A/N: I GET REVIOW STAYTING THIS IZ TROL FIK! I IS WRITING DIS 5 MY OWN ENERTANMENT!
ron weasley-dumblewhore hatd me. he wanted 2 b wit me bc i iz so awsome. so he insluted blaze bye calling him gay. he also wuz secretly gay 4 hermooooooooone but since hermooooooooone iz a guy bretending 2 b a gurl, he izn't gay. also his pairents r dumblewhore and sanpe.
i ran into my bedroom and put on 40 layrs of eyeliner so wehn I cried, my teers wuld b black. weazel also wore eyeliner but he never admited it to any1. he was such a butthole!!111 i hated him sumtimes!
i looked at weazel and he wuz reddy to go. we were going 2 put poopy-pills in ron's drik. den he wuld hav 2 go potty evry 5 minutes. "dat iz such a gud Ikea" weazel roared
"since wen can u red my mnid" asked
"u hav been talking bout it 4 da past 5 minutes" depressus joined in
"oh rite i has memeory problems." i admitted
im soooo exzited weazel said
So was i