Hey guys! Sorry it's been a while since I updated this, and yes, I know I've got a lot to catch up on rip

Anywho, Enjoy! You'll notice I skipped a few episodes, but I wanted to kinda skip past the episodes where nothing exciting really happened. No offense! I love those episodes, but I REALLLLYYYYY wanna get to the new ones XD

And yes, I renamed this fic.

"Oh man! That is classic cinema!" Dewey said excitedly as they walked out of the theater room. "So good!" Webby jumped after Dewey, Lena following behind her. "Oh, remember when the surgeon tried to cut the Mulqueen in half but the she multiplied into a million more and then they ate him?!" Lena said. Mrs. Beakley, along with Ali and Launchpad followed behind the kids as they all walked out of the cinema. Lena made some strange noises as her and Webby re-enacted the scene. Ali shook her head in both amusement and disappointment.

"Was that even a kid-friendly movie?" Ali asked. Mrs. Beakley glanced at her briefly before grabbing Lena's arm. "You said this was an educational film! Suitable for all ages!" Mrs. Beakley put her hands on her hips as she scolded the girl.

"Uh, It's a cautionary tale," Lena explained. "About the dangers of Mole-Monsters, and everyone could use a lesson on chainsaw safety." Lena and Mrs. Beakley walked forward to catch up with the others. Ali glanced back at Launchpad, who was staring suspiciously at a poster of the movie. "LAAAMMME!" Louie exclaimed loudly, holding a bucket of popcorn.

"Where was the drama? The heart? The needlessly expensive car crash mayhem?" Louie ate some of the leftover popcorn. "Even if Mole-men did exist, why attack someone in the shower? With the water running, there wouldn't be enough traction to attack anyone above the knee. Totally phony." Huey explained.

Ali smiled slightly at their antics. "What is with you guysss." Ali asked. "It's just a movie." Webby gasped dramatically. "It says right on the poster!" Webby ran up to another poster of the movie. "'Based on an Actual True Novel'!" Webby read aloud. "This is the only book I trust," Huey said as he pulled out the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook. "If it's not in the JWG, then it's not a thing." Huey looked around for a moment, surprised that when she turned back she had missed a good chunk of the conversation. (Your author is lazy and doesn't want to type out that entire conversation XD)

"Nope, no Terra-firmians, so it must not exist!" Huey said. Webby started giggling uncontrallably, then as if on command, stopped. "What? Terra-firmians? The mythical underground race that lives below our very city?" Webby said, surprised. Huey turned to her. "Haha, no. That's ridiculous." He said.

"No, YOU'RE ridiculous!" Webby shot back. Lena suddenly came between the two, wrapping her arms around both Huey and Webby's shoulders. "Children, children, there is an easy way to settle this." Lena said. "Let's go find them ourselves!" She said, looking towards a booth a little ways away labeled 'Subway'.

Mrs. Beakley suddenly cleared her throat, having finally caught up to them. Everyone gasped and turned as Launchpad suddenly screamed. Mrs. Beakley, Dewey and Louie ran to see that Launchpad had shredded up the poster, whilst shouting. "EVIL! EVIL! You took the form of a poster! You won't get Launchpad!" "Launchpad no!" Dewey yelled. Mrs. Beakley ran up to Launchpad and pulled him back, away from the poster. "It's just an ad." She tried to calm him down.

"That's exactly what the sheriff told those reckless teens!" Launchpad yelled. Nobody noticed Ali, Lena, and Webby descending the stairs in the small booth labeled 'Subway'.

(que the theme)

"Wait, shouldn't we tell someone where we're going before we blindly explore a network of dark and abandoned subway tunnels?" Huey asked as the four stood at the end of the stairs they had just gone down a moment ago. Webby, Lena, and Huey all looked back up the stairs before all whispering that they were gone. "Ah, much better!" Huey said. Ali snorted as everyone started walking further into the darkness. "Hey, you do realize that I'm here, and I happen to be an adult right?" She said. "Oh yeahhhh." Webby realized.

Ali watched as Lena, followed by Webby and then Huey jumped down onto a set of tracks. She sighed. "We really shouldn't be down here guys." she said as she also jumped down, following the trio. "Pfft, what's the fun in following the rules?" Lena asked. Ali rolled her eyes. They continued walking for a bit, before coming to a fork in the tracks. "Hmm," Lena said as she approached the right tunnel, having been closed off with a 'Closed for renovation' sign. "Now what's behind here?" she asked as she moved the sign. Everyone followed Lena to the entrance of the tunnel.

"The old 818 train line!" Webby said excitedly. "Famous for Terra-fermian sightings, that's why it's closed off." Ali added. Webby looked at her, eyes filled with admiration. "The sign says 'Closed for Renovations'." Huey plainly stated. "That's what they want you to think." Ali said, winking down at Webby, who squealed like I do when I read Scrooge x Goldie fics loudly. "Who's 'they'?" Huey asked. Webby turned to him.

"Exactly." "wHAT?" Huey asked. Webby and Ali rushed over to catch up with Lena. They all pushed on a large slab of wood that was blocking the entrance. Suddenly, the entire tunnel started to shake. The three huddled together, trying to stay safe from the possible falling rocks, when the large wooden wall split in two, as if it was a door.

"Well we can't just not go in at this point!" Lena said, turning on her phone's flashlight. She walked in. "Helloooooo~?" she yelled in a sing-songy voice. The tunnel suddenly (you can tell I really like that word) rumbled. "Lena?" Ali called, ignoring Huey and Webby's short conversation about the shaking of the tunnel. The three started forward.

As they were walking, Webby pulled out her journal and a reading light as she started to flip through the pages. "The Terra-Firmians are an ancient race, built of two warring tribes, The Terry's and the Firmis. They were once united and under a proud king. After the king's untimely death, an epic battle began over who would assume control." Webby explained. The four approached a large staircase as she kept going. "But! One day, the rightful prince will reunite the two tribes and put an end to their bitter conflict." Webby flipped a page. "What's that?"

Huey pointed to a pink candy labeled 'Webbi-dings'."Oh, uh, just a drawing of a Candy I wish they made. Webbi-dings." Lena came over, and peeked over Webby's shoulders. "And that?" she pointed to a crayon drawing of Webby in a pink suit with a cape, and the letter W on the front. "Me as a superhero." She said. "Look, can we just focus on all the exciting stuff she just said?" Ali asked.

"So those Terra-thingies are responsible for that tremor?" Lena asked Webby. Huey took off his hat and grabbed the JWG from under it, putting his hat back on. "According to the JWG, Earthquakes are shifting tectonic plates!" he said. "Science fact! No reason for any of us to go in there. The Book knows everything!" he said.

Lena quickly smacked the book out of his hand, it flying down the staircase and into the darkness. "Did the book know I was gonna do that?" she asked smugly. "Ugghh." Huey groaned. Ali patted his head. "It's alright bud." She said. Huey smiled slightly up at her and the four descended down the stairs into the darkness.

Not going into plot points from the Christmas episode BUT can we just have a moment for the fact that our girl Goldie was totally just sauntering down into the party from upstairs a few moments after we saw young Scrooge heading out side for a breather looking rather pleased with himself.

I'M JUST SAYING.

In this masquerade, she can't feel the pain
Cover up her heart, with a little paint

He knows that they're drowning
She hopes that there's still something left
Let go now cause he's leaving

But she'd be fine pretending, things were alright
Even while its ending keep it inside
She can feel them bending
All their love is pending so what is she defending?
Even when she says she'll open her eyes
All her words are empty when she denies
But she can feel them bending
All their love is pending, so what is she defending?