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They were both suddenly alert.
"A-Are you serious?" Rigby said.
"I triple counted" Mordecai said.
"Dude, with that much money we can get those fancy sauces at Wing kingdom!" Rigby said, he always wanted to know what those tasted like.
"Or we can save up, put the money in a bank and quit this job when we don't need it" Mordecai said.
"Oh, what!" Rigby said, in disbelief.
"People don't tip guys who they think are rich. Splashing out at Wing Kingdom is going to bite us in the long run." Mordecai said. "This money won't even get us an apartment to stay in. We can't stop now"
"So, what you're saying is that we have to work hard until we can quit this job in style?" Rigby said.
"We got over 200 in one day, can you imagine how much we can get in a week?" Mordecai said.
"Fine" Rigby said.
"Let's hide the money so that the others can't find it. I saw Muscleman staring at us earlier as people tipped us." Mordecai said.
"Seriously?" Rigby said, in that case.
They both quickly hid the money under the floor boards and covered it with Rigby unwashed clothes, knowing nobody wanted to touch them.
Then they both went to sleep.
Rigby was shook awake by Mordecai who was ready to start the day at 3:30 am.
"Give me 10 minutes" Rigby said, giving Mordecai sleepily away.
A second later, Mordecai grabbed his legs and dragged him out of his trampoline making him bang his head.
"Ow!' Rigby said.
"Sorry, but we both know that 10 minutes is really all morning to you" Mordecai said, "Let's get to work"
And Rigby dragged his body up and followed Mordecai outside.
They went to the Bench's and started cleaning them first, it was much quicker the second time around and there was nothing that mutated under them.
Then they started wiping the tables at the Snack Bar, by far the easiest job Rigby had ever done.
"We're cleaning up the park, because we're competent workers" Mordecai began to sing.
"We're cleaning up the boats, because we're competent workers" Rigby continued, as they washed the boats.
"We're taking out the trash, because we're competent workers" Mordecai said, as they put every trash in the garbage bins.
"We can sing all we like, because we're competent workers!" Both of them said, as they cleaned up the stations at the Snack bar.
Before heading to the toilets for a proper clean.
"...People, are disgusting" Rigby said, after a seconds.
"You should have seen the Bathroom, yesterday" Mordecai said. "What bathroom do you want to take? The guys or the girls?"
"Are the female toilets, cleaner?" Rigby said.
"It filled with sentry pads and other things." Mordecai said.
"...I'll stick with the guys" Rigby said.
"Girls, for me than" Mordecai said, as he made his way to the girl's toilets.
When they were done cleaning each toilets, they both had a shower and came out just in time for Benson to assign the work.
"Mordecai, Rigby. Nice you to finally join us" Benson said.
"Join you?" Mordecai said. "Me and Rigby have been up since 3: 30 am" surprising them all.
"We cleaned the Golf Karts" Rigby said.
"Cleaned the bench's" Mordecai said.
"Washed the tables at the Snack Bar until they sparkled" Rigby said.
"Cleaned, the Snack Bar itself" Mordecai said.
"Took out the garbage" Rigby said.
"Cleaned the boats" Mordecai said.
"And we cleaned the disgusting toilets" Rigby said.
Silence.
"...Woah," Muscleman said.
"What is up with you guys lately?" Skips said, eyeing them suspiciously as if they were clones.
"We just decided to stop slacking" Mordecai said.
Plus, there were those sweet tips.
"We'll, I'll see if you really turned into perfect employees" Benson said, before he started to do an inspection on the work, they claimed to have done.
Both Mordecai and Rigby were too tired to leave their seats and took a little nap.
The inspection took 40 minutes, before Benson came back and his eyes shone with disbelief, having never seen such spotlessness in his life and then he saw them fast asleep on the stone stairs and he couldn't even yell at them for doing so.
"...Skips, wake them up in half an hour and tell them they are on litter duty." Benson said, to the surprised gorilla.
"WHAT!" Muscleman said.
"If you can wake up at 3: 30 in the morning and do what they just did, then I'll allow you to sleep in as well" Benson said.
Both Muscleman and High-five ghosts were as silent as a grave.
Staying up at 3: 30 in the morning was easy but waking up at that time?
They went to their assigned workstation without a complaint.
Mordecai and Rigby found themselves being woken up by Skips.
"Benson, say's your on-Litter duty" Skips said.
"Litter duty?" Mordecai said.
"Oh, we'll be the best litter duty guys, the park has ever seen," Rigby said.
"Mmph!" Mordecai nodded his head.
Then they went inside to get tools and rushed out to pick up their very first litter; the slow morning was more than enough for them to keep up with the trash.
They began to pick up without any complainant as Benson watched them from his office window, waiting for them to slack off.
It soon began afternoon, and the trash began to start coming.
"Rigby, let's make this into a game," Mordecai said.
"I'm listening," Rigby said.
"Whoever picks up the most trash and gets the most tips by the end of the day, has to buy the other a burger," Mordecai said before he saw a small group of people enter the park.
"You're, on," Rigby said, seeing the group.
"it starts...NOW!" Mordecai said, as a girl dropped a wrapper by accident on the floor.
Both of them began to run and pick up rubbish with stick's; the park visitors were more than a little bit surprised to see them.
"You guys can litter or you want. We'll just pick up." Said, Mordecai and Rigby. "All we ask is a couple bucks."
"Seriously?" the group of people said.
A park that asks them to litter?
That was undoubtedly a promotion; they hadn't heard of.
Both Mordecai and Rigby soon showed the sceptical group just how right their words were, as they began to scoop their trash into the garbage bins.
Somebody could drop an ice cream, and they would scoop it up, all they asked for was a buck or two, and as the day progressed, people kept coming and wondered what was going on seeing such casual littering.
"Dude, what's going on?" Said, one guy to another.
"These two guys say we can litter all we want; they will clean it up for us just for a few bucks" Said, the other guy.
"Seriously?" Said, the guy before testing the theory out by throwing his plastic cup onto the floor.
Rigby and Mordecai practically fought over it, but in the end, Mordecai won.
They both seem genuinely happy to pick up after them which was shocking.
Somebody texted their friends about a park, where they could litter and that exploded because that littering wasn't something you were usually allowed to do.
No wonder it went viral.
"Is this the park, where we can litter?" Said, one girl with her friends.
"Check it out" Said, one guy throwing his cup on the floor, Mordecai was on it like a snake. "They will let us litter how we want for a few bucks."
"Cool." Said, the girl and with confirmation, a wave of people came in.
With the wave of people, came business that the Park had never seen before.
Both Mordecai and Rigby realised they would need vacuum cleaners to keep up with the trash.
#Food Snack#
"WHERE'S MY ORDER!" Somebody shouted.
"WE'RE GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN!" High-five Ghost said.
In front of Muscleman and High-five ghost was about a line of a dozen people who were waiting to order.
"This park lets us litter, but the food service, sucks" Said, one girl.
Even Skips suddenly found himself with more work, than he was used to with the sudden influx's of people and Pop's had locked himself away in his room.
It got so bad that Benson had to come out and put signs up that read. "LITTER FREE ZONE!" around the park.
"Aw, what?" Somebody said.
"BOO! I THOUGHT THIS PARK WAS COOL!" Somebody shouted.
"If you just came here to litter than I'm calling the police!" Said, Benson.
The police?
It surely got people leaving and anybody coming hearing about it and avoiding the place like the plague.
The park was a mess.
Benson walked up to Mordecai and Rigby and yelled. "DON'T EVER! DO THAT AGAIN!" before yelling. "AND CLEAN THIS PLACE UP!"
"Okay, Benson." Both Rigby and Mordecai said, surprising him.
Benson was left speechless before having no choice but to walk away and Mordecai and Rigby both remembered that they had been filling jars with money.
"How many jars did you fill?" Mordecai said.
"12," Rigby said.
"14" Mordecai said, before smiling and saying. "You owe me a burger."
Both of them suddenly went. "WWWOOOAAHHH!"
Their risk had paid off, and their room was housing cash.
"But, seriously. We need to tidy this place up" Mordecai said, before saying to the Rigby. "Can you go to our room and make sure that the door is locked?"
"On it," Rigby said, leaving Mordecai to fend for himself.
He came back and joined Mordecai in cleaning up; there was so much that they were still doing it even after the Park closed.
Benson went to the Snack Bar, to see how much money the Snack Bar had made in a day, only to meet a surprise.
The Cash machine was gone.
"What the?" He said, seeing the Cash machine missing. "Where's the cash machine?"
"We made so much money that we quickly ran out of space in the cash machine," High-Five Ghost said. "We started putting the money in jug's" the ghost pointed to three large jugs full of cash.
"And here's the cash machine," Muscleman said, placing the machine bursting with cash on the counter.
Benson opened and closed his mouth, staring at all the money.
"...How much money is there altogether?" Benson finally asked.
"We haven't counted yet," Muscleman said, before almost crying and saying. "We just went through a stressful day and needed a break."
A break?
Benson felt like he needed a break, right now.
The idea that he thought was idiotic from Mordecai and Rigby had turned into a gold mine for the park at the end of the day.
Just then, Benson saw Mordecai and Rigby drag garbage bins out.
His boss would surely want to know who made his money grow so much when he came to collect.
For the first time in his life, Benson was conflicted about Mordecai and Rigby.
#Morning#
"DAMN, WE OVERSLEPT!" Mordecai said, suddenly waking up Rigby with his yell.
"Hmm?" Rigby said, his body sore.
"Benson is going to yell at us if we don't show up," Mordecai said, dragging his friend out of the bed and the room.
However, nobody expected there to be a note on their door when they came out.
"Mordecai and Rigby. For your outstanding work, you can take the day off"- Your boss Benson.
Silence.
"Do you see the note? Because I think, I'm hallucinating" Rigby said, wondering if he wasn't quite awake yet.
"I see it too," Mordecai said.
But the note was in their boss's handwriting.
"Free day?" Mordecai said, smiling.
"Free day," Rigby said, smiling back at him.
They gave each other a high five.
"So what are we going to do on our day off," Rigby said, "Video games?"
However, the moment he said that Mordecai looked left then right, before dragging Rigby inside and shutting the door.
"I think it's time to put all that money we made in the bank" Mordecai said. "Our room can't hold it all forever."
"...Do we have to? Fine" Rigby said.
"Now, help me put all the cash into a giant garbage bag," Mordecai said, as they grabbed the jars and the money hidden below and began to pour it inside a bag that would have been used as a sleeping bag for Rigby.
When they came out with the bag, they made sure to avoid everybody.
"What are you two, losers doing?" Muscleman said, making them freeze before they could get to the Golf Karts.
"Er... we're just taking out the trash?" Rigby said.
"And we're using the Golf Kart to do it," Mordecai said.
Both Muscleman and High-five ghost gave them a suspicious look before they left.
Mordecai and Rigby got the Golf Kart and were riding high on Benson good towards them as they drove out of the park.
They drove past the coffee shop and went to the place where people were in business suits.
They felt out of place immediately as they walked in, carrying their garbage bag that drew unwanted attention.
They went to the counter, who had a man in a business suit behind glass, stationed behind it.
"How, can I help you?" The man said.
"Ur, we would like to update our bank account," Rigby said.
"Sure. How much would you like to put in?" The man said.
"We don't know," Mordecai said. "We haven't counted it yet" putting the bag on the counter, and the banker smelled the money inside immediately, instead of garbage.
"...Excuse, me for one moment, while I get some workers to help me out" Said, the man surprising them.
The man called some people over and explained to them what was going on.
They took the bag into another room and began to open it while Mordecai and Rigby were told to sit down.
They both waited for an agonising hour before the General Manager of the bank of all people called out to them.
"Hi, are you Mordecai and Rigby?" Said, the man.
"Yes?" Both of them said.
"Please come to my office. We need to talk in private" Said, the man and both of them looked at each other before following the man to his office which was way more beautiful than Benson's own and there was a flat screen television hanging on the wall.
Both Mordecai and Rigby took a seat on the comfortable chairs while the man took a seat on a grand chair that looked to cost more than their paycheck.
"Mordecai...Rigby. You work at a Park correct?" Said, the man. "And nothing has changed?"
"Nothing has," Both of them said.
"And the bank also understands that in your profession, you are liable to receive tips," Said, the man. "And the bag you just gave us is filled with tip money, correct?"
"Wait. You guys can tell it's tip money?" Mordecai said.
"We of the bank have seen many different types of money for years so that we can tell tip money from the money earned by the extremely high earners," Said, the Man. "The highest in that bag you gave us is a 10-dollar bill. And your park workers. If you had come to this bank with hundred-dollar bills to a thousand. The Bank would have every right to call the police."
Making both Mordecai and Rigby gulp.
"However, it is tip money, so you're in the clear" Said, the man but that didn't ease the tension in the room. "We have also seen that your park did a promotion, yesterday."
"Promotion?" Rigby said, "We just wanted to pick up as much litter as possible."
"Yes, you wanted to have fun," Said, the man, saying the word weirdly before saying. "We'll, from that day, you made a ton of money. Have you two ever thought about investing in the stock market?"
Both of them looked at each other.
But then he slid over a paper to them that showed, the balance in their joint bank account, after the money was taken in.
Both of them almost had a heart attack when they saw the amount.
And scene!
Next chapter, the Bank with their permission hires a stockbroker and Mordecai, and Rigby get their first bank balance much to their shock, which promotes them to look for a place to stay. Review/fav and follow!