day 26: "awful graffiti art"

Adrien felt the wind in his hair as he rushed across the rooftops of Paris. He was meeting up with Ladybug for a quick midday patrol of the city.

Oh Ladybug. Just the thought of her stirred a rumble in his chest. What he felt for her he couldn't exactly explain. But what he knew was that he wanted to spend every walking, talking, breathing second of his life with her. He wanted to know who she was under the mask, who her family was, where she was from, how old she was, all of her hobbies and interests, and if she was into anime. He wanted to know what she looked like underneath the suit and what her personal style was. Adrien wanted to scream his love for her from the rooftops (and some nights he might have).

Not really realizing it, Chat had made it to the rendezvous point. He checked his watch. He was five minutes early. He looked around. Ladybug was definitely on her way.

Curious, Chat extended his baton while holding on to the top of it. He flew upwards into the air and moved around it almost as gracefully as an exotic dancer to get a clear view of the city.

Three blocks down he could see Ladybug. She was on a roof, looking down upset about something. Intrigued, Chat shortened up his baton before taking off in her direction.

"My Lady, what seems to be the iss-"

Chat skidded to a stop, nearly falling off the rooftop. The view before him was magnificent. In full glory, drawn out for all of Paris to see was a mural of Ladybug and Chat Noir in pinup.

Adrien's jaw dropped. His lady was exactly as he had always imagined her. Her body was lean, but strong looking. Everything about her was absolutely perfect.

He awoke from his trace with a sudden pain at the base of his head.

"Come on, Kitty," Ladybug said, obviously in distress. "We gotta find a way to get rid of this!"

Chat rolled his eyes. "It's very artistic, bugaboo. There's no reason to get rid of art."

Reasoning with her was no use. "We cannot have the rest of Paris seeing this." Ladybug was obviously upset. "What will they think of us after? What will come about because of it?"

Chat put his hand on her shoulder. "How about we let the authorities take care of it. We can call into the police department and kindly ask them to remove it."

She shook off his idea. "That would take forever. By the time it's gone all of France will have seen it!"

A lightbulb lit up above her head. "LUCKY CHARM!" she shouted.

The object that fell out of the air was far from useful. "A camera? Wow thanks Tiki."

Chat chuckled. "See? Just let it play out, M'lady. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?"

Ladybug sighed. "You're right, Chat. We are just lucky to have fans that want to immortalize us with their artistic vision."

"Indeed, bugaboo. Indeed."