"nah fish dude you don't actually stand up when i fucking say please stand up," Dave berated, "that destroys the comedic situation provided by the actual slim from the original song."

Eridan took off his set of headphones, placing them near the recording machine Dave had bought in a few hours ago. The time had pretty much flown since then, as Dave had found Eridan in the library and instantly gotten to work creating something he called a 'parody song', one involving the very fish dude himself. Eridan had no idea what prompted this sudden burst of inspiration; maybe there wasn't any particular reasoning, just like a lot of his actions. Now the two sat together, recently finishing up the song and working out some kinks with the lyrics.

"dont fuckin snap at me im just so flattered by this ridiculous song that i feel like i got an obligation to do it," Eridan replied.

Dave sighed, obviously a little bit frustrated, "god damn it i come to you with the intention of writing a nice and friendly rap song that may or may the fuck not infringe on copyright and you throw it in my damn face? you insult me fish dude and you insult my family legacy."

"your wwhat noww legacy?"

"man you just dont STOP with the insults jegus christ cool it."

"wwell fuck dont blame me its kinda hard to concentrate wwhen shes here." Eridan ended his sentence by pointing to the third person at the small table, an extremely intoxicated Seer of Light.

The Seer lazily looked between the two, a goofy smile spread wide across her face, and said, "Oh, don't you two worry 'bout liggle ol' me. I'm jusd here to watch two ov my closeted friends create sweet, sweet *hic* music together."

"the only damn thing closeted on this meteor are Eridans shitty capes cthulhu chick," Dave replied, "its kind of hard to ignore you when you just stare at us like were the last piece of bacon at the annual Guy Fieri convention."

"Well I mean, you manarged it for the last few ours," Rose claimed, shrugging.

"wwhered you evven get the substance anywway i thought youd havve given up after last time."

"Oh, why ye sEridan, you ruining my dres sand pushing Kanaka and I into an isolaided room together where we bofe had our cloths off turned me away from the devils drunk for the res tof eterminity."

Dave raised his hands in protest. "wait wait wait. ignoring the fact that half the words you just said weren't anywhere near legible are you implying that you actually made it to fifteenth base on the first fucking date?"

Rose raised an eyebrow. "Fiveteenth?"

"you know. did yall end up banging?"

The drunkard waggled her finger. "A lady doesn't kis sand tell, my dear baby Strider." She then raised her hand to cover the side of her mouth, and audibly whispered to Dave, "But you better damn well know I done wen tand did that sexy vampire like I was in a Stephenie Meyer novel."

"woah cthulhu chick we got ourselves a fish child in the vicinity hes like a month old in fish years."

"speakin' of bangin'" Rose began, turning to Eridan with an outstretched finger, "you given your ghost spider girlfriend the ol' fish stick yet?" She gave a wink for good measure, nearly tipping her chair over in the process as she lent in.

"i dont think one of the bases invvolvve cannibalism. and besides its only been a month wwere no wwhere near that stage of the relationship."

"no dude shes talking about filling buckets like theres no tomorrow."

Eridan scowled. "of course not the twwo of us decided wwe wwere gonna wwait until the right time you knoww."

Rose smirked. "Did both of yous decide that or did she decide that?"

"does it matter wwhats wwith the damn questions im just tryin to not fuck up this relationship up like i did wwith the other serket."

"Well she's alls ready dead, so ya can't have a repleat incident like the last chick you hadda crush on."

Eridan narrowed his eyes. "fuck you. as much as i appreciate your hostility wwhile intoxicated you go a little ovverboard wwith this shit."

"HA!" Rose laughed, "I get it. Overboard. Because you were a pirate! Class-*hic* angry Eridan."

"dude shes fucking out of it i wouldnt even try to make sense of her intentions."

"Oh!" Rose exclaimed suddenly, raising her drink and sloshing a small bit of it onto her hair. "Speakin gof angry, how's boy-toy Gam-Gam coming along?"

"fuck if i knoww last i evven saww him was before you and kan started datin. i mean god damn it hes goin the wway of vvris by just ignorin me until i get the message and givve up. like id wwant at least a message sayin 'fuck you dont talk to me anymore' instead of this 'should i shouldnt i' bs."

"Oh, you poor fiash baby boy, I thought Gamezis would've worked out a schedule between you and Terizal like a courteous gentletroll."

Eridan raised an eyebrow, looking over to an equally confused Dave before looking right back to the Seer. "wwhat does that mean?"

"Hmm? What does what mean?"

Eridan groaned out of frustration. "the part about ter wwhat the fuck did you mean?"

"Oh! I fought he told you about that. You know he's smashing Terimble on the side, right?"

"wait wait wait," Dave halted, "tzs dating clown guy on the side?"

"Yeah, as a Kismimble or something likes that."

"oh right i forgot that was even a thing. thats kind of not okay with me if were being honest. i thought i made it clear that i wasnt fine with the whole multiple relationship troll thing but i guess were going to have to talk about it again."

"Aww, there thar my wittle Knight bro, you'll still have Karat and Erinad to make out with or whatever the frick boys do in their spare time together."

"are you kidding eridans got a smoking hot babe of a ghost girlfriend and him and crab douche seem tighter than a goddamn baby with an overprotective mother on the cusp of losing custody they dont have room for a third wheel. speaking of fish dude," Dave turned to face Eridan, "how are you doing with thi-" Dave looked around confusedly, finding Eridan's seat empty. "where the shit did he go?"

Rose raised a finger. "I think I saw him head somehere towoods Terepy Pipes room?"

"oh shit," Dave exclaimed, 'oh shit! fuck i got to make sure he doesn't do anything rash. you stay here cthulhu chick."

Rose gave a wave as Dave ran in the opposite direction. "You got it Davey!" Rose sighed as he exited the room, before whispering to herself, "I wonder what Kapana is doing?"