Same stuff as the last chapter cause nothing happened in the last fifteen minutes

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Chapter: 23

"You feel it too, Kaori?" Darien asked as he guided Heero down the stairs and out onto the sidewalk.

"Yeah, I feel it. Duo's been gaining more power, and Alex's power is beginning to rise in response to that." Kaori replied. She didn't make eye contact with Darien, she just continued walking.

"Feel what?" Vicky asked, " What's going to happen?"

Darien looked at Vicky, "It seemed to have slipped my mind that you don't have to go through this because you're the Warrior Woman. You don't have to worry about a mate."

Heero stopped, a shocked look on his face, "mate?" he asked.

"Yes, mate. Duo is Alex's mate and Alex is Duo's mate. They go way back, Heero, to around the time of the Egyptians before Christ was born." Kaori said.

Darien growled and rolled his eyes. "Please, stop referring to my father as Christ. The fact that we share the same name just bothers me. He said that he prefers to be called JC."

"Well, do you want to know something Darien?" Kaori asked, turning to face the blonde haired God, "I don't give a flying hoot what he wants to be called. He's your father, the almighty Jesus Christ-"

"-JC, thank you very much. You do talk awfully loud, Kaori, Elemental Goddess of Water."

The four heavenly entities turned to the young blue haired man that appeared before them. He was wearing a pair of swimming trunks, he had a tattoo of a roaring lion on his right forearm, a tattoo of barbed wire around his left forearm, and he was wearing a spiked necklace. His blue hair was spiked in such a way that it made him seem like he was a porcupine on the rampage. Through his lip, he had a lip rip as well as a nose ring with a chain that connected both nose ring to lip ring. He stood there smiling at the two shocked deities, the single human, and his son. "What? Aren't you going to give your dear old father a hug, Dar?"

Darien sighed and stepped forward, embracing the man and turning to address the three people around him. "Everyone, I'd like you to meet my father, Jesus Christ."

Jesus Sighed, "I keep telling you, Dar, the name is JC."

"I refuse to call you anything other then your real name. I will not call you JC, and if you keep persisting to tell me to call you JC, then I'll go to grandpa and ask him to get you to stop."

"His name is G-Man, Dar. Come on, get with the times."

Heero couldn't believe who he was looking at. This was a once in a life time experience. His jaw hung open as if it was on hinges and the hinges just didn't work. This blue haired Man with piecings all over the place and tacky hawaiin shirts as Jesus Christ. THE Jesus Christ and not just some joker.

JC turned to Heero, "Dude, your jaw is hanging. Kindly stick it back in your mouth and stop staring. It's rude to stare."

Immediately Heero's head turned to look at Vicky. She was staring at him as well, but with a less shocked look. The blue haired man began talking to his son, Kaori sticking in her two cents every no and then. As they spoke, Rain began to fall and the wind began to pick up. It became increasingly harder to speak as their hair becme plastered to their foreheads and their cloaks and clothes started flying every which way.

"Dad, why are you here exactly? Normally you're out trying to catch the big wave down in some surfing state. Why are you here, Here, in this weather, in this area?" Darien asked sighing.

"Because the great God of Death has begun to be reborn. I am God in my father's stead. So I must be here when he is reborn. I hear that the Goddess of Death has to parade these new powers into place, almost like a cattle drive." JC replied, tilting his head up and staring at the sky. "Did you know, that the Goddess of Death was put to sleep five hundred and ten years ago in this weather?"

"No, I had no idea. You never tell me anything that happens. You just let it whack me in the face as it swings by." Darien walked off to the side of the road. Walking down the sidewalk, he listened as the others walked with him. They were silent as he questioned his father. Kaori was the only person other then himself that actually knew what his father looked like.

"I did not just let it whack you in your face. You do know that she's gonna need that book." JC said, never taking his eyes from the skies as the dark clouds circled about.

Darien's attention turned to his father. "What book?"

"The book on her past life that Meryl gave to Darlene."

"Who the hell is Darlene?" Darien asked, "And who is Meryl?"

JC sighed. His son was way to young to be able to understand who Darlene and Meryl were. "Meryl is an ancient witch, older then even you my son." He pulled his lip ring into his mouth, biting down on the metal ring. "By far, Dar, she is a lot more wise then you. Then again, being older does make you wiser"

"Then explain you, Dad." he pointed to the blue haired man's clothes, "What's with the get-up?"

JC looked offended, " I needed a change in garb. Dar, you have to understand that I was born many years before you were born and a few years after Alex and Duo wed. My father is God. He is the creator of all the things that we know and understand. I was born of a Virgin and some peasant guy. I had a daughter with a woman and I married. They killed me and I ascended to sit by my father. I come from a completely different time then you. You were born about 1500 years ago. Alex and Duo, they were God and Goddess of Death way before I was born. Duo more so, since he was born a God while Alex herself was born a human but was born of someone who had divine blood in their veins. Have in mind though, that Duo was the only one out of the two of them that kept his name. Alex is not her true name, since she was born human again. Do you understand, I'm different. I dress differently and I act differently. I had to get with the times."

Darien stared at his father, "Okay, so you needed to be different. You still didn't answer my questions. Who's Darlene and Who's Meryl?"

JC stopped walking. Turning his head to look at the blonde haired man, he listened as the others tilted their heads with curiosity for his answer. "Meryl is an ancient witch. Not a Halloween, green hair, witches broomstick, wart on the nose kind've witch...at least not anymore, but that's beyond the point. She was born and grew up before Duo and Alex wed. By the time they were wed, she'd already been alive for almost….Damn," He ran a hand through his hair and over his eyes in frustration as he went back to what his father told him, past what he knew point blank. "I'd have to say roughly about three thousand years by the time they were wed. Actually, I believe that she was born before Duo was born. Now that I think about it, my father told me that she actually anointed Duo so that he would be able to become one with heaven and converse with Angels and Demons."

Darien waited a few minutes as his father once again turned his head up to the skies and watched as lightning flashed across the heavens. The wind picked up, and the clouds darkened to near black. Darien, having lost his patience, exclaimed, "And what about Darlene? Who's Darlene?"

"Darlene is your mother. She's all angel, but she chooses to live on the earth and has been living on the earth now for almost two thousands years. I became smitten with her when I saw her bathing once when I was younger. Things progressed and I became your father."

Darien was silent as he studied his father. Heero along with the other two deities stayed silent as well. Suddenly, JC turned back towards the house. The others had no choice but to follow as he started the trek back to where Alex and Duo were talking. "We should probably get back. The two of them are going to be confused and they're going to need answers from us."

-end 4 now-

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