Hey guys Speedystar here! Sorry about the long wait for the next chapter, what with college and work it's been hell! So now that I'm back, LETS GET THIS STORY GOING!
Eddy and Double D looked at Ed as if his brain just ate his eyebrow. Eddy was the first to speak, "um…what?"
"EVIL MAN! EAT CHICKENS! ROLF TROUBLE! MACARONI SALAD!" Ed exclaimed. "Now slow down Ed, please why not tell us, in a calmer fashion, what happened" Double D suggested. Ed stood there motionless until he slapped himself 3 times in the face in an attempt to relax. Eddy slapped him a fourth time which earned him a glare from Double D, "what? It's just to be sure" he shrugged. Ed finally looked a little less pale when he first came in then started to explain what exactly happened.
"I went to Rolf's house to help with his yard and play with the chickens. I went to his door and started knocking but then Ed remembered I'm supposed to use the nincompoop entrance cause last time I knocked on the front door, He used the hat of discipline. So Ed went through the fence only to see a giant hole in the fence next to the chicken house." Eddy and Double D leaned closer as they started to get anxious of what spooked their dimwitted friend. "I went to the chicken house to see that all the chickens were gone. So I went to Rolf's back door to ask where they were only to find something moving in the window. I looked closer in the window and saw a man eating Ed's feathered friend!" Eddy and Double D's eyes were the size of dinner plates when Ed mentioned the chicken eating part. "That was when Rolf came in with a shovel and bashed the guy in the head." Ed got done explaining and saw the horrified looks on his friends faces. Usually the 2 Eds would think their dumb friend was just living in his comic fantasies again but the way he explained was too graphic to be fake.
"So….is the guy dead or not?" Eddy asked. Ed looked up at him and had a petrified face of fear. "The thing about his head was that I saw Rolf hit it off his shoulders" He said.
"Damn, didn't know Rolf had it in him, to actually kill a guy?" Eddy said surprised. Ed still look petrified only to say something that made his 2 best friends almost shit their pants, "the terrifying thing is that even though Rolf hit his head off his shoulders, his body still kept moving." Both Eddy and Double D stood with mouths agape. "Oh my goodness! Ed, are you sure you're not living in that overreactive imagination of yours again?" Ed looked up with tears in his eyes, "MUST GIVE PROOF!" he yelled before grabbing both Eds and running through the wall next to the door. "ED WE JUST REPAIRED THAT WALL FROM LAST WEEK!" Double D yelled as Ed made a bee line to Rolf's House.