Prince of Heart: :o(

"no no wwhat the actual fuck ARE you doin?" Eridan asked, watching Roxy wave his wand around in front of him after he let her borrow it in order to teach her some of his scientific wizardry. The girl had seemed quite eager once she learned of his wand and ability to shoot pure white beams from it, including the fact that she was 'like, the biggest wizard fan ev-ER!' which gave her some of his sympathy since he was once a major fan of the fictitious concept of wizards. Though this girl seemed quite set on the fact that he was one, and for some reason, Eridan had given up on his intense beliefs on the fact that magic wasn't real long ago and just gave a simple chuckle and shrug of the shoulders at her claim. He sat with his arms wrapped around his legs as he watched the girl twirl around the wand in fluttery but somehow still forceful in her movements, getting frustrated at her inept ability to handle the wand.

Eventually he got himself up, sighing, and paced over to the girl as she grunted in frustration, "ugh this is bs! does this thing even work or are you pullin my leg perhaps?"

"there aint no leg pullin here girl it should be pretty fuckin easy," Eridan replied, taking the wand off her and pointing it at a nearby wall. He took one sigh, and in an instant, shot a beam straight into the wall, making a shallow indent in the wall as it had all the other times he shot the wall. The girl recoiled at the sudden nature of the shot, before a wide smile spread to her face and she let out a giddy laugh, grabbing onto Eridan's shoulder and squeezing it tightly.

"now me now me!" she told him, prompting him to give her his wand, and she quickly aimed it at the wall and made a jerky movement in an attempt to cast it.

As her eyebrow burrowed and her lips pursed, Eridan groaned in frustration and moved around the girl to her right side. "no no youre doin it all wwrong damn it." He placed his arm around the girls own arm, grabbing her hand that held the wand, as well as moving in close behind her and producing a soft, surprised moan before the girl seed to get comfortable in his grasp. "firstly your grasp is real tight you gotta loosen it a bit." He shook her hand a little, loosening it. "then you really gotta make yourself frustrated. like wwhen im angry i really believve in the beam and it just fuckin appears."

"so i just have to believe?" Roxy asked. "thats what ive been doin tho."

"then i dont knoww wwhy it aint wworkin it should be firing off white hot loads of magic beams."

"hmm," Roxy pondered, "white hot loads you say? i mean i coud think of those but i dont think thatll help with this. but i could always go for a load lmao specially if its from your wand fuckin wonk."

Eridan felt the girl wriggle her lower torso a bit. "yeah thats wwhat wwere tryin to do here girl wwhy do you think im helpin you?"

Roxy softly groaned, "n/m."

"also did you just say 'lmao' out loud instead of actually laughing?"

"yeah i do it all the time cmon fish boy."

"huh. strange. anywway," he guided her hand slowly to point at the wall across from them that he had demonstrated his abilities on, "lastly you just point it wwhere you wwanna fire and then…" And as he had intended, a short beam blasted out from the wand and straight into the wall, making another indent in it.

The girl made a squeal of happiness, pulling away from Eridan and jumping up and down in excitement. "omg omg! that was the SHIT!"

"yeah it is real fuckin cool." Eridan held his wand that he took off Roxy again, sighing and examining the indents in the wall, scorched and blackened by the many shots to it. While the girl revelled in her giddiness, he sighed and looked around the room, focusing his vision on a blank slate of wall near him, thinking about the situation in hand, before he heard audible voices from the cell across from them, a girl and a boy voice. The boy had a posh accent, one much like Eridan, whilst the girl had a tone that Eridan recognized and remembered with certainty. He moved swiftly to the door, wrapping his hands around the bars and glaring through to the room across to the other, and noticing just what he thought it was. In that room, exactly like the one Eridan stood in now, contained two people; that green themed human, as well as Eridan's matesprit Aranea.

Roxy weaselled her way beneath Eridan so she could see out the window as well. "wait whats happening?"

Eridan's grip tightened around the bars as he scowled, "thats my girlfriend wwith that wwretchful human piece of garbage!" Eridan let go of the bars in anger, and paced to the middle of the room.

"aw girlfriend what- i mean oh man thats a tough break." Roxy moved away from the door and took place beside it. "sounds like you need to get a better one asap."

"i cant believve it that she wwould come back to life and the first the fuckin FIRST thing she does in go straight to that human bulge-sack!"

Roxy nervously chuckled, "hey now jake isnt that bad. like he wouldnt steal another guys gal."

Eridan gripped his wand tightly. "its not him its FUCKIN HER. wwhat kinda matesprit comes back to life and doesnt evven come to see her boyfriend but instead goes to see the boy RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKIN WWAY. i need to fuckin get in there."

"but there is no way dude," Roxy stated, "didnt you hear jakes v v scary grandma?"

"she can hunt me dowwn all she wwants im a high blood i can take the hits." He turned towards the door, feeling a slight heat coming off his wand as his frustration grew. "but i aint lettin that girl not knoww howw angry i am at her." He gritted his teeth, the heat of his wand growing with each passing second, before he locked eyes with the door, raising his glowing white stick, and blasted a large beam through it, consequently smashing a hole through it and the door behind it. He heard both characters yelp through the blast, the smoke settling and finally looking at the two behind the door. Aranea stood still, shocked, still in her FLARPing outfit from the pirate ship, whilst the boy shook a little in his tightfitting and revealing outfit, entirely a lighter golden yellow with no proper pants, just what seemed like spandex underwear.

"Jesus scooby shagging christ bro you scared the scott out of me!" the boy said, adjusting his glasses. "But id recognise that scowl anywhere! Youre my friend from the dream bubble a few months back!" Eridan had forgotten his anger for Aranea, focusing it entirely on the boy as his wand began to glow again. "I cant believe it its been so long! How have you been with your rapscallion ways and fancy british accent like mine? Oh but where are my manners!" The boy outstretched his arms and began to approach him. "Come here buddy and give me a bro hug!"

As the boy approached, Eridan felt a familiar feeling inside him. That rage from three years ago that his former moirail had incited within him. That anger that he had been betrayed and used by others for their own gain but… he didn't know for what. This should be as simple as can be but Eridan was angry. So. Ridiculously. Angry. His matesprit stood there without a word, and the world seemed to move in slow motion, before with a flick of the wrist, he raised his wand and shot a short beam straight through the approaching human. No thought. No logic. Just pure, unadulterated rage. The boy fell back and hit the floor with a loud thud, blood spraying out and covering the floor as Eridan heard a large dong over the thud, but made nothing of it.

Jake English: Death Unjustified.

He heard a scream come from beside him, as well as a shocked but silent expression from his matesprit, before her teeth gritted and fist closed. "You. Y8U! Y8U… Y8U FUCKING IDI8T!"

Aranea raised her hand, Eridan feeling himself lift off the ground with it, and he let out one simple word, "aranea?"

And with one flick of her wrist, Eridan found himself thrown through the wall, blowing directly through the thick bricks, across the prison and ending up against a small wall, purple much like the rest of the buildings. He fell forward, landing on his hands and knees, before looking up in pain to see Aranea angry and seemingly intent on hurting him.

"You A8solute fuc8ing IDIOT!" she yelled at him, hovering menacingly over him. "I had everything s8rted out, and th8n you c8me in and destr8yed the only 8it of F8CKING H8PE I had to copl8te my plan!"

"i i im sorry!" Eridan stuttered in shock.

"Sorry? SORRY? Sorry w8n't bring b8ck th8 only ch8nce I had to s8ve this d88med session!"

Eridan felt himself lifted up again, before he was lifted up and thrown across to the opposite wall, crashing through it and starting to damage his hard to kill sea-dweller body. As he laid on the ground he felt his right arm and back start to groan in a stiff pain, and as he stood up, his legs started to wobble and his stomach ached him. His mouth leaked a little blood, the violet trail running from the right side of his mouth to his chin, then dropping off and onto the ground.

"Like I seduced you 8ecause I th8ught it would h8ve 8een useful to me, 8ut instead the 8nly fucking thing you do is d8stroy all h8pe for my fucking pl8n!"

"wwait you… you didnt evven like me?"

"Who the f8ck CO8LD? Look at y8u! Y8ur a pessimistic assh8le who will fucking kill his w8y out of a situ8tion he doesn't underst8nd! What have you g8t g8ing for you? I was only n8t disgusted by kissing y8u 8ecause at least y8ur hot!"

Eridan stiffened, his lip quivering as he attempted to prevent himself from crying. "i i…"

"And now y8u turned out to 8e a detriment t8 me rath8r than an asset! And I'll fucking k8ll you for all you've put m8 through!"

As Eridan saw her about to throw him across the way telekinetically, he felt a pair of thin arms wrap around his torso, and felt himself embrace the void as everything turned to black.