A/N: This was the result of a drabble switch with Anamary Armygram.
U.N.C.L.E. Multifunction Unit 245.1—nicknamed Jack by personnel—is truly amazing to behold. No heavier than a fencing foil, a bit thicker than a pencil, and barely two feet long, it could very well be mistaken for an elongated communicator. However, this silver wonder—thus far distributed to fifteen elite agents—is equipped to perform twenty-four highly specialized functions, including fire extinguisher, camera, tape recorder, ultraviolet light, laser microphone, gas pistol, and pastry piping bag.
Not to mention, Napoleon thought as, with one last pry, the trap door creaked open, it makes an excellent crowbar.