A/N: fuk u peeps
i went 2 da grate hal I saw piel off shite. "wat da fuk?" i sad
"me stomach ahurty," won weeesley compliant
"dat don't meen u can sit in da middul of da hall."
and den all of a suden, ron ran away. I feeled bad 4 3 sexonds and den I foolowed him 2...da boys bafroom!1!11111!!!!!!!
"y art thou in here." an horrible man with long blonde heir with purple tips red tripes und bleu zagzigs luked at me.
"I hav evry rite 2 be in heer u stupid, preppy, dummie, motherfucker."
"well my name is Luscious Malfoy and I say ur a gurl so u don t belong her."
"well me looky for some1."
"who u lucking four?"
"Me lick for roneld weezly."
"wheel he iz in da stall."
"Fank oo."
i lucked into da stall (I climbed under it) and saw Ronnie klutched on da seat enERgetic. "my belly js hurry. I am in pain"
"well we gav oo lakativws bec u r so meen to my freinds"
"why u got to be mean like dat?"
"u were rood"
and then...he started to kiss me. I kissed back until me rememeber dat he shite on da floor."ew no stawp."
"fine"
Den I herd Luscious call me and I go away