my Point Has Been Made.

#Franchouchou #Gatalympics #GuerrillaConcert #MetOfPhorical #Re #ModGF