Planetary

by xXPINEAPPLEZZZXz

Scarlett, a Slytherin girl who is in her seventh year at Hogwarts. She has a crush on Blaise Zabini. Unfortunately, everyone seemes to force her away from him using various methods. Set in a seventh year Hogwarts AU.

5. luscious the hooflepoof

Lusciouss malfoi take me to da hooflepof coomon room. he grab me by hair and hells 'scraloot i wanna have six with u'

'no fuk off u mommy fookin bithc'

'but i liek being a pedophile.'

'well go rape ron then he likes dick in butt.'

'but scarlett, he defecated on da foor.'

'go fuck off' i slap him in the head.

all of a sudden, luscious takes off all of his clothes and i scream, he wuz glnna rape me11! it wuzn't fiar, i did nothing to deserve it exept feed ron lakatives and make him sit on the floor1. i wuz angry becus i didnt wanna be raped. i start to scream and lusciius takes of his pants and i see his iunferwear. i scream because his coc was almost as long as depressius' but not as long. nobodysdickl was as long as depressus'. and ten he takes off his shit and his panties and i scream becauz he looked just luek weaslke but not exatly like weasle.

and then WEAZLE cums in and yells 'don't rape scar dad!'

'fuck off draco i never liked you.\

'i nevr liked u either dad111!'

and then weazle pulls me out of da room and says, 'sorry dad is weird, he once had sex wth a tree. also would u liek to go out wit me, scar, u awezum unicorn.'

i nearly scream