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With their permission, the Bank hired a stock broker and gave them an app that kept them updated on the work being done in the stock market using their account.
They put in the required 250 dollars into a separate bank account to start and both of them went back to the Park more than a little bit stunned.
"I think I'm going to read up on the stock market for the rest of the day and then go to bed," Mordecai said.
"If it's going to make me super rich to the point, I can move around in a limousine instead of walking. I might as well read a couple of pages" Rigby said, to think he could afford to buy a car right now and show up in branded clothes.
They both opened the bag the bank gave them and took one book each from it and began to read it.
When they went down for some food, they were still reading the books.
"The Stock Market? Fancy stuff" Skip's said at the table.
"I don't know why your reading something like that, Ladies." Muscleman said, "You're never going to have enough money to try your hands at it for real."
And Rigby was about to say something, but Mordecai stopped him.
One day, they both will laugh at the money the park was given to them and leave in style.
"It doesn't hurt to know something even if we can't afford it." Mordecai said,
"You'll just blow it all on a lame video game or something" Muscleman said.
Both Rigby and Mordecai ignored him as they sat down for dinner, they ate whatever Pops were feeding them and left without saying a word.
When morning came, they were back at work with their bodies now used to waking up early so the blow back wasn't as much as the first two days.
Benson could only nod, as they went about their work and whenever there were on break, they would be reading.
#With muscleman and High-five#
"I don't think we should be breaking into their room, Muscleman" Said, High-five Ghost as Muscleman picked the lock.
"Those guys made money and I'm sure they won't notice if we take a few dollars" Said, Muscleman before hearing the click he wanted to hear before turning the door handle.
They both expected to see jars full of cash, because that was what Mordecai and Rigby put the money, they got in but that was not the case.
There was nothing but piles of clothes around the room.
"Maybe, they put it in the drawers?" Muscleman said, as he went to the tiny drew that Rigby sometimes likes to sleep in.
High-Five Ghost looked under the bed and floorboards.
They checked underneath the pile of clothes and under Rigby trampoline.
"Where is it!" Muscleman said.
"Where is what?" Said, a voice they both recognized immediately.
They turned and were stunned to find Mordecai walk in drinking a can of soda.
"Muscleman, High-five. What are you doing in My room?" Mordecai said, of course he know what they were looking for.
"E-Er, we were looking for a t-shirt that Muscleman lost. You know it might have gotten mixed up in the wash." High-Five Ghost said, covering for both of them.
However, Muscleman was obese compared to them, Mordecai and Rigby would have surely noticed.
"I know what you guys are really after and if you don't leave now. I will tell Benson you broke the lock which is why we have to spend money to fix it." Mordecai said, as the door was now indeed busted.
Both Muscleman and High-Five Ghost ran out of the room.
However, Skips was told about the door because both Mordecai and Rigby refused to sleep in a room where their voices could be heard and anybody could look inside to see what they were doing.
The whole park soon found out the promotion made the park a little bit famous and there was a lot more people than there usually was to tend to.
#Saturday#
"Mordecai. Rigby. Your bank statements are here" Said, Benson at the door and both of them came down from their room.
They came down to see everybody else getting their bank statements as well.
"How much do you Ladies have in your bank account? -10 dollars?" Muscleman said, before giving a high-five to High Five Ghost.
Both Rigby and Mordecai didn't react. Instead, they took their letter and went back up to their room.
They closed the door and locked it.
"Let's see what we got!" Rigby said, excitedly.
Mordecai ripped the envelope opened without damaging the letter and sat on the bed, Rigby went to read over his shoulder.
"Let's see... in our main account we have 9, 0015 dollars," Mordecai said.
"And in the other account, we have for the stock market; we have 25, 015 dollars," Rigby said, shocked.
The magic of stock market had slapped them both in the face hard.
They had won a sizable chunk in the stock market.
"...Holy cow, does Benson even have that much money in his bank account?" Mordecai said.
"Dude, I want to spend that money" Rigby said, with sparkling eyes. "I don't even need to work as hard no more."
Mordecai agreed with him but still.
"Let's spend it on looking for a new apartment" Mordecai said, "We can get killer apartment just for 800 or a 1000 a month. We'll get an apartment so nice that this place will look like a joke."
"Let's use the internet on our phones to look." Rigby said, "We're just searching for an apartment. We don't want anybody looking at our internet history by going on the computer."
"Good idea," Mordecai said.
And then they both pulled out their block like phones and began to search on the internet for an apartment around them.
They had never looked at an apartment that was over 400 hundred a month before and it was like they had entered a different world while they were googling.
"Holy cow. These apartments look so nice" Rigby said, looking at the upper-class apartment.
"Any one of these, I'll be happy to show Margaret." Mordecai said, before saying sneakily. "And you can show Eilleen"
Rigby cheeks turned red and yelled. "WHY DID YOU BRING HER UP!"
Mordecai began to laugh before saying. "But seriously we need to condense these apartments down and We need to tell Benson we need to take a day off to look at them."
Just then they heard from their door.
"BREAK TIME IS OVER! WORK TIME!" Said, Benson.
They both put back their phones and found out that they were on toilet duty immediately.
They looked at apartments while they worked, washing their hands every time they had to take their gloves off to scroll on their phones.
They narrowed it down to 2 apartments and the next day; they were ringing the Apartment agency's up for a look around while they worked early.
"Wait. We can look today?" Said, Mordecai, before trying not to sound too eager. "Cool" then the call ended.
"Was that for apartment A?" Rigby said.
"Yep." Mordecai said, "We need to ask Benson if we can go in the afternoon"
Then they continued working until it was 5 in the morning and sprung it on the man.
"Ur, Benson" Mordecai said.
"What?" Benson said with his clipboard.
"We were wondering if we can go somewhere around 3. It's really urgent" Mordecai said.
Their boss looked at them and then remembered all the work they had done this morning.
"Alright, then," Benson said, an answer that shocked them and then he walked away.
"YES!" Both of them said, giving each other a high five.
"Dude, do you still have those clothes from the time we tried to look cool for Benson and almost got killed for being too cool?" Mordecai said.
"Heck, yes. Those clothes made me look awesome. So of course, I've been keeping them" Rigby said.
They went back to work, and when it was almost time, they stopped working and headed back into the house.
They came out dressed to impress.
Mordecai wore his green branded jeans, white shirt with a red tie, pink tinted shades over his eyes, a woolly hat underneath a classic brown hat and pump shoes.
Rigby wore green branded jeans, a red hoody under a yellow pump jacket, yellow party shades over his eyes, two hats facing different ways and pump shoes.
"Woah, where are you guys going?" Skips said, skipping past.
"Somewhere, we have to dress to impress/," Rigby said.
"Yeah, dress to impress, until the ladies find out your flat broke," Muscleman said, high-fiving High-Five Ghost.
Both Mordecai and Rigby ignored him and went to the garage to take the Golf Kart and rode it out of the park, they soon received compliments left and right from those who saw them drive by.
With clothes as cool as this, they could be riding bikes and still look cool.
However, both of them hoped it was enough when they drove up to the apartment.
They stopped at a tall high raise building and parked before getting off, they soon saw a woman in a suit with a sign that said their names.
"Are you Mordecai and Rigby?" She said.
"That's us" Mordecai said, as his cool clothes blinded her and he said. "We decided to arrive in a Golf Kart today because we felt like it. You have 20 minutes to impress us"
Rigby played along and looked as if he didn't care about the luxurious building in front of them.
"O-Of, course sir," She said, seeing them in expensive clothes and they went into the building, the reception was like a hotel, and they walked into the elevator where she pressed the button for '15'.
They came out and saw only one door which she opened, and they walked in.
The pictures of the apartment did not do the apartment justice.
There was a giant living room space that was fully furnished and had a flat screen already there; there was a large kitchen area that was stocked with kitchen appliances, they were shown to the bed's which was a giant room with two everyday look kingside beds, a massive wardrobe and a desk.
"If you went to bring in some servants" She said, thinking they were rich enough to do that. "You are allowed to"
She was completely unaware that she had broken them because this place was so much better than the one they had at work.
Finally, Mordecai managed to snap out of it and nudged Rigby who also snapped out of it.
"...This place is decent." Mordecai said.
"The rent is 1050 a month" She said, a jaw-dropping number for them some days ago. "This place does come with Internat connection, electricity and gas. If you went the T.V. to go beyond the basic channels you do have to pay extra a month"
"Alright, sound's cheap" Rigby said. "We'll think about this place" before turning around.
They went back into the Elevator and went out of the Building to the Golf Kart to the next location.
They met a man who showed them an apartment on the top floor on a high raised building.
They were a bit less shocked now, after seeing the first one and acted judgemental of this one.
"This place is alright," Mordecai said.
"Of course, we will have to replace that small t.v with a giant one. Add some giant sound speakers" Rigby said, before saying to the man. "We're going to be hiring some people to kiss the ground we walk on. What it the policy on that?"
"The owner of this building does allow that" Said, the man.
"Good because it would be a no deal if that wasn't so" Mordecai said, before saying. "And how much is the rent again?"
"1100 a month" Said, the month. "This price does include, gas, electricity and internet"
"... We'll, see if were too busy to think about it" Rigby said, as they both turned around and walked out.
They made their way back to the Golf-Kart and began to drive away; the sky was darker.
"So, apartment B, then?" Rigby said.
"Defiantly Apartment B" Mordecai said.
Than Mordecai had a thought and said. "Dude, I just realized that we have enough money to fix your right cheek now."
"Wait. Seriously?" Rigby said, no more trying his hardest to cover it.
"Let's go and get a burger that you owe me." Mordecai said, and Rigby pouted.
However, it wasn't soul-crushing like usual, they had money now.
#At the Same time#
Benson received a phone call from his office.
"Hello?" Benson said, picking up the white phone.
"Whatever, you're doing. Keep on doing it" the voice was none other than the park owner, Mr Maellard, Benson boss.
"S-Sorry, sir?" Benson said, his tough demeanor crumbled at the sound of his boss.
"I just got the account for how much the Park is making and I like it." Said, the stern man. "I especially like the huge boost in profit that I can see on a particular day. Who ever thought about that 'Litter all you want' day, is a genius and should be promoted. The park made six times as much money in one single day. You should do it again, this week."
The man had gotten his bank statement as well.
"B-But, sir. We don't have the workers to keep up with that much litter." Benson said, in disbelief that his former slackers were making his boss very happy. "That's why I had to shut it down"
"We'll, then just hire people just for that particular day" Said, the man. "With the amount you'll make, paying them is pocket change"
"Y-Yes, Sir" Benson said, but the man did not hang up yet.
"Oh, and if the person who came up with that has anymore idea's, listen to them" Said, the man. "They are a gold mine"
What?
Mordecai and Rigby were a gold mine?
Benson was about to faint.
And scene!
Next chapter, the park employees can't help but notice both Mordecai and Rigby laid back attitude and the new thing's they have. It's payment day and thing's get awkward when Mordecai and Rigby decided to quit on that day. Review/fav and follow!