A/N: This is a birthday gift for Anamary Armygram.
"But she adores me, Illya. Haven't you noticed how she walks over whenever I enter the room?"
"If you know what's good for you, you'll stay away from her. She's poisonous through and through. "
"I think you're just jealous, Tovarisch." Still, Napoleon backed off from the terrarium. The leggy blonde spider did cut a kind of menacing figure, now that he looked at it.
"Do you name your lab animals?" he asked as Illya swiftly removed the terrarium's lid and tossed in a cricket.
"Not usually, but I made an exception for this one."
"Oh?"
"Yes. I call her Angelique."