"You thought we were gonna do a retread of this for the third time, huh?" Funky Kong chuckled as he was polishing his surfboard while sitting on his Flame Runner, with the lights illuminating off of him and his shiny bod. "Well you thought wrong, because we here like to make our stories more unique compared to the past, since in the present we're always thinking ahead for the future so that we don't have to go through-"
Korrina farted out a huge bassy explosion that caused one of the private rooms within the Funky Stadium that the two were in to collapse, with the gassy girl giggling in an embarrassed tone as she rubbed the back of her head, still farting as most girls in these stories would.
"Sorry, funky monkey... I can't help it if my farts are destructive!" Korrina apologized, with her flatulence being muffled by the rubble she was in. "I don't know how to hold myself back!"
"You don't, but we do!" King Bob-omb said as he and the Goomba King showed up on the scene to arrest her. "And we're here to put a stop to this flatulent mayhem that you keep causing!"
"Eep!" Korrina gasped as she popped her entire body out of the rubble via her farting, peeing herself from getting spooked. "Where did you come from?"
"Blame the developers!" Goomboss shouted as he and the Big Bob-omb proceeded to attack the stinky female gym leader in an unflattering fashion like their actual boss battles would entail. "And you can think on how to control yourself, in the slammer!"
And in turn, Korrina farting her butt off would continue on, even with her knocked out and sent to jail.
Expecting Anything Else? Too Bad!